Magic towels? Dollar tree

I gotta ask, this looks bussin, but how do you fit it in your mouth?? I would be so stressed trying to unhinge my jaw like a snake

I'm the same way with men lol. For some reason, my roommates body smell is absolutely intoxicating to me, but I'm not sexually attracted to them in the slightest, it definitely crosses some weird wires in my brain

My friends sister sold a kitten that the new owners named Soup of the Day, and thats the sweetest kitten name I've ever heard

Thanks, I just watched an episode and laughed out loud more than once

And Glenn's daughter Brenda Song

Yeah, I'm glad I'm finally finding my own self worth and being more assertive about my needs. I hope you've found the same

(Looking fine as hell, I might add. And I say this as a 25 year old)

Fried cubes of spam

I was literally just doing this for a guy, I literally switched shifts with a coworker so I could be home on one of his days off ._. And he bailed. After he bailed 3 weeks in a row I called it off though

I have to skip all her episodes bevause they break my heart too much, but those are the last episodes Netflix has :(

These plus Superstore

MY DADDY IS IN THERE

Thank you. No one could have seen it coming, I feel awful for even posting before taking him in. It wouldn't have made a difference, but still.

I'm sorry to say, he's in a better place now. Of course, I think the best place for him to be is in my arms, but the universe didn't think so. I just lost my soulmate and the doctors told me there wasn't anything I could have done that would have prevented this, but I can't help but feel like it's all my fault. I thought he just ate some Styrofoam or something and had a tummy ache, not to have my world shattered

I actually took him to the emergency vet. He has a severe bladder obstruction causing kidney and heart problems. I won't be updating further because I can't handle it

I've been at work all night so I'm not sure about eating/litterbox. He throws up sometimes, maybe like once a month normally? He's in my arms right now and he's purring, but he's not holding me like he normally was. It sounds like emergency vet is the way to go? Last night I had asked my friend (my vets son),and he said to give it a day or 2 keeping an eye on him but I'm so scared if I go to sleep something could happen while I'm out...

Happy Pride Month! Introducing the biyak

Check out r/wowthissubexists for the Friday thread, plenty of ..creative things there

Not the AH for not going over to their house if the dog isn't welcome, but so immature to not even want to talk to them over this. Like, I don't have a newborn or anything but I don't want a dog in my house? What does this person do if they need to get groceries, or go to a restaurant? Just bring their dog because it's always been there for OP? Idk, I'm just super annoyed by OOPS attitude about it

Tear with fingers, peck with beak (pretending to eat corn)

I would break mine up into tiny chunks and peck at them like I was a chicken :)

NOT BLINDFOLDING THE DAD 😭😭😭

Coffee: makes me sleepy, spacey, and panicky Adderall: makes me lock into a task for 12 hours and unable to sleep for days Ritalin: helps me keep my day on track and sleep on time

Different substances affect people doffedently