Ruler of everything but someone in the crowd has a gun and shot at the roof (probably knocking down lights or something maybe stuck in a time loop you decide)
Bring Her Along but Joe actually kidnaps a random female audience member using a cartoonishly large sack and brings her onstage and forces her to sing at gunpoint and at the end of the song he drags her off stage and stuffs her in an unmarked white van before he drives off and doesn’t come back for like three more songs
Just a friend, but it’s just Rob talking about the numerous times he was cuckolded, meanwhile the rest of the band pantomimes the stories that’s Rob is telling
The Whole World And You but Andrew gets sniped