JessePinkman-chan
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Professor Ball Stomper, PhD
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The wooden stick isn't going to kill the T Rex but nobody is expecting it to either. The point of the wooden stick is to latch the door shut so the T Rex can't get inside, buying enough time for the Velociraptors who have been chasing it for the last 8 miles to show up and slit its throat for us. The stick is just a stopgap.

Plus, the only other option is to sit quietly on the sofa and wait for the T Rex to figure out how the doorknob works. Personally I'd rather have the wooden stick

JessePinkman-chan
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Professor Ball Stomper, PhD
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His ass IS based‼️

It's like Roko's Basilisk. Roko's Oshi?

No its definitely a criticism of sticking out, this has literally the same meaning as "the squeakiest wheel gets the grease"

Kawakami's backstory is soap opera levels of dramatic lmao. "I knew this boy who was overworked and falling behind so I tutored him until one day he said we must part ways and then he died that very night"

Even funnier when they get party members in on it

teacher: ok class someone tell me where the United States is, I think I'll pick you ryuji

ryuji: 📢 HEY JOKER I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION DO YOU KNOW?!?!

joker: Antarctica

teacher: ryuji you fucking idiot, you buffoon, you god damned insipid moronic troglodyte.

morgana: nice going dipshit lmao

He's DougDoug and he's a Twitch streamer. Reason he's drinking olive oil is cuz a few years ago he was on a keto diet and he told his chat he drinks a shot of olive oil because it's like a third of his daily calories all at once. Chat latched onto this joke and now it's understood that all DougDoug chat members drink olive oil on the regular.

Also he downed a whole bottle of it in one go for a video 💀

He’s a tulpa, existing within the noosphere through our shared consciousness of his concept.

I always think of myself as chronically online and then I read a sentence like this and I'm reminded that I do indeed touch just enough grass to be classified as normal lmao

JessePinkman-chan
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concrete eater‼️

"I do not vibe with this universe"

It's in Earth Fucked/Humanity OK not the other way around. Earth is mostly a desert wasteland in that show but the rest of the solar system is doing alright

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ARE THEY JUST NOT GONNA ELABORATE ON THAT????

The only thing stopping Najimi from having no thoughts head empty is their comprehensive knowledge of every crime that exists and how to commit them

The caps on these bottles piss me tf off cuz you look at them and think it's like a symmetrical D20 kind of shape but the closer you look you realize it ISNT FUCKING SYMMETRICAL, ITS JUST THIS DUMBASS SHAPE FOR NO REASON WHY

What do you suggest as an alternative then my dude? Trump, they guy who started a riot at the Capitol and also himself has clear cognitive issues? And who is a known Russian asset? Or do we all just vote for nobody and hope the problem goes away on its own?

Please please please don't, this election is like the most important one ever now isn't the time to be throwing your vote away

>called it "the reading comprehension website"

>missed the intent of the word

Lmao

Ubel becomes significantly less scary now having the knowledge that you could just put her keys on top of the fridge and she can't do anything about it

THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD

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JessePinkman-chan
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Professor Ball Stomper, PhD

Do me a context please, on the rocks and with a splash of vodka

Tokyo, because you can travel by land to and from the other 5 but you need a boat or a plane to get to Tokyo

Stopping Trump from becoming an autocrat is more important than the economy my dude

JessePinkman-chan
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Professor Ball Stomper, PhD

Do you think shit like this happens to people across the world or is it just them. Like does the guy at Costco awaken a demigod because he forgot to refill the paper towels in the men's bathroom or something. Or did all the interdimensional horrors go like "fuck these guys and this fucking park specifically"