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and Florida and Utah and Oklahoma and Iowa and Texas and Georgia among others lol
I was going to include Arizona but Governor Hobbs is an actual red blooded fucking American patriot and she's been vetoing the recent wave of christian nationalist bills
Article:
"At the School Board Meeting of May 15, 2024, School Board Member Roberto J. Alonso proffered agenda item H-6, authorizing the Superintendent of Schools, in consultation with the Office of the General Counsel, to explore the feasibility of having volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services and/or programs to M-DCPS students and staff as part of a District operated program, ensuring that any program deemed feasible complies with the U.S. Constitution and Federal and State laws, respects parental choice, requires written parent permission for students to participate; and if such a program is deemed feasible, undergo any necessary rulemaking.
The Florida Legislature’s passage of House Bill 931 presents an opportunity for Miami-Dade County Public Schools (M-DCPS) to consider the feasibility of establishing a volunteer school chaplain program to provide additional support to students. The bill that was recently signed by Governor DeSantis, which becomes effective July 1, 2024, provides that a school district may adopt a policy authorizing volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services, and programs to students; requires parental notifications as well as written parental consent for students to participate in such a program; requires that volunteers providing services under any such program are rigidly background screened in accordance with Florida law; and requires that any such program be operated transparently, with a list of the volunteer chaplains and their religious affiliations published on the district website.
“The compassionate presence of chaplains in our schools can make a positive contribution to the holistic development of students and staff within a school. In times of difficulties, chaplains can also serve as a frontline responder, providing immediate support and solace to affected individuals,” said Board Member Alonso. “I thank my colleagues on the Board for their support for this item. I look forward to the implementation of this initiative.”
Pursuant to agenda item H-6, a report with any findings will be provided to the Personnel, Student, School & Community Support Committee by July 17, 2024."
Hail 1A
Hail The Establishment Clause
Hail The Satanic Temple of Florida
Hail Satan ⛧
Article:
"At the School Board Meeting of May 15, 2024, School Board Member Roberto J. Alonso proffered agenda item H-6, authorizing the Superintendent of Schools, in consultation with the Office of the General Counsel, to explore the feasibility of having volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services and/or programs to M-DCPS students and staff as part of a District operated program, ensuring that any program deemed feasible complies with the U.S. Constitution and Federal and State laws, respects parental choice, requires written parent permission for students to participate; and if such a program is deemed feasible, undergo any necessary rulemaking.
The Florida Legislature’s passage of House Bill 931 presents an opportunity for Miami-Dade County Public Schools (M-DCPS) to consider the feasibility of establishing a volunteer school chaplain program to provide additional support to students. The bill that was recently signed by Governor DeSantis, which becomes effective July 1, 2024, provides that a school district may adopt a policy authorizing volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services, and programs to students; requires parental notifications as well as written parental consent for students to participate in such a program; requires that volunteers providing services under any such program are rigidly background screened in accordance with Florida law; and requires that any such program be operated transparently, with a list of the volunteer chaplains and their religious affiliations published on the district website.
“The compassionate presence of chaplains in our schools can make a positive contribution to the holistic development of students and staff within a school. In times of difficulties, chaplains can also serve as a frontline responder, providing immediate support and solace to affected individuals,” said Board Member Alonso. “I thank my colleagues on the Board for their support for this item. I look forward to the implementation of this initiative.”
Pursuant to agenda item H-6, a report with any findings will be provided to the Personnel, Student, School & Community Support Committee by July 17, 2024."
Hail 1A
Hail The Establishment Clause
Hail The Satanic Temple of Florida
Hail Satan ⛧
Article:
"At the School Board Meeting of May 15, 2024, School Board Member Roberto J. Alonso proffered agenda item H-6, authorizing the Superintendent of Schools, in consultation with the Office of the General Counsel, to explore the feasibility of having volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services and/or programs to M-DCPS students and staff as part of a District operated program, ensuring that any program deemed feasible complies with the U.S. Constitution and Federal and State laws, respects parental choice, requires written parent permission for students to participate; and if such a program is deemed feasible, undergo any necessary rulemaking.
The Florida Legislature’s passage of House Bill 931 presents an opportunity for Miami-Dade County Public Schools (M-DCPS) to consider the feasibility of establishing a volunteer school chaplain program to provide additional support to students. The bill that was recently signed by Governor DeSantis, which becomes effective July 1, 2024, provides that a school district may adopt a policy authorizing volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services, and programs to students; requires parental notifications as well as written parental consent for students to participate in such a program; requires that volunteers providing services under any such program are rigidly background screened in accordance with Florida law; and requires that any such program be operated transparently, with a list of the volunteer chaplains and their religious affiliations published on the district website.
