Now I feel like an even bigger loser because I’ve seen that movie like a thousand times and I can literally hear him saying it lol.
Random side note: the funniest scene to me is when Rico grabbed the steak off the plate and threw it a Napoleon on the bike 😆 idk why but that scene just kills me every time
I remember seeing that scene in the theater the first time and laughing so hard I thought I was going to stop breathing. I mean, if you don’t find some kid riding a bike getting thwacked in the face by a big floppy steak funny, I’d like to see what high brow nonsense you think is funny, then.
Haha true, but other than that the baby looks pretty good. However, the happy married couple look like nightmare characters from the hidden depths of imagination from which Stephen King would dare never write.
I don’t have any tattoos but do these people look at an artist’s previous work before getting work done? This looks like it was done by someone with zero experience.
Job security; his tattoos result in an acute need for therapy.
Is this the family of the living dead tattoo?
It looks like a mutilated baby, with some faceless parents, but Medusa has me questioning how intentionally ugly they are or aren't.
Sorry I immediately thought of baby Hitler as well. Just go all in, dress that baby up in an ss uniform and have him goose stepping on your chest! Pretty rad tattoo then!
“Ok so like I’m picturing two amoebas, in one my kid, and the other the day I got married, but, and this is important, make us all look like chimney sweep burn victims, got that?”
Fits the rest of the trailer park tattoos you got. Your baby is wearing a cape with a hitler stash and the groom looks like rocky dennis. You get what you pay for.
I hate hate hate the way it's placed and that weird squiggly line around the baby. Like why is that and what does it add except looking like you are doing a shoddy collage. Also the shading makes it look like baby Hitler.
I drew my first tattoo, the old biker took a look at it and said , "listen Kid skin is NOT paper" . Also portraiture is an art. You want an artist that tattoos not a guy that fills in the stencil .It ain't awesome I gotta say that. Fine line work looks awesome for a minute then fades bleeds blurs.
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