You’re the kind of guy that would walk up to every girl on campus and say “hey you, where’s my hug”
You look like your face was hit by a shovel causing your cheek bones to disappear
George Green, dumbest cop on the force
I bet you consider yourself a “power bottom”
Bet you had a hell of a varsity season playing middle line backer
Poster child for the effects of bovine hormones in milk
You mean that piece of rabbit fur he rubs on his dick at night?
He casually wears a vest over a t-shirt with a fedora
Work? Let’s be real, his “mental condition” allows him to draw a disability check
Id say he’s more annoying than he looks
They’ve got bombs and they got tanks cause there’s money in their banks but we won’t fold as long as we can fight
This explains why the jaguar is on the endangered list
Do your worst :)
RoastMe