“The compassionate presence of chaplains in our schools can make a positive contribution to the holistic development of students and staff within a school. In times of difficulties, chaplains can also serve as a frontline responder, providing immediate support and solace to affected individuals,” said Board Member Alonso. “I thank my colleagues on the Board for their support for this item. I look forward to the implementation of this initiative.”
Pursuant to agenda item H-6, a report with any findings will be provided to the Personnel, Student, School & Community Support Committee by July 17, 2024."
Article:
"At the School Board Meeting of May 15, 2024, School Board Member Roberto J. Alonso proffered agenda item H-6, authorizing the Superintendent of Schools, in consultation with the Office of the General Counsel, to explore the feasibility of having volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services and/or programs to M-DCPS students and staff as part of a District operated program, ensuring that any program deemed feasible complies with the U.S. Constitution and Federal and State laws, respects parental choice, requires written parent permission for students to participate; and if such a program is deemed feasible, undergo any necessary rulemaking.
The Florida Legislature’s passage of House Bill 931 presents an opportunity for Miami-Dade County Public Schools (M-DCPS) to consider the feasibility of establishing a volunteer school chaplain program to provide additional support to students. The bill that was recently signed by Governor DeSantis, which becomes effective July 1, 2024, provides that a school district may adopt a policy authorizing volunteer school chaplains to provide support, services, and programs to students; requires parental notifications as well as written parental consent for students to participate in such a program; requires that volunteers providing services under any such program are rigidly background screened in accordance with Florida law; and requires that any such program be operated transparently, with a list of the volunteer chaplains and their religious affiliations published on the district website.
“The compassionate presence of chaplains in our schools can make a positive contribution to the holistic development of students and staff within a school. In times of difficulties, chaplains can also serve as a frontline responder, providing immediate support and solace to affected individuals,” said Board Member Alonso. “I thank my colleagues on the Board for their support for this item. I look forward to the implementation of this initiative.”
Pursuant to agenda item H-6, a report with any findings will be provided to the Personnel, Student, School & Community Support Committee by July 17, 2024."
Excerpts from the article:
"On Saturday, for example, Lawrence delivered a speech at the GLAAD Awards in New York City in which she made her disdain for former Vice President Mike Pence very obvious. “He’s in New York tonight... receiving a Kid’s Choice Award for weirdest dick,” she told the audience, breaking into laughter. “I didn’t write that one.”
“Hi gays,” was how Lawrence, who was attending the GLAAD event to honor queer country star Orville Peck, began her speech. “I love seeing so many humans who can top their field while still being power bottoms.”
“I love the gay community. In fact, I was in love with a homosexual. I tried to convert him for years, but now I know conversion therapy doesn’t work,” she said. “Did you hear me, Mike Pence? I said conversion therapy isn’t real, even though I know you think it worked on you.”"
"Pence also said last summer that he believes allowing transgender Americans to serve in the military “erodes unit cohesion in a very unique way.” Pence also said in 2023 that it’s his view that gender affirming care for trans youth has “profound negative effects.”"
"Lawrence remained mum on politics for most of her meteoric ascent as an actress, but in the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade in 2022, Lawrence told Vogue that she “can’t fuck with people who aren’t political anymore. You live in the United States of America. You have to be political. It’s too dire. Politics are killing people.”
Having a son also radicalized her, she told Vogue. “I’m raising a little boy who is going to go to school one day,” Lawrence said. “Guns are the number-one cause of death for children in the United States. And people are still voting for politicians who receive money from the NRA. It blows my mind.”"
SHOIGUUUUUUU!!!!
GERASIMOV!!!??
WHERE IS THE FUCKING AMMO?!?!1!!
Fucking seahorses are beautiful
I don't disagree with you 🤘
Article:
"GRANT, Michigan — A Grant, Michigan man who told family he planned to use homemade bombs to blow up the Satanic Temple in Salem, Massachusetts is now facing a federal indictment.
A grand jury delivered the two-count indictment of transportation of an explosive with intent to kill, injure, or intimidate or to damage or destroy property, and possession of an unregistered destructive device.
The indictment accuses 30-year-old Luke Terpstra of building several devices that he characterized as “bombs” and then transporting those devices, along with multiple firearms and ammunition, from Michigan to the site of the Satanic Temple in Massachusetts in September 2023.
“The charges announced today demonstrate my office’s continued commitment to protecting our citizens from dangerous threats,” said U.S. Attorney Mark Totten. “Building explosive devices and transporting them with the intent to injure civilians and damage property puts us all at risk and those who commit such crimes will be held accountable.”
The indictment further alleges that, in December 2023, Terpstra told others that he possessed the “bombs” because he wanted to “blow up” the Satanic Temple.
