I remember reading somewhere that if an extra speaks, it triggers all sorts of union requirements.
It’s why servers in movies just drop the drinks and leave. If they say “your drinks”, then they’re actors and the whole employment situation changes.
Xbox 360 for Bioshock. Huge system shock 1/2 nerd.
I have kids.
I love them, but still waiting on the huge spiritual payout that’s supposed to happen.
So far it’s been 10 years of headaches with the occasional great moment.
Dissolve the entire institution, hand over the kiddie diddlers, upload the Vatican archives, skim from the treasury, retire.
Yeah. What a loser. One dick. Who even does some shit like that?
doubledickdude was a champion of the people.
What a piece of single-dicked shit.
“This is what the peak male physical form looks like and THERE’S NOT A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT”
I’d ditch the undies and double up on brainwaves, but that’s just me.
IIRC the Mayo Clinic just opened a new Headology wing. She should look into getting a headiotomy.
Why is he speaking at a commencement?
Because he kicks a ball and goes back to sit on a bench, every Sunday, for a few months a year.
What Michelangelo is to painting, this man is to kicking a ball and sitting. He is the William Shakespeare of the boot and scoot.
Show some fucking respect, you coward.
I became a race traitor when I married a midwestern girl.
I’m convinced midwesterners are a separate species.
XP was the pinnacle IMO.
All bloat and fluff after that.
My wife is from the Midwest.
She loves parades.
Same thing with cigars.
”Hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and cedar!”
Nah. It tastes like what it is - burning leaves in your mouth.
Golf.
Have to buy a bunch of gadgets and doodads, put on a little outfit, then pay money to stand in the sun and hit a ball around. I don’t get it.
God made all men, but Samuel Colt made all of them equal
Everyone has guns, especially the maniacs who can’t wait for a reason to use them.
In guns vs. fists, the gun usually wins
Even if he “wins” the fight, it’s astonishingly easy to get punched, fall, hit your head, and die. Plenty of dudes doing decades in prison because they couldn’t walk away.
Your BF is a man child.
He hates the right people.
He’s “their guy”.
As a professional amateur hobbyist welder, just crank up the heat and wire speed and cover that shitty bead.
”The bigger the glob, the gooder the job.” 😎
“We would like to assure the public we will not rest until we’ve chased down every delicious lead”
booba duh da da da da da da…..
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Take notes, fellas - this is a true bro who never forgets to kiss the homies good night.
“Bigley hamberders! I’m definitely not a rapist. Crooked Joe is destroying the county. I don’t rape. Not a rapist.”
Ditch digger from Hog Balls, TX: “He understands the working man!”
Trump lies to the press that the NYC case won't hold a rally, and now this! 🙄
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