Hey, this is DougDoug, where we solve probelms that no one has.
Today: I am going to assure my Twitch Chat that I am indeed a CIS Male, and not a transfemme egg. Joining us today, is Parkzer, live from the HRT clinic
I'd watch this
who would not?
(Edit: how did i get more than 150 Upvotes???)
Unrelated, but hearing “Who would not” instead of the conjunctioned “Who wouldn’t” is very odd.
I sometimes write the "not" out in full to emphasize it.
Feels like saying “It’s not a problem, it’s just who you’re” instead of “it’s just who you are” but the opposite version lol
I can do you one better. “It’s what’s it’s”
'It's what it's'* Otherwise it's 'it is what is it is'
this comment was so hard to read outloud
Yeah, sometimes I don't use contractions to emphasize myself since I use them 9/10
Is your profile pic Shikimori san? (Kawaii dake jyanai shikimori san)
No idea, I just googled anime girl with pink hair and I git this
Ah, gotcha. She’s a cool character if you’re interest. And a fun anime
Ok, I'll be sure to watch it
I am NOT in the HRT clinic, this is just your room where you put up a maid outfit and a lot of trans memes pictures.
Which reminds me, last time we took a picture [...]
SHHH... They don't need to know what we did last night
We did nothing last night, I was in Las Vegas when you called me and you asked me a series of confusing questions of which I did not understand any, trying to use me as your lawyer -I am NOT a lawyer-
Classic Parkzer.
Love, you! Bye!
…Okay.
Ends call
This absolutely sounds like a video he would do
I would watch the hell out of that video. Though knowing the twitch chat we'd end up with divorce and polio instead
By god would I be there for it though.
Same lol, love me a bit of Doug when I just need a laugh.
Also can we make the polio giving, chair transforming bear a trans icon for no other reason than that it's funny?
Hello Douglas Douglas
oh my fucking god that is doug and not schlatt. Im PISSED
Different flavors of insanity
I need this
Why did I read this in his voice?
"Parkzer, who is an endocrinologist"
Parkzer: "I am not an endocrinologist"
Douglas Douglas you are literally trolling
Parkzer: in the middle of a field in Idaho "That is not correct."
Doug then proceeds to ask Parkzer (his lawyer) if it's legal to rob a pharmacy for all its estrogen at gunpoint.
Welp, there is No criminal intent, just cis intent so... Go for it ;3
Pretty sure that just over that hill is a long winding path from the right fork to the left ^^;
It's true olive oil can only hold it off for so long 😔
I was really hoping that was liquor.
I'm a programmer and I'm AOK with turning into a cute redhead, but insinuating we drink olive oil seems slanderous. 😝
That is in fact Doug Doug downing a bottle of olive oil though
If you want some context, doug drinks olive oil as a part of his diet, iirc he does keto so he drinks olive oil to get the stuff he misses. Also because it's funny to down olive oil infront of people.
Edit: other comments say it's for quick calories when he doesn't wanna cook.
That is so much worse, but remInded me that the right side is supposed to be bad in this meme.
No its just a funny thing about how unhinged DougDoug can be, hes actually a realy cool streamer and does lots of intresting and creative things involving his twitch chat
For example mario party against his twitch chat and Pajama sam...... (o7)
What about the stream where he just let text to speech read the microsoft flight simulator patch notes while it downloaded?
Or that time when he was just trying to get his chat to stop saying happy birthday so he started banning everyone?
(both of these are peak DougDoug content)
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Pajama Sam…o7
And he is bald and divorced.
and blond and bad at 2d platformers
rest in peace Sams #1-24, you will be missed
I am not delighted to say that I have, at some point, chugged a shot glass of olive oil. I'm also a programmer. And I'm here (though 1000% cis ofc)
Yeah, that's much too healthy
Can confirm that is indeed the case
I hope Doug figures it out soon
I didn't know who it was, I'm just familiar with the rate of programmers to trans people ^^;
It's a streamer DougDoug. He sometimes drinks olive oil on keto and turned it into a meme though I'm still concerned for his health.
Oh, I've heard the name, but never seen a stream. I'm not surprised you're concerned if they're drinking olive oil o_O
I'm not sure if he does anymore, I think that was just at the start of him doing keto and he had basically no idea what he was doing, so he used olive oil shots to supplement his diet. He went over it at one point, I'll have to find it again.
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4d
That was an awful yoke
That cracked me up!
