That's very kind of you
In Defense mode!
I attach two fire energies and end my turn.
I summon Pikachu holding a trans flag, promptly catch on fire and backflip into the sky
Is this like another version of that super valuable Fat Gay Pikachu card?
That what
That is an ultra rare card that is apparently worth $300-$1500 in mint condition. Basically just known as the Fat Gay Pikachu card for obvious reasons.
Dunno, I was taking words at random
Ya'll playing some really confusing poker here
Its strip poker, every turn a bit of our sanity gets stripped away
We need a subreddit for reddit threads that definitely feels like tumblr posts
I pull a goldfish! Aw man thoseeekkmmmmmm
I flip my ex-boytoy card to attack mode and add "Smelly BO" for 300 points of attack.
(We are playing yugioh right? Am i doing it right?)
Ackshually, you can’t perform a normal summon in defense mode, only a special summon or set can be performed in defense position 🤓
/s I’m not actually trying to be pedantic I just thought it was kinda funny
Tell that to the anime writers who do the time because Screw the Rules, We Have Plot
"I believe in the heart of the cards" some animewriter, probably
He used a card to summon the concerned lesbian so we can image it was a special summon
What spell level is that and is it on the Wizard spell list
Only for warlocks and bards. Wizards are all ace so any spells that specify a sexuality can't be cast by them.
I’m an ace bard— is it still on my spell list? Or should I ask my DM?
You're a wizard, Harry.
I would die. I have a hard enough time choosing ONE new spell each level— doing that every long rest would TAKE ME OUT. DECISIONS ARE HARD FOR ME, OKAY.
Nah, make it the DM's problem. They know you picked Dancing Lights six times before this dungeon. Either the amount of leeway you're going to get for those gimmicks will be legendary, orrr you don't have to worry about level-up decisions.
If you're a wizard, your job is to die.
Not for the whole game! Just for the first level or two. And for stubbing a toe, not worrying over my spellbook.
Ace bards still get the spell, it's like how true neutral Clerics got to game the system back in 3.5.
Wizards are all ace
You think the people who can create a party mansion at will, can summon fuck demons, can change their physical form into practically anything, and can even bring inanimate objects to life are all ace? I'm not saying none are but if you think Wizards don't get up to some freaky shit you're out of your mind. They just keep that shit on the dl while the bard is singing a ballad about that one night with the local tavern keeper.
It's a ritual casting whose components are a bottle of cheap white and a dolly album.
I dare say that might be geographically based. Either that, or, like elves, there are different races of Concerned Lesbians. And, having now written that out, that seems not only plausible but extremely likely, and fitting.
What’s the spell for Concerned Lesbian with Cookies?
Just go to wholefoods and ask if anyone wants to play ringette
Why is your bad movie night only Annual? It should be monthly at the least.
Maybe it’s minimum annual? Like the other times it’s more flexible
You can watch bad movies anytime you want, but the annual movie night is to celebrate the cream of the crop of badness, like the oscars.
My friends and I used to do Bad Movie Wednesdays, and we sat through some pretty bad stuff, but then someone suggested the wrong Ralph Bakchi film one week (and for the record it was not Wizards, Wizards is amazing) (on top of that, what we did watch is apparently considered to be quite good we just weren't fucking ready for that shit) and we just sort of... turned it off maybe twenty minutes in and never did a Bad Movie Wednesday again.
To be honest, I miss it a lot.
Me and my friend do weekly watch party too but with good stuff. We have very opposing choices it's kinda like show and tell like "see this is the thing i like and this is why i like it". One of us always ends up trying out something they never did before. It's fun.
What are some of your unexpected favorites from this?
Because, there are more bad movies to watch then good movies LOL.
Tried playing Jolene, no lesbian appeared - what am I doing wrong? Do I need a summoning circle?
You gotta cry faintly too
My secret is I'm always crying, internally.
It has to be external sadly
And don’t forget to make sure you have a lesbian neighbor! The summoning only works if they can hear it.
What if it's done over video or a simple recording and spread via internet? Does it only work within the medium it's cast(i.e. the internet) or will it still physically summon a concerned lesbian?
