If you eat one carrot, you cum 5 ounces of carrot juice. The more carrots you eat, the more you can cum carrot juice
You will be the most requested actor for the BJ scenes.
imagine you're having sex for the first time, you are completely unaware you have this, and you accidentally activate it
This is why condoms are so important
Now you wouldn't even need condoms!
Great, now she's expecting carrots.
Nah but eat a carrot and you don’t need a condom🤷
I dont think someone wants a bunch of carrot juice inside them.
Better than a baby
God that yeast infection would be foul
5 (fluid) oz of juice is a quite copious ejaculatory volume. That's about 150 ml. A normal volume of the usual stuff is 2-5 ml.
That would be remarkably painful, enjoyable, or both.
The pH of carrot juice is 5.90. Can’t imagine that would be a fun experience.
Urine is a low 6, it can’t possibly be that bad.
The shittiest part about this is the requirement to eat carrots to use it. Carrots, gross. Good job OP
Carrots taste good tho
holds up cross be gone foul demon!
very loud incorrect buzzer
Baby carrots are good though
Those are literally just regular carrots cut down into smaller sizes
Yeah but then you have baby jizz wtf
I think thats just regular jizz
Pressure cook a carrot and it gets very sweet
Eh, my wife won't complain.
You guys can't already do this?
Well I believe this one's right up my alley....
Free birth control, with the most confusing aftermath.
Does OP understand how much a single ejaculation is?
I converted the ounces into millilitres and that’s almost 150 ml. That’s something like 30 times the normal amount. That would likely be incredibly painful.
Yes, I tried to match at least 3 carrots for 15 ounces of carrot juice. But I overlooked that
time to market myself as the most inefficient carrot juicer
hmm does it has sperm still?
No
Free birth control if you eat enough carrots
Gtk
Does the carrot juice match the color of the carrot eaten?
Yes
😏🍆💦🌈
Gonna open a health shake shop
My cruelty free ethically sourced carrot juice stand will make me oodles of money
Give this power to bugs bunny
Well, I'm just gonna eat a lot of semen, then... wait.
This could solve word hunger and probably spawn a niche fetish!
Unethical business idea
Carrots and peanut butter yum! 🐔
You will be the most requested actor for the BJ scenes.