Posted to my friend’s Instagram story yesterday.
Because, my dear friend, you aren’t the only mlm hun in my life. If I supported all the mlms friends/family in my life, I would have no money left for groceries and bills. A bunch of make up and oily magic water doesn’t fill my belly. None of that is even at Costco. If I want any of that nonsense, I know where to go, okay?
This friend is an Enagic hun. I have another friend who is a Mary Kay hun. Don’t get the facial! My other other friend has sneakily invited me to two Arbonne parties. My sister is a Doterra and Pampered Chef hun. I order from her sometimes when I actually want what she’s selling. My hair stylist is a Seint hun. Only two of these lovely ladies know each other. They don’t see how many other huns they are competing with for my “support.”
How many huns do you “not support” when you pay your bills or buy food? And how dare you?
I don’t know. I make a point not to bring up MLMs with these ladies. It’s better not to give them the opportunity to pitch.
“Why is it an ick to support your mlm friend but you don’t bat an eye spending all of your money at Costco?”
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