Given that it's Xitter, half the replies are probably chuds screeching "we're a republic, not a democracy!"

I don't give a flying fork what she looks like. She's a block of wood and a legit terrible person.

"Let us take over the country, so that we can make it a Christian theocracy, or we will kill you."

Uh, didn't Luke send his "force ghost" across the entire galaxy?

Isn't it the one weapon you need to finally kill the Red Death?

Reads to me like he's describing evangelical Christianity.

Water expands when it freezes. That's why ice floats.

If that's true then every purpose-built race car is just a bundle of car mods.

Wrap it in skateboard grip tape.