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Me, how
Thank you, but please reconsider.
Very true
I think most of us can relate to this.
Bold of you to assume someone would say that to me😂
Have some damn faith.
I had once. 1 to 4 years ago.
You were 10 years old. Now you're fourteen. Have some damn faith.
I'm not that handsome + a gamer + I use reddit
I'll explain this to you like a 4chan post:
Be me, 14 yrs old
Look like shit, a little fat on the side
Good personality, but can be a dick
Beard's shit, look ugly, 5/10 at best
2 years later, now I'm 16
Very fit and quite slim, eat more and still 70 kg at 5'11
Faced the fact that I can be a dick
Beard struggles to grow, but it's actually growing out, look handsome, 8/10 at best
Started dressing well, get compliments, dress even better, finally started to look good
Yesterday my big brother said I looked like a hippy with my sideburns. Major success.
Basically, stop whining and take care of your body properly, and wait for puberty to somewhat take the wheel. Bonus points if you don't start any stupid addictions.
I sentence you to 4 hours on /b/ but no porn threads
What's /b/?
u use a 4chan reference and don't even know what /b/ is? it's a notoriously shit thread, it's just 4chan's random thread but the posts on there are something else
rule no 1 : you don't talk about /b/
Man I don't actually go there. It'll curse me if I do go there.
4 Chan random board
My granny called, she said, "Travvy, you work too hard I'm worried you forget about me" (All, all, all)
puberty is a weird thing. i was good looking as a kid, weird when i was 14-15 and i look pretty good again now i'm 17. and none of my features changed much, but when i grew my fat distribution was weird, i looked tubby and my face needed growing into, i had a big gap between my front teeth and then by me doing absolutely nothing (i eat, sleep, work and think like absolute shit somedays) it fixed itself LITERALLY as if by magic. even the gap in my teeth fixed itself with no braces or anything. growing up is kinda neat
You sound older tbh
Then what does a 16 yr old sound like? "Woah dude! No worries man! Things will get better bro!"
Lmao. "It'll all be skibidi from here on man!"
"just show her your rizz baby gronk! Uh oh, I gotta go to my goon session!"
Shoot me in the head if I ever talk like this
“Basically, stop whining and take care of your body properly”
I want to inject this message directly into half the people in this subs brainstems
Bfr girls like gamers
You just needs some God damn faith, one more big score. With a bit of that you'll be in Tahiti.
I have a plan, Arthur.
We just need more MONEH!
Nice pfp...
I have a lot of faith in the fact that girls don’t like me
We just need one more big score arthur
“I had a goddamn PLAN!”
And don't forget the quarter!
What reasoning is there to have faith, not everybody has the possibility to look good
I just dont have faith because i dont care if someone woud want me i woud have nothing against it but i can survive without
Oh cool. Nothing wrong with that
Aurthur
“What’d I do?”
Correct.
Stop lying
A stare off. Before going back to explaining why the spinosaurus didn’t swim.
Wait, why didn't the spinosarus swim?
Cuz they’re black
:(
cue nuclear explosion gif
Sadly I can't
lets circle back to this, why cant it swim!?
sorry but do you want to start a debate, CAUSE NO WAY IN HELL
that said yeah theories change like every 2 minutes so best to not think about it 😭
of course I do. I have a degree in yapping.
I thought It could swim. Tell me the truth
NullReferenceException: object(OtherPersonNPC) called method respond() with param propleWhoCouldEverEvenSlightlyLikeMe[] empty array
Smh, if you used python you’d be getting sooo many bitches!!!!!
no variable types?
Who tf cares it’s python
no access modifiers?
Who tf cares it’s python
no reason to live?
Who tf cares it’s python
no semicolons?
NO NOT SEMICOLONS PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
I wake up.
Damn lol
Sounds too good to be true, you know what another person looks like
i just try to let them down nicely but inside it makes me super uncomfy
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14d
That's 1.3411213e+16 times the speed of light
Me on tuesdays
me after red bull
r/theydidthemath (with a calculator)
Yes it was very easy
Only limitation is that normal phone calculator didn't accept that number so I used a Google one
why can't they make decent apps lmao, its not like its so hard to add support for bigint with external libraries and use double when needed
Accurate
Accurate rare of how fast I run to another continent when someone says they like me
"Cool, me too." And then probably give them my number
damn didnt know you were chill like that
Hey I like you
Ace attorneyyyy teehee
"Oh uh ok" awkward silence
"Well, that's a first"
Because of your pfp, I imagine doofenshmirtz saying this
As you should. I call myself, the grossinator!
"How much are you getting paid to say this? Where are the cameras?"
'Was it Jim? Did he pay you off? If so how much?'
The hillbilly knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater - he obtains a difference or deviation. The chainsaw uses deviations to generate corrective commands to run the hillybilly from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position that he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is is now the position that he wasn't, and if follows that the position that he was is now the position that he isn't. In the event that the position that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the hillbilly is and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the chainsaw. However, the hillbilly must also know where he was. The chainsaw guidance motor scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the hillbilly has obtained, he is not sure just where it is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he know where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and its curve, which is called horrible hitbox.
That's a lot of words
"By subtracting where he is from where he isn't"
How does that make sense? In order to subtract where he isn't from where he is, wouldn't he already need to know where he is in the first place in order to calculate that?
Yes this doesn't make sense. In order for that to work, it should subtract everywhere with where it isn't.