Shell get it later
Madeline is transition goals
And so is dougdoug
Just not for us
Me
I definitely didn't name myself after a pixelated character :3
I totally didnt name myself of a character who fights monsters with her tears
You named yourself after a five year old in a wig, based
Hey ill have you know, Magdalene is 6!
Shit my bad
Agreed
Madeline is bae
So, I decided to quit drinking and umm...
He is drinking olive oil
Oh.
Why is he drinking olive oil?
Don’t worry, he just does that. It’s normal.
Admittedly, I don't know who he is.
He's DougDoug and he's a Twitch streamer. Reason he's drinking olive oil is cuz a few years ago he was on a keto diet and he told his chat he drinks a shot of olive oil because it's like a third of his daily calories all at once. Chat latched onto this joke and now it's understood that all DougDoug chat members drink olive oil on the regular.
Also he downed a whole bottle of it in one go for a video 💀
All dougdoug chatters are incredibly slippery from all the olive oil we drink.
We’re still stuck in his basement (it’s next to aisle 13)
Which is next to aisle 12
Because he can, why aren't you drinking olive oil?
Because, while I have a hate for my body, I don't hate my colon.
Ok
Not just Olive oil. EXTRA VIRGIN Olive Oil.
It's like Tulip Olsen eating onions
On one of his streams in 2022 he revealed he drinks about 1000 calories of olive oil a day for fat since he's on keto, then a bit later in the stream he chugs a bottle of olive oil. Btw in that same stream he speedran getting married in skyrim.
Idk
Probably a sub goal or something 🤷♂️
It is not a sub goal, he just does it for quick calories on keto when he doesn't want to cook real food.
he's just absolutely awful at cooking and decided to drink olive oil for the calories. nobody asked him to do this
Nope he can cook, he just hates it/doesn't have time
4 dougdoug memes and counting
He had me sign a 10 meme contract, so I have no choice but to keep posting doug memes 😔
Perfect
Just post another :3
I saw
Another one in the list of his crimes......
He made me agree to awful things in the contract. I would tell you what he made me agree to, but telling you would violate the contract and if I do that I'd be forced to join youtube chat.
Left is cis
All Cis boys want to look cute and fem
And be given ggd and know what ggd is
AVOID IT
EMBRACE IT
Hmmm
Nah, you're a good girl.
Meooow mrrrp nya nyuuuu mrrraw nyaaaaaa
I do not want general government debt. Goo goo dolls maybe.
Fr
But Stella if programming is cis why am I doing it then? We know those things are mutually exclusive if youre not australian.
What?
Learn cis++
Ok?
But Stella if programming is cis why am I doing it then? We know those things are mutually exclusive if youre not australian.
Other way round
Left all day every day
DouglasDouglas! I love that guy!
I hate that guy! OugDoug is so much better. I used to hate him, but now I like him. DougDoug can't stop all of us at r/wehatedougdoug
I started right then jumped off the cliff and walked thru the trees just to get to the left. I brought the alcohol with me tho…… erm also my drinks aren’t olive oil wtf who is that guy lol
Right guy is DougDoug. He is a streamer known mostly for playing silly challenges and his very involved interactions with his chat, for example, playing alongside, or competing against, 'twitch chat plays'.
His streams are often somewhat bizarre, but mostly maintain a friendly, light atmosphere.
(Another thing he does often is muck around with ai chatbots and the like, such as getting twitch chat to play chess against ChatGPT Napoleon, who is allowed to cheat.)
I would recommend giving him a try. (He's also chill with queer people, which is a plus.)
that's not alcohol
I know i edited to include what hes drinking before you corrected me
To answer your question in the edited comment the person is dougdoug
That is a very fine line but I will walk it joyfully.
I feel like I went from right to left, recently.
I used to be very chaotic and have much energy and stuff and now I'm just... "FE sucks, I just want to make nice things and maybe some games"
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4d
Nope, just good ol' depression and trauma piling up, not even chat can save me!
(I'm doing my best fixing it dw! And yearning for more than just scummy FE is not necessarily something bad!!! ^^)
Lmfaoooo that is one way to plug it 😭
Are you sure you're not dougs alt acc?? hrmmmm
I can't be. I'm good at 2d platformers
That’s what DOUG would say!!!!!!
I posted proof that I'm not doug on my profile
Love it!
FE?
