Oh, I think OPâs ex is paying up now.
I hate to say this, but I think she is using you for money. Youâre bankrolling everything and getting nothing back.
But weâre going to be okay. Iâm sure of it.
If this was a movie, the main frame would pause and Morgan Freeman would pop in with a small audience narration to the contrary.
Also, heâs 1.27 times the man they are.
Itâs like the IT Helpdesk telling you to reboot; ditch everyone and eff âem is the first line of resolution!
Watching a family friend revising The Knowledge years ago was impressive. For any non-UK peeps, or non-Londoners, this is/was (not sure to what extent they use satnav now) the detailed, most efficient route knowledge about the whole of London that a London cab driver had to physically memorise in order to pass the test. Heâd bring an enormous London map, pasted to a board with his whenever he visited, and weâd find the most ridiculous, obscure routes to test him, and heâd recite it perfectly. It was basically Google Maps in your head, and took about 3 years of study to pass the exam to be a London cabbie, IIRC).
Also, many of the cabbies were âcharactersâ with the gift of the gab⊠youâd always get a decent anecdote on a ride, which was worth the money in itself.
Iâm wondering how an email address âmysteriouslyâ got to his parents, and the fiancĂ©e is unfortunately the prime suspect.
Best friend/ lover. When youâre put up on a pedestal, the only way is down.
Well, the way I see it is, is if youâre not talking at all for years, a person is zero on the friendship scale and is just a set of memories at that point. If you try to make contact, they may respond positively, which is much better odds than the zero it was. If they donât want to, or just donât, theyâre still a zero and a set of memories. Youâre no worse off, and you can mentally close the chapter, and devote your time, thoughts and actions to other things.
If someone had just drifted out of my life with no drama, Iâd be open to catching up (personally). Good luck!
A scoop of your finest old pelvis, please. đ
Sounds like it was over before âOrder number four hundred and thirty-two to your collection point pleaseâ.
Donât forget the low iron levels. I think thatâs so sheâs too fatigued to run away after she realises that tracking dress sizes is the only reason this dude can count to 12.
As they say, people leave bosses, not the job.
Is that the word for a bolster cushion with a soulmate printed on it?
Moreover, someone should tell the bride all the red flags also clash with pink. đ©đ©đ©đ©
But he shaves them with his katana.
27 IQ points as well. And the Emotional IQ is so low and long gone , youâd have to get an archaeological survey team in to dig for it.
At uni, one of our housemates was like this and eventually everyone got sick of having to wash up after her, before they could even cook or eat themselves. We agreed to all buy our own cheap plates and pans, and keep them in our own cupboards. It worked well, especially when the other 4 housemates all used to put her long-abandoned plates and pans back in her own cupboard, sometimes still with the food in/on. She took a crash course in how to use washing up liquid pretty quickly.
I put my head under the covers or wear a sleep mask. Beats the persistent and annoying mobile ringtones!
Ah, this is lovely and why are my dumb human eyeballs leaking saline solution?!
Met Alan and blew it
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