Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.

Happy Shitting!

<div class="md"><p>Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at <a href="/r/shittysuperpowers">r/shittysuperpowers</a>. Be creative and don&#39;t hold back. No superpower too awful.</p>

<p>Happy Shitting!</p>
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Post your favorite shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers are for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower, but not a detrimental power

Please read the rules before posting!

<div class="md"><p>Post your favorite shitty superpowers! <a href="/r/shittysuperpowers">r/shittysuperpowers</a> are for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower, but not a detrimental power</p>

<p>Please read the rules before posting!</p>
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It better really suck. Bad. Useless. Bad.
If the power uses the word "but", then it's a curse, not a power.

Happy Shitting!

<div class="md"><p>It better really suck. Bad. Useless. Bad.
If the power uses the word &quot;but&quot;, then it&#39;s a curse, not a power.</p>

<p>Happy Shitting!</p>
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Once per day, you can summon a steak salad