If you see its shadow there's another 6 months of winter.
Yes, ma'am. Our owners really really hate money so much we've decided we prefer the hotel to only be 1/10th full and leave the rest of the rooms empty.
Same with people who lie.
"ARE YOU SAYING I'M A LIAR????"
Yes. Because you are a lying liar who is lying to me right now.
"WELL I NEVER!!!"
Stupid people don't like it when people point out they are being stupid. They prefer to remain blisssfully unaware XD
No, that's a college freshman. You're thinking of Frosch.
"My kids who never talk to me any more are fine!!!"
That's why I replaced my shitty, broken fliptop mailbox with one that has a Parcel section. So they don't have to come to the front door too much, esp if it's raining.
My dad went to the local hospital and they put him in a back room to await a doctor. After 5 hours he came out and asked "Have you forgotten me?". A doctor said "WE DO NOT FORGET PATIENTS!!". The nurse next to him said "Oh! We've been calling out your name in the waiting room for 5 hours and wondered where you were".
A new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.
Never mind. Found the grounds were jammed in the machine. Cleared out the jam and all is good again.
Never mind. Found the grounds were jammed in the machine. Cleared out the jam and all is good again.
My Gaggia has been working very well for the several years I've had it.
Today it is only pouring hot water and no coffee.
I hear the grinder going around and sounds like it tries grinding a bit, but doesn't sound as 'crunchy' as it did yesterday.
Does anyone have suggestions or should I call a service tech?
Cheers.
My Gaggia has been working very well for the several years I've had it.
Today it is only pouring hot water and no coffee.
I hear the grinder going around and sounds like it tries grinding a bit, but doesn't sound as 'crunchy' as it did yesterday.
Does anyone have suggestions or should I call a service tech?
Cheers.
Nsw but about 7.5x8 feet
I paid $30k recently
Yeah. My ex: "If I ever got pulled over by the police for something I'd just fake-cry and they'd let me go every time!".
That's not something to be proud of and also made me suspicious whenever she tried the waterworks with me.
Then you shoot the sheriff, but not the deputy.
What everyday item has a hidden feature that not everyone knows about?
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