As recently as January 2024, Terpstra was found in possession of items that can be used to make improvised explosive devices, including a plastic container with coins attached to it and a piece of cannon fuse coming out of the lid; numerous metal carbon dioxide (CO2) cartridges; PVC pipe; ammonium nitrate; and hobby fuses.
If convicted, Terpstra faces a maximum 10-year term in prison on each charge and a fine of up to $250,000. He will also be required to pay restitution to any victims of his alleged crimes."
Article:
"GRANT, Michigan — A Grant, Michigan man who told family he planned to use homemade bombs to blow up the Satanic Temple in Salem, Massachusetts is now facing a federal indictment.
A grand jury delivered the two-count indictment of transportation of an explosive with intent to kill, injure, or intimidate or to damage or destroy property, and possession of an unregistered destructive device.
The indictment accuses 30-year-old Luke Terpstra of building several devices that he characterized as “bombs” and then transporting those devices, along with multiple firearms and ammunition, from Michigan to the site of the Satanic Temple in Massachusetts in September 2023.
“The charges announced today demonstrate my office’s continued commitment to protecting our citizens from dangerous threats,” said U.S. Attorney Mark Totten. “Building explosive devices and transporting them with the intent to injure civilians and damage property puts us all at risk and those who commit such crimes will be held accountable.”
The indictment further alleges that, in December 2023, Terpstra told others that he possessed the “bombs” because he wanted to “blow up” the Satanic Temple.
As recently as January 2024, Terpstra was found in possession of items that can be used to make improvised explosive devices, including a plastic container with coins attached to it and a piece of cannon fuse coming out of the lid; numerous metal carbon dioxide (CO2) cartridges; PVC pipe; ammonium nitrate; and hobby fuses.
If convicted, Terpstra faces a maximum 10-year term in prison on each charge and a fine of up to $250,000. He will also be required to pay restitution to any victims of his alleged crimes."
Article:
"GRANT, Michigan — A Grant, Michigan man who told family he planned to use homemade bombs to blow up the Satanic Temple in Salem, Massachusetts is now facing a federal indictment.
A grand jury delivered the two-count indictment of transportation of an explosive with intent to kill, injure, or intimidate or to damage or destroy property, and possession of an unregistered destructive device.
The indictment accuses 30-year-old Luke Terpstra of building several devices that he characterized as “bombs” and then transporting those devices, along with multiple firearms and ammunition, from Michigan to the site of the Satanic Temple in Massachusetts in September 2023.
“The charges announced today demonstrate my office’s continued commitment to protecting our citizens from dangerous threats,” said U.S. Attorney Mark Totten. “Building explosive devices and transporting them with the intent to injure civilians and damage property puts us all at risk and those who commit such crimes will be held accountable.”
The indictment further alleges that, in December 2023, Terpstra told others that he possessed the “bombs” because he wanted to “blow up” the Satanic Temple.
As recently as January 2024, Terpstra was found in possession of items that can be used to make improvised explosive devices, including a plastic container with coins attached to it and a piece of cannon fuse coming out of the lid; numerous metal carbon dioxide (CO2) cartridges; PVC pipe; ammonium nitrate; and hobby fuses.
If convicted, Terpstra faces a maximum 10-year term in prison on each charge and a fine of up to $250,000. He will also be required to pay restitution to any victims of his alleged crimes."
Article:
"GRANT, Michigan — A Grant, Michigan man who told family he planned to use homemade bombs to blow up the Satanic Temple in Salem, Massachusetts is now facing a federal indictment.
A grand jury delivered the two-count indictment of transportation of an explosive with intent to kill, injure, or intimidate or to damage or destroy property, and possession of an unregistered destructive device.
The indictment accuses 30-year-old Luke Terpstra of building several devices that he characterized as “bombs” and then transporting those devices, along with multiple firearms and ammunition, from Michigan to the site of the Satanic Temple in Massachusetts in September 2023.
“The charges announced today demonstrate my office’s continued commitment to protecting our citizens from dangerous threats,” said U.S. Attorney Mark Totten. “Building explosive devices and transporting them with the intent to injure civilians and damage property puts us all at risk and those who commit such crimes will be held accountable.”
The indictment further alleges that, in December 2023, Terpstra told others that he possessed the “bombs” because he wanted to “blow up” the Satanic Temple.
As recently as January 2024, Terpstra was found in possession of items that can be used to make improvised explosive devices, including a plastic container with coins attached to it and a piece of cannon fuse coming out of the lid; numerous metal carbon dioxide (CO2) cartridges; PVC pipe; ammonium nitrate; and hobby fuses.
If convicted, Terpstra faces a maximum 10-year term in prison on each charge and a fine of up to $250,000. He will also be required to pay restitution to any victims of his alleged crimes."
lol hail you ⛧
Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of Satan.
Jokes