I look forward to the expertly crafted South Park episode that weaves this in with the current dumpster fire that is US politics.

I stopped drinking a few months ago while looking at my sleeping family and pondering the very real possibility of a significant job promotion later this year. Quit cold turkey. I wasn't enjoying drinking anymore because it was a way to relax while playing video games after a hard day of work and putting the kids to sleep. I finally told my wife I was a functioning alcoholic. Airing this out with my loved one was what kept me from going back. Just yesterday I looked at the beer section and realized I wasn't feeling the cravings anymore. I didn't want alcohol to take that all away from me. DM me if you need to talk it out.

She's out of my league 2: Macaulay Culkin

"Got alotta miles on 'er but she purrs like a kitten."

Not true. It usually comes out of your mouth in the form of, "puta madre!" after you realize you bit off the one jalapeno that had all of the seeds in it.

Only 78 years later would Man walk on the Moon and contemplate the nature of our existence.

Pro-tip: you can purchase a game from the PS app on your phone. After purchasing, search again for the game you've just purchased and a new link called, "download to PS4," will appear. You can download a game while in rest mode and be ready to play it when you come home from work/school.

I laughed way too hard at this.

It leaves a bitter after-taste while filling your mind with the knowledge of the universe, but just for a fleeting moment. Then, it's gone, amplifying the bitter after-taste.

Link up with Union Station Homeless Services (626-240-4550). They have a shelter in Pasadena. They have good folks within their organization. Have them add you to the Coordinated Entry System (CES). There are brand new subsidized housing communities coming for the homeless and formerly homeless in the coming months in the LA Area who are on CES. Google 7th and Witmer Apartments and Hope on Alvarado. There will be others. Good luck. Hang in there.

Same goes for everyone in the LA Area. Link up with your local homeless organization. PATH, Volunteers of America, Salvation Army, YMCA, DMH.

Fuck me, that was a bunch of repressed man-child enchilada sauce.