I also have 3 kids and lemme tell ya.... if I was kid free in a hotel, my husband and I would be you know what-ing all morning š¤£, not going on solo jogs and coffee runs. Also, no one cares about her sweaty morning walk and the quaint cHaPeL she got married in. She reminds her followers EVERY YEAR.
Kentucky doesn't allow hair/nail professionals to make house calls either. They would lose their license if found out. Maybe in Florida, Mandy!Ā
She had to absorb the movers cost to pay for window treatmentsĀ
What friends lolĀ
Local closet sale
I think it's so hilariously telling just how far she's fallen here in Lexington -- not even Maddie Duff or Glitter and Gingham want to collaborate with her for the local closet sale next week š¤£ (like they've done in the past)
I'm sure since he's an OB she has full access to what he has available in his officeĀ
I know, I was being sarcastic because she is obsessed with everything being bump friendly, even though the majority of women aren't really bumped out much at 17 weeks.
It's also BUMP FRIENDLY to her 17 weeks today bumpĀ
I will hang on to the Legos and blocks and stuff FOREVER if it means keeping my kids (4, 6, 9) away from asking for social media (which they won't get any time soon). Why would it bother you that they enjoy "childish" things when they have the rest of their lives to be exposed to... broadly gestures...Ā to all of this chaos?
Livinginyellow: no snark, just so amazingly happy for her and that she has been able to bring a healthy baby into the world š„¹
"Bleph" sounds like some term I wouldve thought was a sex move in like 10th grade š¤£
Supplements for "new symptoms "
Sure, I'm certain a bunch of magical pills will cure her unbalanced diet and resistance to physical activity, which obviously has had NO PLAY into these "symptoms " appearing š. But I thought quitting early morning boot camp and wearing blue light blocking glasses have cured her?
A burnt pot roast is what comes to mind š¤¢
My jaw dropped when I saw this, but I wasn't surprised seeing that she outsources all Easter baskets/acitivities/egg hunts to Deedle as well as all Christmas festivities, stockings, etc. I'm happy for Emily because it looks way better than any sad shit of a party Kate has ever tried to pull together, but when these kids age/grandma passes, they're really going to realize how hands-off their mom was.Ā
Is that a fancy word for a car port lol?Ā
The story of her life....clothing and shoes that don't fit properly šµāš«. She's been doing this for over a decade and not one person on her tEAm has told her she needs to try a different size? Or have they and she fired them lol
They've rehomed their zebras to the yacht temporarily
Not when your family has pet zebra money š¤£
Oh yeah! I remember now she said she doesn't bother with Easter baskets or anything because her mom does it. How mortifying! That's such a fun part (at least for me!) Of parenthoodĀ
You forgot about Dadurdays! Justin does from wakeup til like mid afternoon on Saturdays with the kidsĀ
Same here. I love that her style is unique and she puts together interesting looks, but I'm not in the market for camo pants, and designer bags and sunglasses in this phase of my life, so I never click through to her links.Ā
That color pisses me off. She's in the fashion capital of the world and she brings the flesh colored memaw flats, when that black outfit could've had such a fun shoe with it. UGHĀ
It would have to be like a facial or massage, something related to HER, because she would never stress this hard about making it to one of the other 4 people in her family's event
Can't afford a bag? Fuck it, by a scarf and frame it š¤£
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