You wouldn't do shit, keyboard warrior

I'm guessing you've never heard of B-Murder? Yeah, that's in Maryland. This is what SECURITY STAFF is for. You hire them to deal with this kind of thing.

Not sweet or a child. I've taken some massive grundlers too, that's how I can tell this video is faker than fake

I mean for me I'd be most psyched to be showing him all the new things to discover..

Both tards that can't even capitalize

Throw em to the wolves.

Narrator sounds like virgin Aziz Ansari

Her face IS a phone.

Seriously must be one hell of a butterface cause she does it in all her videos. So annoying

Fyi "*curved" isn't a verb and this makes no sense

So funny seeing all these impatient sheep freaking out about the zooming in. They're so damn predictable.

This is by far one of the LEAST strange interactions I've ever had. Definitely one of the most boring though..

Yep, loved burning people to death then pissing on them to put them out.

Remember you got a Dastardly Villain achievement for doing this in the first game..

Often it smells like clown puke

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