And tell people "Suck it".
A jabroni is a bad person
"My name is Zwe-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
Does who smell what The Rock is cooking? You have selected "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you."
If you can smelllelllelllow, you're a Jabroni and if it's tangy and brown, you're in smackdown town, and It Doesn't Matter What Color It Is!
The Hart Foundation paved the way for the Corporation, which cleared the way for the Ministry of Darkness. The stage was now set for the Corporate Ministry, which I believe was some sort of megachurch.
Go to your local library to learn more about the Montreal Screwjob!
What the HELL is going on in my ring?
We're putting Mankind over, you got a problem with that?
As a matter of fact I do...
hits The Rock with a chair
You missed a guy!
Aurora borealis.
I'm surprised there hasn't been a female wrestler with that name.
A female wrestler with the name "Aurora Borealis"?! At this time of year?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Wrestling exclusively in your kitchen?!
May I see her?
No.
Ahh! Seymour! People are chanting "this is awesome!"
No, Mother, that’s just the Attitude Era.
Honestly shocked that Vince didn’t shove this gimmick down our throats in the early ‘90s
I used to have "attitude". But then they changed what "attitude" was. Now drinking beer and flipping people off isn't in the WWE, and what IS in the WWE is strange and scary to me.
IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
No way man! I'll have Attitude forever!
The mask is off! Kane is turning into a fat, bald guy!
You know what we say when anything strange happens: Its gooood that McMahon did that!
You kids don’t know the attitude era? The wild, shirtless crotch-chopping of Shawn Michaels? The brain-rattling brawls of Mick Foley? The competent promos of Val Venis? Oh man!
“And why doesn’t anyone dance anymore? Remember Too Cool?” Starts doing the worm
Man - Val Venis is such a throwback. Bless him and his predictable, but enjoyable gimmick.
Gonna drink this beer. Gonna stun that guy. Gonna yell out what?! Less violent when I’m high!
Stone Cold = Steve Austin
Stunner = Stunner
and that concludes our intensive three-week course.
I don't like the idea of NWO being "2 sweeeet"
The color of the flame is telling me that this donut was "2 sweeet"!
Jay Lethal: Wooooo!
Hey! Don’t you start that with me
Jay Lethal: You wanna see something?! Here I'll show you something!
ELBOW DROPS HIS JACKET AND STANDS BACK UP WITH A PLUNGER ON HIS HEAD
Jay Lethal: Woooo
THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE GREATEST THING you have ever seen
That's MY LINE! BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY, ROLEX WEARING, WHEELING DEALING SON OF GUN, who can kiss any woman AND MAKE HER CRY, even that vicars wife right there!:
"Talk about yer Bibles, talk about yer John 3:16 - well, Austin 3:16 says:
"Gonna paint yer wagon
Gonna paint it fine
Gonna use oil-based paint
'Cause the wood is pine"
So I came aboard the ho train, which was the style at the time
Gimme a can of whoopass for a quarter, you'd say
I need the biggest Show you have. No, that's too big.
So that's how we got Khali
“And then Mae Young gave birth to a hand.”
“Mom! Make dad tell the story right!”
“That’s really what happened.”
There's a 3:16 in the morning now?
Angry. Angry young man.
ECW version = Sandman
To overcome McMahon’s curse, simple quote a bible verse.
Ahhhh…”Austin 3:16” (throws beer can at McMahon)
Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer's Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
Homer: My name is-
Mr. Burns: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
You see, actually, the WWE was still called the WWF at that time, and was largely driven by the drunken antics of Steve Austin, as well as the prolific microphone work of one Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
That being said, don't let this point distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table!!!
Hey, that’s not the wallet inspector Reddit user shittymorph
Big time gimmick infringement
“Moooom, make him tell it right!”
“That’s how it happened…”
The kids are gonna wanna see the original rocky maivai
The kids are gonna wanna see the original rocky maivai
The kids are gonna wanna see the original rocky maivai
Here's to Stone Cold, the cause of, and solution to, all of WWE's feuds
“HUNTER! Who is that man?”
“That’s…Steve Austin, Vince. All of the recent events of your life have revolved around him in some way.”
“Austin, eh?”
“Simpson you’ve got a 3:16”
(Checks watch)
“Oh! A 3 : SIXTEEN.”
Total rageaholic. He just can’t live without rageahol.
I'm a Jericoholic! I cant live without Jerichohol
"I no longer watch Mick Foley"
"What about Dude Love?"
"No"
"Cactus Jack?"
"No"
"Mankind?!"
"Dad, those are all the same Mick Foley!"
"Riiight, a wonderful, magical Mick Foley!"
You're about to learn the two most dangerous words in the English language are "Suck. It.”
We'll find that head case faster than Earthquake Splashes Hulk Hogan on the Brother Love show. Oh. I'm sorry. My-- My wife thought that was gangbusters.
Oh Vincent
You came and you parked your new Corvette
So i covered it up with cement
i'm seein' double… FOUR dudley boyz!
The Attitude Era wasn't about wrestling, /u/CoolsomeXD.
It was about rebellion, about political and social upheaval.