Your local internet lesbian is here and I am concerned, are you okay?
HOLY SHI-
YES HELLO IVE BEEN SUMMONED
WOW that's amazing, it really works!
I'm actually not in emotional distress; I just like lesbians! 😂
Yooooo, lesbians are pretty cool, in my biased opinion. I’m a sweater vest lesbian, as you may be able to tell from my presence on Reddit lol. Dm when you’re sad and I’ll tell shitty math puns until you feel better ;)
I'll feel bad if you don't share a shitty math pun.
Hmm..
What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 feet long? A Pi-Thon! :D
I do feel better. Thank you.
This made me smile.
Can I please have a math pun too?
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they’re never right :) Buh dum tsss
How shitty we talkin’?
Like, dad level
Fuck it, I’m in.
It’s incredible how asexuals do so well on tests! They just ace it every time :)
I dunno, sounds sus. Did you bring cookies?
I dunno man, are you okay with them being a little crispy? I’m not the best baker, and they will be from a box mix lol
If the Dolly Parton version doesn’t work, try playing the White Stripes version.
I like the cover by Me First and the Gimme Gimmies myself.
Do you have the cat?
maybe that means you're the lesbian
maybe the real lesbians were the friends we made along the way
Do you have a cat
And at least one three wick candle.
I hope this actually happened in real life.
Stranger things have happened. I’m getting weekly goods from a professional baker because I’ve been letting him pet my cat (and he gets to pet them when he visits).
Edit: to clarify, he just moved here, and isn’t stable enough economically and schedule-wise to get his own cats yet.
Stranger things have happened
Yeah like 4 seasons of them
Nice.
You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?
Only on Tuesdays
Good thing it's Thursday!
It’s Saturday.
Do you think people would just go on the internet and lie?
Only on tuesdays
Good thing it's Wednesday!
It's Monday.
Do you think people would just go on the internet and lie?
Caturday, technically, since we're on the internet.
It’s caturday as in she let me pet her cat clarence
Lemon, it’s Wednesday!
Why do you capitalize the first letter of every word in your sentence? Like it’s the title of a movie or something
I hope it doesn't - I live in a detached newbuild house and I live in paranoia that my neighbours will hear me boiling the kettle. If I want to play lovely Dolly and have a good cry, I don't want nosey neighbours to interrupt and bang on my bloody door.
It's one thing to be neighbourly and call 999 if you hear domestic violence. It's quite another to come to my door because I'm listening to music and 'crying faintly'.
Grumble grumble. Grown ass man can't cry in peace.
I get this but also if I make friends this way I'm kinda down
I mean, I've certainly seen it quite a few times on a certain video site.
Beauty! That last paragraph just made it perfect!
How the hell is that a brand new sentence
The last paragraph I think
I was talking about the tumblr post not their comment
r/tomtomvissers yeeth and r/tomtomvissers yoinkth away my r/BrandNewSentence
Oh damn, thanks. I knew that. Now I have given his very own sub. 😆😂
He's too powerful D:
Cool, I was just yesterday looking through my screenshots and found the original from a like a year ago. Good to see it again.
Once I heard a dorm mate arguing and sobbing and I awkwardly slipped a sticky note under her door that said “Are you okay? I’m here if you need me.” She gave me a hug and said her deadbeat dad was trying to reenter her life now that she was in college and possibly able to make money.
Ah yes, the lesser known Wingardium Lesbiosa spell.
Annual?
I assume OOP used "annual" as "tradition," meaning it's a weekly event that they do. People mistake that sorta terminology pretty often. Or at least that's my anecdotal experience.
Antidotal experience, you mean. (/s)
Meaning it happens once per year.
Because Saint Dolly created that song for women who have been wronged to sense the vibrations of pain and anguish it gives and summon not just concerned lesbians but older auntie type women who have been there and concerned sweet gay guys! Saint Dolly is perfection!
Omg i died reading the last one. Am dead.
An asexual lesbian with a trans-garfield flag icon. Only on Tumblr, folks.
