Cheese is cheese

Mayonnaise

None.

I work in a kitchen as a chef and smoking completely messes up my timing and coordination.

I am one of those people who have never felt the need to go to the doctors because I am never sick. I don't even have a doctor. Growing up I remember going to one once, maybe twice.

Maybe I should check in to one sometime just in case 😳

Oh my god this is on my bucket list now

A 5 minute blanch? Don't you mean like 15 seconds?

NTA but neither is he. I understand he could have gotten anxious over the fact that he thought you were picking up on things he didn't want you to pick up on. Which is completely understandable and would freak me out too if I was in his position. But he has no right to tell you how you should have responded considering how loving you were about it.

This incident should be left alone and ignored because it really is nothing.

Isn't this the usual? Do people just suck straight to their lungs? Fuck that shit

I disagree with this although I'm not telling you you're wrong. Every kitchen is different.

But IMO, a cook is more like a commis or demi. Someone who gets told to prep or cook stuff when needed. A chef is someone on the line who's primary job is service and prep for their own service. A head chef is a chef, a chef de partie is a chef. A sous chef is a chef.

Management in a kitchen would be a head chef or kitchen manager etc. A chef doesn't have to manage the kitchen themselves.

Although I would say that OP is a cook.

What on earth happened here

Precisely. They are consistently NOT consistent which makes them perfect for any mood. Whatever genre you want, you can throw on gorillaz and they'll cater to it, while still giving those Gorillaz vibes. I just love it so much.

Demon Days is a perfect album, but so many of their songs from other albums are so perfect. I just see Demon Days as the perfect wrapped up gift for my ears

It's my favourite bassline to play on my bass like ever. It's one of my top 5 songs OAT for me

I'm so happy we order in pre peeled potatoes. Because the sound of peeling 30kgs of potatoes in the morning is just awful. Thank God

Every planet we reach is dead is such a groove

I think he means Clogs.

Okay dude I genuinely have no idea where you're getting this from. Sounds like you're just yapping

Wow wow wow hahahhaah they've got some crazy weird music. Like anything from their first album, or The Fall.

Try out Fire Coming Out of the Monkeys Head. It's weird, but i love it. Will definitely break that "boring pop music" stigma

I would definitely say anything before self titled is hard to get into. Because they don't exist hahahhaa

But I quite enjoy self titled, some of the songs are weird and unlistenable but quite a few are some of my favorites outright. For example: Sound Check (Gravity) is a very unknown song but is absolutely awesome. Or even Rock The House, a little goofy but its made with the same features as clint eastwood.

I've never been able to get into The Fall. Do you have any recommendations from that album that you really like?

If you like the bass line of Feel Good, I'm sure you'd enjoy the baseline from Kids With Guns.

FUN FACT!!! The song was originally written as "ITS THERE!" but Shawn Ryder cannot pronounce "There" so they changed it.

I've been asked to what level the chicken in a chicken schnitzel sandwich is cooked, by a front of house member. Keep in mind, she is around 60, and claims her favorite food is KFC.

The most basic food safety, ignored or unknown for 60 years. When I was 5 I knew not to touch raw chicken. How does this happen?

I disagree when you say that their status is held up by nostalgia because so many of their songs to so many people are absolutely timeless. But I respect your (other!) opinions!!

this sounds passive aggressive im sorry

I absolutely understand what you mean when you associate colors with how you feel listening to the song. The whole song gives off vibes of a light cyan and hot pink. I always picture crisp water flowing and cascading during the first act of the song, like a serene nature-filled environment untouched by man. The second part I see as a more industrialized beauty if that makes sense? As if nature was "polluted" by mankind but for the better.

I have no idea if im making up nonsense but that's genuinely what I get from it. I would say it's the most beautiful song I've heard. I'm not saying it's my forever favourite (it probably is to be honest) but its just absolutely beautiful and brings me so much joy that it's in my top 2. Or 1. I don't know.

My "Empire Ants" of the Demon Days album has to be the SONG titled Demon Days. The relaxed, beautiful strings that are replaced with the funky reggae. Ear art.