With that, you won't hurt the ones you love <3
Shitty Superpowers
r/shittysuperpowers•515.5K subscribers•38 activeYou have an infinite pinkygoofy asf
No matter how many times it falls off, it always regrows. Only for your pinky tho
You can clean any body party anytimehas potential
The effect of showering/bathing, but it's instant anytime you want. It can be your whole body or specific body parts
Every time you say the N-word, your skin switches color.goofy asf
If you're black, your skin turns white, and vice versa.
by Fartyghost
You can summon Thanos riding rainbow dash to take you anywhere in a five mile radius oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers)
You have to pay them five pennies split in half rainbow dash also sounds like woods from call of duty black ops
You can turn averagehas potential
When you use this power, you become perfectly average in all your attributes
You get 27¢ for every day you go without physical human contactoddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers)
You may talk online
You can make the floor actual magma.Good luck using this…
The power grants you the ability to make any surface considered “the floor” in a 5 meter sphere into lava.
It will have the actual temperature, and will likely melt anything in/on it.
You can obviously undo this as per rule 9 and the destructive nature of this power.
PS: It does not grant immunity to any of its effects.
[Title is wrong, I screwed up which way was lava and magma]
by Ralexcraft
You have a TV remotehas potential
Pause: pause time entirely.
Fast forward: speed it up.
Rewind: go back.
Only those.
Each pause will summon an invincible snail to touch you and kill you (you can't tell the difference). Every hour of forward or rewind will also summon one.
You can shapeshift into any animal, including mythical or fictional. You have to wait 6 months before turning backhas potential
You are able to shapeshift into any animal you want, however you are stuck as that animal for 6 months until you can come back .
You can summon pocket change from thin airoddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers)
But it has to be a quarter, dime, or nickel in quantities divisible by 3.5 and only during a weekday.
You can make anyone in your line of sight have explosive diarrhea for an controllable amount of timeActually Shitty
This includes people you’re watching in videos (live and prerecorded) and they will crap even if they ate nothing in the time you make them shit
You can instantly create and publish a great song containing all of your personal informationtoo lazy to think of flair
The lyrics will be your home address, credit card info, social security number, everything.
it will still rhyme though
You can summon a grenadeGood luck using this…
If you summon again after blowing it up, you'll get what remains of the grenade.
Everyone in an 100 meter radius around you has their nose hair grow 10 times faster goofy asf
Includes yourself and is not toggleable
You can shrink 1%...Good luck using this…
Permanent, but you also grow 1% each year. Cooldown 1 second.