Monkeys. Thanks a lot Resident Evil Zero 😭

Fellow compact man here, I vote yes. In my opinion we’re the sportier models out of the bunch and can fit in tight spaces with relative ease, slap a forklift certification in there somewhere and you’ll be drowning in matches 😎

Clown rap. Can’t stomach it anymore 🤡

I’d snuggle the bastard out and we’ll have a whole ET movie’s worth of running from corporate goons, we’d flee the territory join a resistance and come back for our robot comrades. It’ll be sweet

I typically main ranged dps or casting jobs. I don’t have a good answer besides that they normally have the cooler looking gear 🤩

I wouldn’t mind Uldah, though I’d probably be living like an Ala Mhigo refugee.

I pretty much unlocked Dawntrail did a couple intro quests and turned right back around to finish tying up loose ends from EW 🤣 I’m with you in spirit, just hopefully not for long

Probably FFXIV, I’ve been a walking billboard ever since I’ve resubbed and have yet to pressure one friend or coworker into taking the plunge 😂 The crash will likely be from my shoving phone into his face playing the Shadowbringers trailer on full blast

Compliment me on my work ethic 🫡

Every platformer and/or action adventure game ever made

I’d pivot to a wiener joke at the mention of the word average 😂

Metaphysics research/development, but mostly just consuming the necessary compounds to reach out and communicate with higher dimensional lifeforms and recording their findings. We’ll discover magic and become actual mf wizards 🤓

Hell yeah that’s the dream right there

Egg. Seems unnecessary.

My first playthrough, I was hooked from the second I got off that cart in Gridania. Everything was so special and new to me.

Fuck you harder 😏

FFXIV 2000+ hrs and counting, WoW maybe 1600+ hrs or so

One of those vibrating little bullets, lost that sucker for a terrifying couple of minutes 😂

ARR Alphinaud, gods he was annoying.

I’d be willing to bet they have

Keep it and fight the government obviously 🤩

It has been my understanding that slavery has evolved past its need for chains, we’re all brothers and sisters in bondage now.

My undying obsession with the idea of starting a bluegrass band.

I healed from a major breakup almost 10 years ago, figured out who I was and how to love that person. I value this hard won peace, so much that I’d rather be alone than risk it with the wrong person again. Bonus answer: severe anxiety combined with a mad stutter has me practically mute 80% of the time. I’m an npc.

Diablo 3 on the ps3, the demo let you play quite a bit of Act 1. Finished demo and immediately went to my local GameStop 🥰