I feel like this is your view when you shave it.

This makes me want to quote a well known line from Romeo and Juliet.

Ah, now there's the booty I was looking forward to.

Ah, so that's why women choose the bear!

After watching this I've realized I've never got a blow job at this level.

That is some aggressive masturbating. My cock would love it but would be sore the next day.

Get either a dry erase marker or lipstick and write filthy things all over your body.

I'd like to see you do a naked roundhouse kick.

I'd like to see a toothbrush in your booty hole.

Draw an arrow on your butt and have it point to your butthole.

Absolutely do not proclaim your attraction for the bride like at my cousin's wedding.

It's like you were born without hair follicles.

It like you're about to go fight crime in Gotham City

To quote Frodo,"...but you've only just arrived!"

I could use your nipples as a sundial

I can't decide which sounds more enticing.

Ah, that's a shame. I could use your Australian booty in my life. I bet it's warm and snuggly.

Is lack of Australian booty a problem to be solved?