Their blog name is “dare-I-say-asexual” because they hate asexuals, actually
Truly peak Tumblr, affectionately
Jolene slowed down is somehow even more beautiful. Someone on YouTube played the record at a slower speed and its amazingly rich
What in the JoJo
What the hell is a "leftover cookie"?
A cookie that hasn’t been eaten yet.
I'm just having a tough time picturing it.
It IS very odd to think of NOT eating a batch of cookies all in one go, true.
To summon the concerned lesbian. You must form a circle of subarus while wearimg flannel in a home depot parking lot.
Things have gotten really weird after the Home Depot installed a roundabout for pickup orders
Now that's what I call 🧢
Ding ding ding
This is my emotional support lesbian
Nice of you. Most folks don't get involved with their neighbors and hey Honey, all men aren't bad.
Good to go!
creative writing is fun !
*my gf's and my
This mistake is far too common
I can’t believe you are so downvoted when you are 100% correct. This is wild.
??? What are you talking about lmao
“She’s coming over to my gf’s and my annual bad movie night” does not sound right
Honestly, the only way to make this "right" would be to rewrite it entirely I think. "I's" is technically just wrong, but "my gf's and my" has a different meaning than intended.
On the other hand, it's a post on the internet and not a job application, so it doesn't really seem worth the effort as long as the meaning comes through.
How is I’s wrong, please correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s just a possessive I
Edit: I was wrong, my is correct as it is possessive, I was getting it confused with the rule of changing me to I in a non possessive context
"My" is the possessive form of "I." "I's" as a construction simply doesn't exist in English.
I -> My
You -> Your
He/She/It -> His/Her/Its (notice no apostrophe in "its")
We -> Our
They -> Their
You cannot throw 's on any of the personal pronouns to create a possessive form. You have to use the possessive pronoun forms above.
Why? Idk, Latin? Tradition? Arbitrary rules?
Edit: that atrocious formatting.
Why use "my" at all?
"Mine and my GF's" sounds way better.
"Mine annual bad movie night" sounds like a German cartoon villain.
I joke. It does sound kinda right in the full context, so if you're a hardcore descriptivist, maybe it's acceptable.
For a real answer, though, "mine" replaces the noun, while "my" is an adjective describing possession.
"Mine and my gf's movie night" is either a non-parallel construction or referring to two separate things, "my [some antecedent] and my gf's movie night." I don't have my style guide on me, but I'm pretty sure the best way to fix it is to rewrite it.
"I Invited her to the annual bad movie night I usually only share with my gf" or something like that. (I'm actually a very bad writer - I just remember the rules).
We already have a word for a possessive I. It’s my.
To tell if it should be I or my, you should be able to remove the "my GF" from the sentence & it still makes sense. Like "my annual bad movie night" vs "I's annual bad movie night"
No, if you put a second name before yours, the my becomes I
Edit: I was wrong, my is correct as it is possessive, I was getting it confused with the rule of changing me to I in a non possessive context
This is not true. “Would you like to come to the bar with Gary and me?” Is correct. “Gary and I would like to invite you to the bar,” is correct. It depends on whether the individual is acting as the subject or the object of the sentence.
I was wrong, my is correct as it is possessive, I was getting it confused with the rule of changing me to I in a non possessive context
I don’t mean to keep poking and being rude, but I think you’re still confused, regardless. Even outside of the possessive context, me does not always become I when conjoined to another name. It’s dependent on whether used as a subject or object of a sentence. For example, “Play a video game with Jess and I” would be incorrect.
Why would that be incorrect, as far as I know, it is. At this point I’m just interested in learning
You would never say – and what really doesn’t sound right – is “she’s coming over to I’s annual bad movie night”. You would of course say “my annual bad movie night” and that does not change just because you included your girlfriend in the sentence.
It is grammatically correct, though. And it sounds right to me. I’s never sounds right. And it never is right.
English is weird 🤷♀️
Yeah you’re just wrong here mate
Edit: I was wrong, my is correct as it is possessive, I was getting it confused with the rule of changing me to I in a non possessive context
“I’s” is not a word
It most certainly is not. There is no situation where “I’s” is appropriate. Even your phone won’t let you type it without overriding it. It’s a result of people hyper-correcting without understanding grammar in the first place. They just think it is always “and I” without understanding subject/object pronouns, and certainly not understanding possessives in the first place.
