Yes. Bodyline was a tremendous show of English sportsmanship....
Guide at the Olympics sees a man walking towards him with a really long stick. Asks him "Are you a pole vaulter?" Man replies "No I am German. But how did you know my name was Walter?"
I wash my penis in the morning and I'm good for the day....
Jeff Jarrett.....hehehehe
Tom Cruise. Fucktard
Santa Clarita Diet....
Got two cats. First one is Leroy Jethro mushtaquata Abraham. His nickname is yeet. The other is Machiavelli delacey Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley. He gets Alex because he looks like he is wearing eye liner on one eye (like Alex from a clockwork Orange).
Charles' ears have finally realised their destiny....
Sorry love....I'm watching the snooker
Getting socks/underwear for Christmas and birthdays....
What really sucked as a kid, but is fucking awesome as an adult?
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