Do you also eat bananas horizontally?
You're supposed to stir your chips before you eat them. Everyone knows that.
Spider? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Why can't he just be your son? Why is it important to point out that he's adopted?
Ohh, barra-barracuda, yeah
Incoming rent increse
Maybe the apartment complex should start handing out fiber supplements to its residents. Might help with some of the plumbing issues
Turn the pizza upside down and shake the seasoning off. Obviously
It's doing its job
Do you have to clean up after the party?
You don't eat off of the back. It's fine
Drink the dented ones
Received a pallet of beer from Atlantic Distribution and this is how it arrived.
mildlyinfuriating