By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater -
Just subtract whichever and make it absolutely positive
I get uncomfortable immediately because most of the guys who like(d) me have always been a creep or toxic 💀
I had one proper gf as in in my teens and she was the biggest red flag ever but now I miss her cuz I'm brainwashed that way slayyy
I technically dated a guy for three days, but the whole time I had unbearable sense of doom and panic, I ended it and turned out he had a gf the whole time and even vented to me that he was having issues with her. 🤗
idek what's wrong with people, my standards are Soo fucking low yet there is no one
Are you a guy?
yes
Yeahhhh
Found the problem
did you lose a bet
Yes i like me too.
Ate
"Laughs awkwardly* Me? Why?
Camera where?
Take out a shotgun, and do it "Kurt Cobain" style
no one gonna say ts to me bro 😭🙏
Erm. What the sigma?
the slow vanishing of the censorship killed me hahah
It’s never happened before so how am I supposed to know? cries in my bed
I think I’ll ask “really?”
Sorry I’m not interested
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14d
What do you do
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14d
Stop using that joke
Denial
Imagine you tell someone you like them and they run 😭 Yall are kinda cruel
I'll freeze in place, and then I’ll suddenly kiss them passionately for several tens of minutes (if this is the one, who I like ofc)
the person thinks they're in an anime. They must be desperate.
let them cook 💀
by looking at their cooking I theorize that... nah they freaky deaky.
LMAO YOU ARE SO REAL FOR THIS.
Then, the guy blush and be like "{N-Name}"
*Kisses passionately*
"T-That's my first kiss! D-Don't get your hopes up! I just wanted to kiss a guy.. *cutely smiles*. Although, I do like you, too! You make me feel nice."
i'm cooked. Thats it. I hope mfs in this subreddit don't take me seriously 💀. If they do, I'm deleting my comment.
You like me? *pins them to the wall and gives the person the most deepest kiss*
"Is this what you wanted?"
Yes bestie pegs you
Bro thinks they’re the main character
Bro same
Love your pfp
i said yay once
be flustered and say thanks or some shit
You are lying lmao
You would laugh so much that your ass falls off?
I find a way out and then remember to avoid them
Awwww thanks.
I will be happy and smile , but still will have some suspicious thoughts
woah bro thats awesome sauce!!!
Literally me!!!
We don't have to worry about such weaknesses
I have almighty power :THE UGLY FACE
And I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ, try to fool someone else with that shit I ain't falling for it.
You're joking, right?
Oh... why?
My brain just shuts up and I can’t restart it for like 10 minutes
Can’t say it’s happened on a hot minute but just try to get them to clarify what they mean to make sure I’m not misunderstanding
I'll just stay silent, trying to process it
How? But also, I'd be pretty happy
My reaction: 👁️ ͜ʖ 👁️?
either "thanks mate" or "really!?"
"Cool" 👍
well, depends on who says that
Okay, but how many extreme demons have you beaten?
I will explain that how the world needs communism
I would ask why
Be quiet and don’t know what to say
Depends on the person If I like them too then I would ask them out If I don’t like them I make them question if they do acc like me then friend zone
Panic because i’m on an episode of pranked
Being skeptical as f***
I'll probably poop my pants out of blushing too much it's like a dream come true.
Tell them I have a boyfriend
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14d
Omg shut up
“Well sorry but I’m aromantic” or something much nicer then that
I would be unable to move or speak for several minutes until the person just decides to leave
depends on who they are but 😨➡️😅➡️🏃🏻♀️
Me,why and embarrassed 😳
I'd be like "huh? wait what?" And I'd accept their feelings but then I'd tell them "nah, I'm Muslim, can't date you, sorry."
Plus I'd stay friends with them because they like me, which will make me feel better about myself in a nice way. And I'd make them feel good about themselves by letting them stay close friends with me.
Edit: the way some of you act makes me think that you don't deserve anyone to confess to you.
Depends on how I feel about them
I’d probably presume they were joking 😅
really ? then 1 minute of silence while I cannot believe it
"wana be my girlfriend?"
“Give me 2-3 business days to process that information”
Go u!
lies
"Once you get to know me, you'll be disappointed in me in a week!"
Oh, really?
"no you don't" or "then you have terrible taste, my friend" Depending which one I use for what situation.
“I appreciate you trying to brighten my day but you don’t have to lie”
Wouldnt know
i have a man
Usually I think it’s a joke cause I don’t really trust people
idk bro lmao ;-;
Look around for a prank camera.
“Why?”
Clearly this is a setup or im talking to a drone im kinda lost on what to do from this basic assessment tho
Liar
I have absolutely no idea
Fight or flight response. My memory is “locked” as to what happened in elementary school to cause a fight or flight reaction but it happens
Are you sure you texted the right person?
Thanks I like me to
Never had it happen before so I wouldn’t know
Not like this has every happened to me. I’d probably press them because I now there lying.
I now there lying too 😔
If I like them back then I say so but if I don't I say no and a reason or two why.
Idk
Depends who it is
'You have the worst taste on the planet! The worst!'
I look for people behind them to make sure that this aint a dare.
How😨
Ok but if it was my crush I would be happy beyond explaining
I’m sorry
Id probably turn red and just say "uhh" or "umm" a lot.
I am very shy when it comes to love
I know damn well this is some funny joke to them
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