if only I had something actually cool like schizophrenia
I'm genuinely convinced I'm going to get diagnosed in the next 10 years or something since I'm starting to get auditory hallucinations (and voices that randomly say something and then dissapear)
possibly just early stage psychosis and not schizophrenia, which means you're fiiine.
actually it might be even worse but yk, mental illness is neither here nor there.
You should probably get professional help now instead of waiting until it to gets worse.
Nah, why would you try to stop it before the fun really begins
Schizophrenic people generally dont realize that theyre schizophrenic so ur probably fine
Not how it works. In lighter cases schizos can tell a hallucination or delusion isn't actually real.
that's just called delusions. if you have those just go to the doctor and stop diagnosing on the internet
Did you reply to the wrong comment?
Same although my auditory hallucinations mostly are either my mom or dad calling me for something when they didnโt.
Plenty of different conditions can cause that. Please seek help now so you know what youโre up against.
Well auditory hallucinations is only one of the symptoms of schizophrenia, many people hear voices from time to time without having any of the other symptoms associated with schizophrenia. But if youโre worried, then I suggest you talk to a professional about it.
Lucky you man, I'm jealous
Waiting for the wall men arc ๐
Tell a doctor about it as soon as you can. Early intervention is much, much better than later.
That's God trying to reach you. Let him in.
Nah, itโs just me. Sorry Iโll shut the fuck up
For anyone with a similar situation: schizophrenia happens in two parts: - positive symptoms, like the hallucinations, delusions and impulses.
-negative symptoms, like lack of will to make things, lack of energy, lack of humor (literally a "frozen face"), lack of motivation.
It also develops normally in late teens, from which its old name "premature dementia" comes from. Most of the people afflicted whitout treatment tho lack "insight" (a mental health term for "knowledge of the mental problem by the patient") so you probably dont have to worry about, but its fundamentel to consult with a professional for better analysis.
Same I just hear random quiet voices that vaguely resemble words
what they be sayin? is it at least like semi humorous or smth?
It's like I'm stumbling against random conversations.
I remember I once heard talking as if it were two people on the phone.
Thankfully, I can "override" the voices and make them stop but I usually leave them be because they usually start when I'm about to go to sleep or something and I'm somewhat bored.
I hear laughing at night and I don't know if I'm a schizo or if it's my neighbours upstairs
Nah, you're fine, that's just me in your walls.
I can't wait to have friends
Who said they gonna be friendly...
I'm on the schizo spectrum and apart from the ruined first 18 years life's pretty good :)
I'd never be lonely again!
i got diagnosed with it, and no you fucking dont
if only I had something cool like stage 5 cancer
Just get vaccinated
Me after vaccinating myself a second time (I now have overcharged autism)
Autism+
Autismยฒ
Autism 2: this time itโs personal
Autism: rediagnosed
how much does that subscription cost a month? 11.99?
This is how Hatsune Miku singing the entire normal album by Will Wood was made
Oh gods, he's autismmaxxing! Somebody stop him, human body is not meant to endure such power!
Me giving my Eevee a vaccine (it evolved into Autiseon)
Just got my rabies booster the other day, when do i get cool hyperfixations and become amazing at playing the accordion???
ADHD is actually really cool sometimes, it allowed to me obsessed with coding, I got really good at it and I got a job, even though I couldn't really do well in college and barely passed, but when it came to coding I almost did it everyday for multiple hours without getting bored, ADHD hyperfocus is real.
What does it mean if I have both?
Mid
DAMMIT I'M MID
Same
But pesto sure as hell ain't, so rest assured
GOD FUCKING DAM IT
screenshot
It means you're capable of normal level output but require maximum effort to do so in the least efficient way.
Nah, itโs because Iโm incompetent. Everyone else though yeah
buy both, get anxiety and depression absolutely free
Mfs when they find out that autism doesn't make you into a super genius who excels at math and science but instead a socially awkward person whose entire existence feels like a deathtrap designed to inflict as much anger onto you as possible.
Shit I think I got a bit too serious there lol.
I've got all three!
Yeah my brother has Autism and I have ADHD. Both of us are the most socially awkward people to ever exist, but we're both pretty good at art stuff.
I also don't understand why people romanticize having mental disabilities, they wouldn't be saying anything like that if they actually had it. Fuck ADHD.
Real. I lose my mind seeing people characterize ADHD like itโs the fun โcanโt sit downโ quirk as if Iโm not suffering cause I canโt pay attention for shit and time feels like itโs falling away from me before I can grasp it
Fr it pisses me off. ADHD has ruined the most formative years of my life and Autism will make it hard for my brother to keep a job. It's not a "quirk" or a joke, it's something that fucks with our lives and now we gotta deal with it.