Frontend! The development of the presentation part of websites, which revolves more around presentation and details! Since I have ADHD, it is hell for me, but I was pushed into it and can’t fokkin get out of it.
Plus I’m on that point where I’m expert enough to not feel the challenge anymore… sucks
But for real, I think my programming socks were the first step I took. Still cis tho
Programing sock are an integral part of a programmers arsenal, alongside a yoga ball they play with like a cat whenever they're thinking of ideas.
Bonus points if you also have a cat that’s shaped like a yoga ball
That Venn diagram is a circle
Amity is an amazing name
Side note: Are you an Owl House fan?
I can't take it with these owl house comments anymore 🫠 EVERY TIME
I was kinda a fan somewhat a while ago yes, that's how i learned about the name but I didn't choose it because of the character, it just feels very natural to me
Owl house aside. It's a great name. It's just that a lot of people get their names from fictional characters, so I was curious :3
Uhhh uhhh multitrack drift?
Both, both is good
It’s funnier when you find out Doug Doug does not like the taste of olive oil, it’s only for his keto diet, unless that’s what he wants us to believe
DougDoug indoctrinating young programmers into being cis.
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
Is that Douglas Douglas
Woah woah, we don't use his legal name here
Sorry. Is that DougDoug?
Hehehe
Wow there have been a lot of Dougdoug memes recently (not that I'm complaining)
What 'The Rust Programming Book' does to a mofo
This is Parkzer! A head from the gender clinic of Oklahoma!
No, I'm not a "head from the gender clinic" Douglass.
why is dogdog getting popular in this place
DOUG DOUG YAYYYY
hello, douglas, douglas.
3rd secret route: PirateSoftware (the streamer/content creator)
why have I seen so many dougdoug trans memes recently
First pass: lol, become trans or a drunk.
Second pass: cute trans or... wait.. Is that booze?
third pass: No, Wait, I don't think that's booze. Is that... Olive oil
(Searches comments) It's Olive oil. Why is he drinking olive oils?
He's doing keto for health reasons and one shot of olive oil is like a third of his daily calories
ahh, thank you.
Drinking olive oil is a slippery slope to baldness, summoning the High Demon Elgrim, and murdering 29 children
We will never forget the pajama sam massacre 😔
5/15/2023
Never forget
Sounds like we gotta take you out back and give the six pistol salute
DONT YOULL SUMMON r/wehatedougdoug
Is that…olive oil?
Yes, yes it is. He does shots of olive oil because it is calorie-dense, works with his diet, and he doesn't feel like cooking.
Interesting. Thank you for the thorough explanation.
Is that Diablo the Cheater?
Either become trans or drink excessive amounts of olive oil?
so if i get into programming, i will become Madeline from Celeste or a bald man drinking olive oil?
Ah yes the important chugging of olive oil
you forgot to make a middle path for "Indie game developer who posts shitpost videos about making games"
Ahm... Both?
Olive oil
Mmmmmmm
Yummy
How about guzzling down hard alcohol and being a woman?
that isnt alcohol...
its olive oil.
slurred
Wha? Why? Why would one shrink olive oil?
if you happened to be on a diet that makes it hard to get enough calories and you need a quick and easy way to get a lot...
plus it's just so tasty 🤤 (lie)
Anyways where’s the rest of my- drops sleeping on the floor
Both, both is pretty good
who is the left one?
I'll let you look at my pfp to know which path I want to take...
Either:
A. Cute trans fem with thigh highs :3
B. Alcoholic
That wasn’t alcohol it was olive oil
Hello Douglas Douglas
How about both?
Why not both?
what a quick 5 minute coding adventure does to a man:
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This is a thing?? I just applied to a thing to learn about programming and getting into it and then I see this
Damn, as a communist programmer I HAVE to go left... Truly a shame for a cis dude like me but I guess that's my duty to the People
Both are gender goals for dif people
I'm on the right path, but for now the only reason is that I have no idea who's on the left.
Could someone please give me a pointer and/or a quick explanation?
I think I went through all of the comments under this post and couldn't find what to look for 😞
The left is Madeline from celeste, a must play game :3
Oooh, that's why I couldn't find this other "YouTuber" 😅
Thanks for letting me know!
I have this game on Steam, but never played it, well it's time to give it a shot.
Relatable
I like to have both please
T-T can i not have both
Madeline side i still need to buy and try n the celeste game but definitely her game
MADELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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