I read that wrong as “every group of bad guys get defecated” and I was like, now THAT is r/nextfuckinglevel
ahhh I hadn’t heard that stupid fucking annoying oh no bullshit in about two months; it made my day…
is this what happens when you crush them up and snort them?
I thought I might have been stuck in an infinite positive/negative mold making loop
We could have them run for political office, they might do a better job?
Anybody else hear that cadence similar to Hitler’s speeches? So proud of their ideology they cover their faces. Cowards.
It’s so we can get knocked the fuck out. You see, the earliest humans had to deal with assholes who refused to participate in an egalitarian society and weren’t sharing resources. So the asshole chin gene was discovered to have been fully evolved by 200,000 years ago. You see these early assholes were cunning and developed a strategy to avoid sharing: they would carry their food and valuable items in their mouths to prevent others from taking them. Over time, this constant mouth-stuffing behavior led to a surprising evolutionary adaptation. Those who could better secure their food in their mouths without choking or dropping it survived longer and had more offspring.
This constant need to secure food caused the lower jaw to evolve a more pronounced shape, eventually leading to the development of the chin. The chin provided extra space and stability for holding onto food, making it harder for others to snatch it away. The prominent chins thrived, passing on this trait to future generations.
As the human chin became more pronounced, it served not only as a practical adaptation for hoarding food but also as a social signal. A pronounced chin became synonymous with the "asshole gene," warning others that this individual was likely to be assholic. This social signaling allowed early humans to navigate their communities more effectively, avoiding those who were less likely to share resources.
Ironically, as human societies evolved and cooperation became more crucial for survival, the chin's association with assholiness faded. It became merely a facial feature, losing its original context. However, the evolutionary journey of the chin is rising again today with the advent of the double-chin, the triple chin, and even the Supreme Ultra Fire Taco Bell chin. As a side-note, there have been some rumors of hip evolution occurring recently as well with the “Karen Muffintop” gene that may or may not be related to hateful soccer moms with Christo-facist leanings using their hip fat wiggle to attract extramarital partners and produce their 4th or 5th offspring. This remains to be seen in the next 500 to 1000 years.
Swiper no swiping!
thank you, I thought maybe you meant something else
I concur, I lost my foot here in Idaho to my neighbors bear trap from wandering in his yard. I learned my lesson.
will it affect political views as you age too?
I refuse to listen to someone who is unemployed! Condolences. The bums lost! My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me?!
Lucky for me I’m an archaeologist!
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