I'm floating through life teehee
Idk I think some people go to far and act like their whole lives are nothing but suffering and every moment is agonizing and having autism is this horrible thing that literally ruins people lives forever and if you aren't lamenting your woes 24/7 you're just a faker looking for attention. Yeah, I suffer because I'm autistic but also its who I am, and I wouldn't want to be anyone else.
Cause it's different for everybody, obviously life goes on but if I had the choice...
I get that im not complaining about people who'd rather not, im complaining about people who think that and call people that don't fakers.
I couldn't agree more. People self-diagnosing is a non-issue to begin with, and I hate the "you're just faking it for attention" crowd with a passion because
1) getting professionally diagnosed can be extremely expensive and/or takes too much time
2) everyone self-diagnoses to some degree, it's what makes you decide you need to see a doctor to begin with. The doctor is most likely to base their assessment on what you tell them about yourself anyways.
3) if doctors know best and only they are allowed to determine whether someone is autistic/ADHD/etc., what makes you, a rando on the internet, able to tell someone is "faking it for attention" when the only things you know about them comes from a 30 second TikTok? (the answer is usually, misogyny, racism and/or thinly veiled cyberbullying.)
To whomever is reading this, the thing to take away from my rant is that mental disorders are not a VIP club. And if you find someone cringe and annoying, just admit you personally don't like them instead of pulling reasons why they're an active threat to the community out of your ass.
Honestly it feels like people that say people are faking things for attention are doing it for attention. Also, especially for people with autism, being afraid of getting fucked over if you get an autism diagnosis is a very real and rational fear. Fuck people who do that shit, they're just fetishizing their suffering and they don't deserve the tiniest sliver of respect.
"Autism is when you're really good at math,and science" mfs when I explain to them the entire history of russian and soviet small arms.
is that the one thing you are into ?
I mean, no, but guns are the thing I'm most into.
you also into airsoft ?
Indeed
I have spent around 3K euros on that shit already
A fellow gun history autist in the wild, hello fren
May I wish many a TKB-022s to fall in your lap
What's your favourite one? The MP412 Rex and A-91 hit a special spot to me, although the allure of the prototype Triangle AK12 will forever be #1.
Just the other day i was researching the differences in Mosin variants and discovered the M44 is quite rare with its attached bayonet - incidentally learned some games are unable to model the bayonet rest divet in the stock properly lol
Cant do airsoft tho :( (I am Australian and a gun shaped stick gets me fined 60 billion dollars in monopoly money)
Inaccurate depictions of autism in pop culture and its consequences
fucking mood.
I excel at math and science, I'm also socially awkward, but I wouldn't like it any other way.
the secrets of the universe are more important than stoopid hooman inneraccions.
(not diagnosed, I may not be autistic afterall)
Yeah
Nah bruh I got the premium deluxe plus autism.
Real, but instead of anger people just treat me like I'm a toddler. Being autistic sucks man.
REAAALLLLLLLL
Oh so ADHD is just a different flavor of autism
Or I guess theyโre both flavors of neurodivergence?
Clicked on the post to comment this. It doesn't help that Hans Asperger himself called the kids who he diagnosed with the thing he named after himself "little scientists", like way to put on the pressure
It made me both, so now I not only live in constant psychological agony but also cannot do anything without feeling that Iโm not doing enough to help others!
My life if I was born with ADHD (cool as hell) instead of autism (stupid and borning)
ADHD gang rise up
Can I rise up later?
cant right now but remind me later because ill forget
No, Iโm on my bed and I would like it to stay that way tyvm
Yessir
Huh? Sorry, there was a cool lookin bird outside.
๐๐๏ธ
I miss seeing advertisments like this
This is definetly one of my fav advertisments ive seen, the gta parody is awesome.
I've seen it everywhere on Reddit and I still don't know what it's called. Anyone know?
Just look up coca cola gta ad on YouTube. I think it aired when vice city was at its peak
bro I fucking hate my ADHD when I fuck up people will say โawww itโs okay I know itโs not your faultโ YES IT FUCKING IS MY FAULT I DONT WANT AN EXCUSE I WANT TO BE RID OF THIS CURSE
I don't have ADHD (at least I don't think I do) but I am autistic and so I kinda relate to this. Employers aren't going to care whether or not it's "my fault" I don't perform well. My professors aren't going to care whether or not it's "my fault" I fail an assignment. If I'm not careful and I end up making someone uncomfortable, they're not going to care whether or not what I did was "my fault".
You're lucky you're even told that. My ADHD is completely ignored.
I always get the whole โyouโre just lazy and need to work harderโ
Fucking same. I've came to accept it at some point, but then a person I know got a diagnosis and gears started turning in my head. Glad they did.
