That makes sense-

I have heard some people say they think Dumbledore could have killed V at the Ministry. I don’t think that tracks- defeating his current body would at least temper his threat in the short term.

But then again, there’s the whole question of what to do with the Harrycrux, and there might be an argument only Voldy could destroy it without killing Harry.

That’s his mom’s theory. His brother didn’t think he intended to light it- that they had been telling him not to and he was only joking about actually trying it.

Basically the family just wants to believe he wouldn’t do something that stupid. He did though. Hopefully others can learn from it.

That is a small, easy to miss comment that doesn’t need to taken literally- their hands were interwoven. It’s really not enough to indicate that the character is white. It’s certainly not enough to mean the character needs to be white. It is not remotely important- at least i hope the casting directors didn’t think so!

Especially considering Rowling has said Hermione could be cast Black- No one should care about Lavender being played by a black actress.

It seems like they simply cast a more established actress when the character became a speaking role.

Certainly they could have kept the previous actress but maybe they thought she didn’t have the chops. They could have cast another black actress- i don’t know if that would be less confusing.

So maybe they just liked the audition by Jessie Cave.

I know, right? He definitely Bazinga’d Blossom.

I’m not sure it’ll hold up to a good fart

You want to explain the kind of joke you’re making here?

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For me a good Manhattan is light on vermouth with a good splash of that wonderful shitty cherry juice. I’m not trying to impress anyone, and half vermouth and no cherry would gag me.

Ah Benghazi. How many people outraged about Benghazi can really describe what the scandal really was in the first place?

What percentage of people who know Benghazi was bad and Hillary Clinton is guilty of something could tell you that

Spoiler

It’s not exactly fascinating stuff.

Same thing. The present is the future of the past.

It’s too late for me.

If by 90s you mean 90-100 AD, that might be about right, or it could be older!

“You are not the Morgoth. You are not capable of being the Morgoth. I had a Morgoth but now I don’t. You are not the Morgoth.”

Check out this System of a Down Psytrance Remix

Harry was also culpable for the flying car. It could have just as easily been him that broke his wand.

It’s less that anyone should have bought Ron a new wand, and more that any one of the teachers that recognized the situation offered him a temporary replacement. After all, there are supplies for kids that don’t have money, and- there’s probably plenty of wand breakage in the history of Hogwarts.

Since it might take a few weeks to send for a new wand, or much longer to visit an actual wand shop, there’s got to be replacement wands for students to use in the interim. Someone should have offered one to Ron, if only to rectify a dangerous situation.

Everyone watching MOC.BUHNROP

You had it set to whore!

Yeah someone took it and slapped the emoji on, and I wonder if the original had the censor bars. I tried a reverse image search and didn’t find the source, just reshares.

I would agree- there’s not much of a joke here.

The art and set up reminds me a bit of Sergio Aragones, who would do the “Mad Look at” section in Mad Magazine which were wordless 4-5 panel comics, as well as the “doodles in the margins” which sometimes were barely jokes.

I could see this being in that vein, if we stop looking for some big brilliant joke and see it as a cute gag “she can’t put on pants! Wait, somehow it worked”.

That’s fine. Not every 3 panel comic has to be uproariously funny. Implying it is anything more would probably be bait.

I particularly hated it because it rode the cliche of it being painfully obvious that she was in love with him, but he kinda just treated her like dirt and friend-zoned her, this despite the fact that he had zero personality and it wasn’t clear why anyone would like him at all.

It also left a gaping plot hole. We find out early that she fell for him when he played Oasis at a school talent show/whatever.

Oasis, which was deleted from existence. So, what did he play at the assembly? This is never addressed.

Wtf does that even mean. Like Dumbledore is the grim reaper? What does it mean to say “Dumbledore is Death”?- he’s a person/wizard with an entire life in canon and not a personification of Death like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black.

Its a nonsense, meaningless theory that is supposed to sound deep but ultimately doesn’t even work on a symbolic level.

If you’re looking for erotic comics, the GOAT is Milo Manara. “Butterscotch” for example.

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Gonna go old school with this one

But he understood “the concept of pi”. EXPLAIN THAT!

Reminds me a little of Mama Cass, who claimed she gained the ability to sing after getting hit in the head with a brick. Good PR i guess. Though- Cass was a generational talent, this guy is probably mediocre at math at best.

It almost surprises me that it’s not addressed- the first book has much more of that Roald Dahl kind of tone, where Hagrid might comment:

“Might be ‘few days ‘fore the keep comes ‘round, hope them Dursleys packed ‘nuff water. Do just fine without ‘ne snacks for a few days, if yeh ask me”