You're in the wrong sub dude.

I'm laughing so hard I'm trying not to piss myself. Good one op. Good one.

Start wacking it. Face away diagonally from the camera so you have plausible deniability. Then call the cops saying you found a camera in your room and fear someone may have child porn of you stored somewhere as you do use your room like a normal teenager would.

Then, when the cops show up, and your mom asks what's going on, and she fesses to that being her camera, she'll get in trouble.

Problem solved.

Petition for divorce. You aren't compatible.

Aww, it's a Nokia baby. Wook at the widdle, baby.

I miss the days my phone fit in my nonexistent womans pants front pocket.

I know a spray tan when I see one!!

For real, though. Adorable cat.

No. Instead of stepping into the shoes of a woman, autistic or not, you choose to argue with the women who are explaining why they would rather ghost a man who is giving them creep vibes then understand why we do it in the first place. You are the man who does not take no for an answer. You are the man women ghost. And you don't like that fact. And I know you're that man because you aren't listening to us now. I'm not going to agree to disagree because you aren't listening. You, instead, think you have to be right and want to argue instead. So no. Until you learn that women avoid men like you who don't know when to shut up, you'll keep getting ghosted. Sorry, not sorry.

Thank you.

If she ghosted him. She can get away. Talking to you is like talking to the men that don't take no for a fucking answer

Until she gets killed for saying no...

You'd have been out 7 years ago. Shit throw out/burned, locks changed. Everything. Yta. This is missing so much. And your wife is right, you need to ease your son into this divorce instead of throwing him full force into it. Move out. Go live with your mommy since you never got the balls to tell them no.

That dog is well trained. It was heeled without being commanded. That's service dog behavior. Do I know it's a service dog? No. But its attitude and well trained demeanor make me think it is a service dog. And since it's not really looking around and is instead looking in the direction of its owner/in front of it, it makes me further believe it's a serive dog. Am I going to ask? No, because honestly it's not my fucking place too. Imma work out and leave when I'm done.

No judge will give you full custody because she is pregnant and hormonal. They won't. Go for 50/50 like you should, and go about your day.

And for the record. Yall should have divorced 5 years ago. You guys are idiots.

Ok dingleberries. Which is it. Is it "they are ripping the child away from its mother,"(them assuming the mother even wanted the kid) or is it "the mother wants an abortion, but that is murder and she should be charged" then "well put them up for adoption" but who's adopting these kids if it's not infertile or gay couples? Am I missing anything? Or does the logic not logicing here?

I knew I liked girls in 4th grade. I also liked boys but knew that my elder family wouldn't accept me liking girls. The issue with that is that you lie to yourself. Hard. You say that you're not gay or that you aren't that way, and if you date the opposite gender like you're "supposed to," then it will all be fixed. You're fed this notion that being gay is a "choice" by a lot of bigoted people. And for a while, a lot of gay individuals believe it, I know I believed it. I'm sure your sister did, too. It's a hard journey to get where you're going.

At the same time, her and her ex are 17. They wouldn't have lasted through college. While he was the scapegoat or guinea pig, he'll recover in a month or two. But your sister? She won't recover from you not supporting her being gay. While it's OK to not like what she did, you're wrong for not supporting her finally coming out.

I understand you have hard feelings about this, but at the end of the day, you portray your immaturity. So does she, but at least she figured out her sexuality before she got married a man. At least she had the courage to speak up and tell someone. I'm sorry for the boy, but he'll be fine. You on the other hand? Grow up. This narrative isn't about you. This was her journey. While rocky and hard. It's hers. Not yours. So grow up.

As someone who came from a broken abusive home, no kid is going to lie about being accepted into college without a valid fear of something bad happening if they didn't get accepted. And op did do the bad thing. He called his son a disappointment. Which I'm sure his son was worried about. How many other times did similar situations happen every time bad news was delivered? How many other times did this kid have to hide stuff out of fear? This isn't a once in a lifetime thing. It's a learned behavior. The kid is alright. His dad is a raging asshole who will be back in 10 years asking why his son never calls.

So.. you made him feel excluded. Did the exact thing he feared you do(call him a disappointment) and when he called his friends his real family, because let's face it... they don't call him a disappointment or make him feel like shit when he doesn't achieve something. You got pissed at his truth? Then, are you kicking him out? It's not that he lied. It's that he couldnt trust you to not go the worst possible fucking route when he told you he didn't get accepted. And what did you do... prove him right. How many times have similar situations happened where he learned not to tell you bad news because you'd react by calling him a disappointment or something similar? As someone who came from a broken abusive home, you don't call your friends your "real family" unless your bio family is shit.

Don't come here in 4-10 years asking, "Why does my son not visit or talk to me anymore. He has a wife and kids that I've never met. How do I fix this." Don't come back here doing that shit because you being a shit father is why. Like, did you really come here thinking anyone would be in your favor?

Yta.

I'm also a 911 dispatcher. Unfortunately, we are fighting larger battles than a secluded pumping station. It's bad where I work, but we got bigger fish to fry.

And yeah.. that's what I was worried about. Got recommended the portables genie. It's not tubeless, but it has better flange sizes and seems like it would work better. Big boobs are often burdensome. Thanks for the advice.

Ok. I don't care what random people/strangers/85% of my coworkers/and 95% of my family thinks about me. I'm confident in myself. Took a while to get here, but I'm here. So what if what I'm doing looks weird to some random dude on the street? I'm doing what im doing with purpose. I don't care how I look because I'm dressed to be comfortable, not to be uncomfortable and stuffy. I don't care if you think my sketchers are kids' shoes. They are the only shoes that are comfortable for me. I'm comfortable in my life, are you in yours?

Thank you

Thank you. Someone else also recommended this one, too. I'll have to look into it further as I don't want to be tied down, so to speak, with a whole breast pump. Thank you.

Thank you. Didn't know they made pumping tank tops! Thanks for the extra info!!

Did you have any issues with the spectra?

I know it's illegal. But we're unfortunately fighting other battles bigger than one breastfeeding mother right now. My whole job is bass ackwards. But it pays the bills, so until another opportunity comes alone, I'm unfortunately stuck.

And that was my fear, not being able to get one to work right. I also have more elasticity nipples, and I feel like it'll be a problem. Thanks for the advice.