Well, if presentation is at 10 pm, it’ll be within not at.

Or “get them stabilized and we’ll scope ‘em in the morning.”

Guidelines from ACG and ASGE say UGIBs should be scoped within 24 hours of presentation.

Fear, confusion and loss of frontal inhibition.

LOL. Here’s the real world list:

1) food bolus impaction

All the others are either too sick for urgent intervention or not sick enough for urgent intervention.

Guaranteed that surgeon doesn't know how to dose oral metoprolol for post-op afib.

Certainly can't read the damn EKG.

Location: (east coast, west coast, midwest, rural): Midwest

Total Comp Salary: $365K

Shifts/Schedule/Length of Shift: 168+/15 shifts per month/12 hr (Nights); extra shifts $160/hr

Supervision of Midlevels: No

Patients per shift: 4-8 admits, 25 cross-cover

Codes/Rapids: Both

ICU: Open

She's not qualified to talk about melting ice cubes much ice caps.

🤣😂🤣😂

F’in perfect edit!!!

Are you Rainman??? How many matches are on the floor, Ray????😉

I consider myself to be pretty good at Porsche-y stuff. But that is impressive.

The artist who blames the tools never masters the art.

He and Maxey will be the shortest backcourt in the NBA.

It's the lead.