"you're lucky you even knew about your ADHD blablabla"
The majority of people on Earth with adhd have not had understanding or supportive upbringings either. Unless you are literally 14 or something then it's time to do something about it yourself instead of lamenting how things should have been better.
Yeah it is unfair, but it's nothing remotely unique to you.
Always so weird when people glorify autism, it fucking sucks man.
Trust me. I have Autism. You're not missing out.
I'd happily trade places with you.
Autism ruins your ability to socialize, doesn't give you any real meaningful skills like the movies say it does and it has all the downsides of ADHD anyways but worse.
it has all the downsides of ADHD anyways but worse
if you are comparing mild adhd to life ruining autism then sure
While ADHD and Autism share some symptoms, claiming that autism is "ADHD but worse" is unbelievably ignorant and honestly insensitive to people who have it. They are different disorders with different struggles.
I think (in the past) they didn't diagnose ADHD in autistic people, because of the overlap.
the Journal of the American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry states that ADHD is present in 30โ80% of individuals with ASD
Insane post
If autism was actually cool then maybe people would stop bullying and abusing me for it :(
Me having both (I am incredibly mid):
Me when I get the โemotional eating/disregulationโ ADHD (yucky) instead of the โguys Iโm so random look a squirrelโ ADHD that Hollywood sold to us (yummy)
I thought I had ADHD it turned out to be autism
Life if I never had to work for anything and could indulge in utter hedonism and read/write fanfiction 24/7 without commitments getting in the way.
As a diagnosed autist, wish life was like this๐
My life if i had the good at math autism instead of the hyperfixation autism:
The virgin autism vs adhd vs the chad alliance between disorganized crime and the autistic syndicate
Just be glad you don't have both. They make each other so much worse.
My buddy who was born with both but can't be diagnosed since he doesn't have a hard time making friends at all so he can't even get tested for it.
bpd, nightshift job sleep all day an hour after I get home
I got both does that mean I'm mid :(
Just reset your skill tree bro
Until I walk in (I have both and it makes it 10 times worse)
Who said you cant forcefully develope it,also Autism ADHD combo is Goated
I FUCKING HATE THIS COMBO!!!!
Invalid, Teddy Roosevelt (probably) had ADHD
my life if I had the smart and cool person autism instead of the dumbass autism
What happens if I have both tho? Am I just mid?
Both got bullied hard in school
my life if I had ADHD (cool and relatable) instead of autism (weird and inhuman.)
clearly you've never been told you dont have a soul before.
I don't like this. They struggle as well. Nothing to glorify here.
I have both
Sucks to Suck.
I got both so I'm either extremely cool or cancer boring
Me with both somehow being just straight lame
What do I do when I have both?
same
i have both
I don't give a fuck about the stupid little caption, I just upvoted because of the video.
born with both can confirm its like this
WHY IS THIS SO HIGH QUALITY i swear this is meant to be 240p
I think I have both. Am I stupid and boring as hell?
My life if i was born neurotypical (based as hell) instead of autism and adhd (please someone save me)
why not both, the more the merrier
fortunately i have both and ocd
True
Does severe adhd count or no
I can give you mine if you want
Never let OP cook again
So Iโm just average for having both :(
My life when I was born with both:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
hello hi yes I have both
I got both, so they kinda just cancel each other out and I'm a normal guy.
You get Ritalin stfu
I got both but I only have a bit of autism. Just sprinkled by the tism.
Plenty of people fake both because they think it's cool, it's pathetic.
i have both and iโm telling you itโs not worth it man
What about AuDHD
ADD and ADHD is on the Autistic spectrum so congrats.
I have both and are addicted to ketamine. Safe to say you are missing out
Idk what you're talking about I love it
I think I got both.
I got both and it just sucks and people view me as a child and I donโt have the attention span to constantly beat it into their head that Iโm not.
nah dawg ADHD is king
I have both and is hell, kill me.
Skill issue
hey at least people actually know what ADHD is unlike my thing
Man, I'd take ADHD over whatever the hell is wrong with me.
Both. Both suck.
Got both. What's that make me?
I'm mediocre (both)
i have both
play limbus company to become an honorary member of the autism community
Huh and I wished I had adhd instead of autism
I was born with both๐๐๐
i have both loser ๐
I have both and its not fun, its like having the worse of both multiplied
As someone has both... Neither is better
Same bro qwq
Sorry I accidentally got yours, whoopsy daisy
I have both
I have both so i'm both cool and boring
I have both
I have both ๐
My couldnโt I get autism where I am a master at one topic but shit at the rest instead of being shit.
hell! im not even diagnosed for my supposed adhd, procrascination i guess
As someone with autism and adhd I fucking wish I had neither, but if I had to have one I'd pick ADHD in a heartbeat. Being able to be social and process information like everyone else would literally fix me
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