“What’s with all of these dick pics, Jeanine? We’re meant to be photographing Uranus.”
I think my mom only stuck around as long as she did because she was hoping my younger sibling would also go to college. Once it became obvious that was never gonna happen, she moved on with her life and found a husband who actually wanted to talk to and spend time with her.
Same. My dad was just some dude who also lived in our house and randomly yelled at us for no clear reason. The guy in this video seems to be a loving, goofy and affectionate parent and I think that’s fantastic.
Don’t worry, this is just manufactured culture war bullshit that none of us should be participating in anyhow.
I love a man with a well-used library card 🥰
Why is this making me laugh out loud? I love this. This is solid life advice.
Although I won’t shame people for not having books, no matter how much I love reading. I dated a lovely and very intelligent dyslexic man who taught me all manner of cool things off of the deep dives he would do on educational YouTube channels. And I rarely keep books because I live in the land of Little Free Libraries and love to share cool books, catch and release style.
Psssh, not sleeping in mould? OK, your Lordship.
I appreciate when I have friends over because it makes me tidy up better than I would normally. I’ve even had a few friends who’ve had to bail due to illness or other responsibilities, but I have to reassure them when they try to apologize profusely for flaking out because they still did a solid and my apartment looks fantastic.
A squeak bounce to recharge the dig 😍
Absolutely stunning and dynamic. I really had to squint to see if this wasn’t a photo.
What if you promise to make the car sound effects while you do it?
“… to stop breathing on me. You smell like each one of your teeth individually took a shit.”
She might even know some rope tricks
I’m finding the same thing in the opposite direction. I have never wanted to have kids and there are so many single dads on the apps now!
What kind of savage sits with their dog for six hours and doesn’t even ask him, “Who’s a good boy?”
When she didn’t eat that marshmallow, bro, that’s when I knew she was the one.
Your down votes are currently at -20 and I just want to say, fuck the haters, I completely agree with you, sister! I have swiped no on SO MANY profiles of guys who appear to be incredibly attractive, but have listed zero information about themselves and not even answered a single prompt. Even on apps like Hinge where I can see that they liked me first, I just don’t have the energy to bother with somebody who has nothing whatsoever to say about themselves, their interests or what they’re looking for. They present like they’re going to be dreadfully dull conversation and bad at meaningful relationships.
In my opinion, a profile like that is either a Catfishing scam or an incredibly uninteresting man who doesn’t understand dating women at all. Like, that’s great that you have washboard abs. Congratulations. But who the fuck are you and how is it that you don’t understand how this works? I suspect that six pictures of a ripped dude are enough for a hookup on Grindr and that’s just men behaving like men and not understanding that it’s not the same if they are looking for women.
They tend to prey upon emotionally damaged young women. That skeezy vibe doesn’t put up such a red flag if that’s the exact same way your father, uncles or other skeezy men that your parents allowed to spend time around you behaved while you were growing up.
There is little that can compete with the fun of a blanket fort movie night date. So romantic!
I watched one destroy a huge, whole watermelon tossed into its mouth at the local zoo. It was impressive. Watermelon bits went flying everywhere. And the sound!
I… I hear that sound in my mind every time I see another story about a hippo-related fatality. I don’t like that sound.
Poor guy
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