Wrong. I have a bachelor's degree in English.
Let me guess your mom says you're smart and you feel the need to incorrectly correct people in the internet for the sake of your fragile ego?
You have a bachelor’s in English and you think “I’s” is appropriate?
You may want to look into getting a refund for that degree.
There’s simply no way you have a Bachelor’s in English. I find it so hilarious that this correction has been downvoted and everyone is disagreeing when it is 100% correct. I’s is not a word. My gf’s and my is correct.
This seems massively intrusive. I live in a detached newbuild house and I live in paranoia that my neighbours will hear me boiling the kettle. If I want to play lovely Dolly and have a good cry, I don't want nosey neighbours to interrupt and bang on my bloody door.
It's one thing to be neighbourly and call 999 if you hear domestic violence. It's quite another to come to my door because I'm listening to music and 'crying faintly'.
Grumble grumble. Grown ass man can't cry in peace.
You’re saying if you were crying, you wouldn’t want a sweet person to knock gently on your door and offer warm cookies? You don’t even have to let them in. Can just say thank you and go back to your business.
You’re saying if you were crying, you wouldn’t want a sweet person to knock gently on your door and offer warm cookies?
Absolutely not. I'd be mortified that I was crying so loud and for so long that someone else made cookies and came to my door. Grief is a private affair, I don't need my neighbours interrupting a distressing and busy set of events.
You don’t even have to let them in. Can just say thank you and go back to your business.
Sure, but that interruption is exceptionally rude. Unless I thoguht someone was in immenant jeopardy, I'd never dream of disturbing someone's very private grief.
May I ask what country/culture you're from? I'm boggled by the idea that the response to someone having an exceptionally private moment is to intrude!
How is this even a question? Fuck no!
i do wonder, would you rather stay unaware that sound was seeping through to your neighbor's? i understand how somebody checking up on you because you were crying would be embarrassing, but wouldn't it be worse if it was audible and you didn't know?
Kinda like if there is something on your teeth, sure its embarrassing if someone points it out, but that is better than finding out when you arrive at home that you spent all night with something on your teeth.
though in the post's specific case, there is also women's sense of camaraderie, which make it less "nosey ass neighbours intruding when they weren't called" and a bit more "woman checking up if another woman is alright"
I do see your point. Some people are not open with their feelings so it might embarrass them that they can be heard and taken note of and it might make them bottle up again. Also, sometimes people just wanna be left alone and have a good cry to let it out.
Exactly. When my dad passed, the last thing I needed was neighbours interrupting my day. It wasn't embarrsement, it was 'I've got shit to do - estates to execute, certificates to authorise, solicitors to hire, tears to cry, relatives to comfort.
Everyone's circumstances are unique, surprisingly so. I think people who haven't suffered loss as an adult are blissfully unaware of how different it is.
I see your point. But also, if the person is open to that, you’ve helped them, and if they aren’t open to that, then presumably they didn’t know anyone could hear them and they now know and can adjust to their comfort level. Like crying in an area farther from a shared wall or playing loud music. Letting them know what can be heard gives them the power to control what can be heard.
Edit: also, this is sort of a separate conversation and sort of the same one, but if you’re crying because you’re grieving, the neighbours don’t necessarily know that. ‘Personal feelings’ and ‘domestic abuse’ are sounds that can have a lot of overlap. And sometimes when something is wrong, a stranger can help.
Personally, I think even if I was really embarrassed and it made me paranoid, I might look back on it later and feel a little better about humanity. A random person was willing to help a stranger, even though big feelings often = messy situation.
Cringe
an annual event and you're going to ruin it by bringing some rando just to make yourself feel better?
my gf and I's
Ugh.
Summoned furled finger dare-i-say-asexual!
God bless you. It couldn't be me.
That's really sweet. What a great neighbor.
Jolene by soul coughing? I love that song
We are a weird ass species and I love it.
Annual bad movie night?? Why just once a year
Man I really want friends to have bad movie nights with again
I cast Summon Concerned Lesbian!