Always thought it was funny that I was in 5 punk bands in high school, but I knew every word of the top Death Row hits of the 90's.

Don't make me choose!

But yeah Salute Your Shorts all day long. Recently rewatched on archive.org!

Just when you thought you'd go through your life not hearing a stereotypical comment about what bees like. I mean, what if some bees are really into feet?

What's that? A Quantax? That brings me back.

I love my Ibanez mikro. 28.6 scale length and usually around $150-$200. It also has P and J pickups. The Mitchell is about the same except it's closer to $100 when it's on sale. They're both made by Cort and have great color options too! How's that GW-101? I wish Glarry made a short scale 5 string.

I use my laptop for effects and I run a 1/4 to the output of my interface to my amp. Remember to turn off cab simulation and disable system sounds so you won't get any accidental sounds coming through your rig.

I only use a pick on my mikro Ibanez. I only use fingers on my regular scale 5 string.

All I know is that my waiter was Captain Picard.

Yep. Heard some pop off during a bunch of wind gusts and I thought to myself, "what's going on with these Aurora shenanigans in my Lakewood?"

Remember? My wife did this yesterday. $1 big gulps right now!

Just bought some tonight from the grocery store. Been on the Breakfast flavored Nissin cup o' noodles for a bit though. Tastes great and makes your place smell like a maple syrup bottle.

Is it brown coming and going?

Amateurs. I can already drink a 2 liter with my pee hole.

Todd Grove Park in Ukiah, CA. Still there I think.

"What are you running from, guy?" "Females." "There's no females chasing you. I've seen your face!"

This. I love my mikro Ibanez and I'm 5'11. Size matters not!

Totally saw Gushers in a store yesterday. I can't remember what store because well, you know, the thing.

I play my bass/guitar/everything through a 4 channel Kustom PA10 amp hooked up to a Fender 1205A PA speaker. It's so loud! And I have a pretty wide frequency range.

Was also in Little Monsters with Fred Savage.

Also was in a movie called "Bushwhacked" that used the Back to the Future music in their trailer.

Playing Mister Magoo Simulator over here lol