I read the guy who wrote Animal House saw Airplane! and got depressed. His girlfriend told him “Don’t be pissed off just because someone else made a funny movie.”

Assange was working with the Russians. I used to think he was on the level too but fuck him.

I have a friend from Minnesota. You guys are so devoted. And you don’t get your hopes up.

Nuggets were my team but TWolves took this game right away from them with a 28-9 run. Maybe they’ll go all the way?

You are welcome in our town. The tourists we hate are the drunk drivers and violent assholes. Have a great time.

I spent a lot of time in Ohio during Covid and worked with a father and his adult son. Both were heavy smokers and the son was obese. The old guys best friend kept telling him to get vaccinated (that he was high risk, etc). Long story short the father and son both got it and both had to go on respirators. Both nearly died and we had to see the wife/mom nearly pass out from stress and fear. They lived but both were noticeably mentally dull afterward.

The weird thing is after six months I ask the old guy if he wishes he had gotten vaccinated and he said “I don’t know. It’s a tough decision.”

It would be fun to hike to base camp, then turn around and go back down.

That explains it. It didn’t make sense to me otherwise.

What are they mining?

Ronald Donuts are also vegan, in case any of your guests are.

I guess we have to let the son in law do whatever he wants with no repercussions.

Yeah, I’ll bet a lot of conservatives were thinking FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! We were never gonna elect that guy.

Like that girl that was stuck in her Tesla in 115 degree temps because of an update.

China is building 6x more coal plants than the whole rest of the world combined.

She’s a barista and a lawyer with an Only Fans channel. AND she has a priceless baby. She’s killing it!