Went to a place the other day and every roll seemed to have “imitation crab” as an ingredient… so I ordered a “soft shell crab” roll so that I knew if I was going to get crab it would be real…

Well they definitely served real crab alright… and atop it? A giant pile of that fake crab krap.

I don’t remember seeing fake crab, imitation crab, “krab”, surimi, or any variation on ANY sushi in Japan, not once. Yet I look at the highest rated sushi places on yelp (southern CA) and fake crab is on everything… including glopped on top of REAL CRAB…

I honestly hope for nothing but bad things for whoever is responsible for this even existing, whether the first person to do it or just the strip-mall-sushi restaurant owners who see it and go “well that looks cheap, let’s add it to every single item we serve!”

I also don’t see the appeal. If I took someone’s favorite sushi roll, say a tuna roll, and “deconstructed it”, you would have a nori sheet, a good portion of rice, and sashimi grade tuna with some avocado and cucumber garnishing it… most people would love to have that! But if I deconstruct your “California roll” (the name says it all I suppose), then you’re left with a pile of rice and a ladle full of that goopy white and red slime called “krab”. Are you REALLY going to enjoy that? Okie dokie, bon appétit 👌