With a fast enough wand, I favour a spray of homing bubble sparks.

For explosives, unstable crystal.

I disagree. Armando Iannucci was the showrunner for Veep for the first few seasons and while it had the spirit of the UK version, it stood on its own as an independent IP, on the other hand Gervais and Merchant sold the format and gave the buyers carte blanche to mould it their own way. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you'll be on thin ice comparing a regionalised copy of a format to a complete reworking of a format to fit a particular region.

In this case it was Steven Moffat's agenda of patrician-like patronage of those 'fascinating creatures', women, "but thank heavens for the rational menfolk to quell their flighty desires.

Not much different from everything else Moffat has done going back to Coupling and Chalk.

I hated it when Top of the Pops pushed an agenda of chart hits and that fucking Blue Peter was in the pocket of Big Sticky Backed Plastic.

Chunks of beef suspended in a kind of matrix of pastry, sort of hovering in a ... sponge stasis.

"Thanks, but I'm pretty sure I can lift a glass and drink from it, a fleeting feeling of unearned superiority doesn't enhance the flavour".

Just sent their details to the Social Services.

With a li'l bit

With a li'l bit

With a little bit o bloomin luck!

Wrongly referred to by the Americans as 'gas', it's not gas it's petrol.

I thought it was okay, and cheesy and campy, yielded a good few honest belly laughs, and certainly not the drenched-in-blood ultimate crime of cinema that people, well moviebros, were saying it was.

I mean, yes I'm personally heavily biased towards female protagonist movies but I make no secret of that and, crucially, I don't fully into fits of entitled rage and reviewbomb Jason Statham movies on sight.

The thought of laying still with my favourite snacks and keeping my eyes open at Part 2 filled me with revulsion and despair.

I watched Ghostbusters Frozen Empire tonight and it just felt like The CW does Ghostbusters. Where were even the jokes? To think a river of tears from manbabies at Ghostbusters Answer The Call, at least you could have a laugh with it.

They're all now on Reddit, some of them mods.

Which one, ginger DJ, Hollywood action chap or the guy that runs Go Faster Stripe?

I was coming to terms with it, ah it is what it is now, but then I started worrying that I'm a little too heavy for my bike so I'm using it to lose a bit, even though until that happens in riding it like it's made of glass and I don't like standing up on the pedals lol I live in a very hilly area so even casual riding has a full thigh-burner segment, or two.

I'm 50 in January and I want to be in some sort of Fit-ish For Fifty scheme, pay attention to the Ish! I'm keeping it light and achievable for now.

Yeah, wow, that's belting. You have completed the game.

But wouldn't you still need a fleet of trash trucks to get it from homes to the train depot in the first place?