Place all ingredients in a blender and eat it with a spoon is the only way to settle that one..

Just eat them straight out the packet. Delicious, just like USA muffins. Don't need toasting or a proper buttering before covering in cheese or jam and toasting again. Same with crumpets. "Packet fresh" is the best way to consume. No melted butter or poached, lightly salted egg or serving of cheesy beans on top required.

With a seagull on his head? That's Cliff!

They are the people that haven't yet worked out that if you can see your wheels, lines and kerbs in your wing mirrors, that's where you are.

Put a bit of bread through it to clean it afterwards.

And you just come here to gloat? Such important.

It was actually the IRA causing hassle most of my lifetime. Can we not just bin all the religious quackery?

My gran from Liverpool used to call some sort of food scram. Never worked out what it was. She might have been saying scran. Difficult to tell with the false teeth sometimes.

Hey, don't mock survivors of entirely non deadly incidents!

Missed a flight that left "at midnight on the 15th of June". 00.00 was actually first thing in the morning.

But at 60 you still get stuck behind lorries. 57mph is bliss.

Someone else mentioned Worldpay as the answer. Nobody manufactures, codes, and maintains such a service without reward

People who respond with sarcastic rhetoric are pretty high on my list.