Industrial waste never tasted so good š¤¤
I literally have seen hazardous waste sludge that looks more appetizing than this.
Ninja turtles: the secret of the ooze
Looks like the toxic sludge from the canals in Half-Life 2
Thatās the digestive enzymes doing their job!
Looks like some sort of liquid drug tbh
and a few eyeballs mixed in
Looks like scarlet rot
And... Am I the only one that thinks the glass straw looks like a crack pipe? Lol
$20 says it's an MLM.
It is. Saw this on r/antimlm earlier today.
Really? I thought it was a shitpost. Are they really claiming 36 servings of fruits and veggies in that mud jar?
I think theyāre claiming whatever brand of powder theyāre shilling is made from 36 different fruits and veggies, likely tiny amounts of dehydrated powdered fruits and veggies. Look at the wording, it doesnāt say 36 servings, justā¦36. So there might be 36 per serving, but in such small amounts itās the rough equivalent of one spinach leaf, a blueberry, 1/32 of an apple, etc etc etc.
Ohhhh that makes sense I have no reading comprehension tonight
Looks more like they washed 36 fruits and veggies and are trying to sell you that wash water.
Definitely an MLM, the Huns are delusional. This looks like that mud bath from the beginning of Shrek.
The one that Shrek farted in and killed the fish?
How appetizing.
Fuck trying so hard not to wake my husband up laughing.
better than waking him up farting, i suppose š
Careful with that language or Attila is gonna come after you.
Hyaluronic acid is a topical skin treatment. It's not going to do a thing when eaten.
Herbalife?
When people say things like āgreen tea and ginseng for energy supportā you know that shit was written by a marketing committee.
It sounds a lot better than āI need a central nervous system stimulant, and caffeine is the easiest one to getā.
Oh lord. I remember back about a decade ago, I knew a woman who got big into selling some weight loss wrap MLM scam. "IT WORKS". Big into it. Facebook, carrying around literature, vinyl wrapping her vehicle. "Did you hear about that crazy wrap thing?"
One problem: She was incredibly obese. Never lost any weight.
At one point I sat her down and said, "So this is all just a scam, right? Like, you know that it doesn't really work, right? This is about about making money, right? Just so we're on the same page here."
She looked at me like I had five heads and continued to insist that no, it really does work because the IT WORKS website said this, and the IT WORKS website said that.
No matter how much I tried to convince her that it's a pyramid scheme, she wouldn't hear it.
Imagine my surprise about a year later when IT didn't WORK and she bailed on the whole thing.
I remember nutri-system something from the 90's..... they're still doing that??
Thatās what I came here to say
36 fruit and veggies per serving
What does that even mean?
It means their understanding of math or what constitutes a single "fruit and veggie" is deeply flawed.
Probably a straight up lie from whatever scam is selling these, but at most means they ground up a few multivitamins and put it in there so it has "36 fruit and veggies (worth of nutrients)"
Disclaimer: your body may or may not even be able to process that much in the few hours before blasting it out looking the same as it went in.
Hopefully none of those are fat-soluble vitamins or you gon die
It means that the "xyz per serving" phrase is not protected, so they used it to convey that there is 36 different fruits and veg in the huge factory mixing bowl, but to people it sounds like there is actually a lot.
A blend of 36 different fruits and veg in each serving. Think like fruit punch.
Not 36 servings crammed into one drink as others have misread.
But what does "per serving" mean in this context? It's made from whatever ingredients it's made from. If it contains water, would you also say that it contains water per serving?!
It means nothing, but it also misleads people into thinking it has 36 servings of fruit/veggies per cup.
my guess anyway
I mean, let's start by saying this is a lie. I doubt this has 36 unique fruits and vegetables.
Even if it does, it's probably a negligible amount because it's all been dried, powdered, preserved, processed, and packaged, which takes pretty much any nutritional value you might have gotten. You're better off pouring ranch or cheese on your veggies and eating them whole, in my opinion.
Per serving means that when you look at the package it will tell either the amount of liquid in the container or the amount of mix that you add to a liquid?
If I add 8ox of water to it, then yeah it would be contains 8 oz of water Per serving. We don't usually need to say it that way for obvious reasons.
It's pretty typical packaging labeling for food to notate highlights of the product you are selling.
If you bought some potato salad from the deli, you would not say that it has potatoes, pickles, onions, mayonnaise and mustard per serving.
The words "per serving" don't need to be there.
I'm guessing what they are trying to do is play with people's ideas of what healthy food is. A lot of products, mostly kids products, say "# of servings of fruit per pouch" or whatever which is based on a doctor's recommended number of fruit and veggie servings per day. Like my kid's pediatrician says they need 8 servings per day.
So someone reading this label sees the words fruit/veggies, servings, and the number 36 and it sounds super impressive. And because it's meaningless, it doesn't have to be true.
Well, per your example with water, it would have to say "1 water per serving". The image above makes no statement as to the actual measurement, just the supposed amount of variety included in a serving. The way you actually said it (8 oz of water....) actually makes sense. The way the image simply says "36 fruit and veg per serving" is extremely vague and misleading, probably intentionally so.
I'm entertained that someone downvoted you for stating a fact.
Because they did so while completely ignoring the surrounding context? Meaning it didn't really add to the discussion?
Wow, shocking downvotes. It must be because the rest of the world is dumb.
Hmmmā¦
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Technically it'd be 1/36th of a serving size of each of 36 different fruits and vegetables
It doesn't say 36 WHOLE fruits and vegetables. Honestly, the reading comprehension on this website is abysmal.
Ah. They're homeopathic fruits and vegetables. Lol.
36 servings of vegetables would have me building a house from all the solid bricks of shit I would make
They blended in exactly 36 blueberries?
Why are they drinking hyaluronic acid? Thatās a topical preparation
Yep all these claims are bull, but that was the most egregious bull I saw. Hyaluronic acid absorbs into tissue and pulls extra water in with it from everything I've understood in skin care. That's all it's really used for. Literally the only thing it would do consumed is bloat your upper GI lining.
I need to moisturize the skin inside my stomach, duh. /s
The claim that something builds up collagen in your body is so fucking bullshit and it enrages me. You cannot replace your collagen with some disgusting food.
When I explain that Ehlers Danlos is the degenerative tissue like collagen people tell me I should have shit like bone broth to fix it. No bone broth isn't going to cure this shit. Shut the fuck up.
"Well have you tried chondroitin & glucosamine? maybe you should try that first before anything else. Surely these supplements will fix your complex genetic disease. It worked for my Aunt Betty. Her broken hip felt mildly better after 3 months of healing and taking supplements. This happened to someone I know, so now I am insisting that if you just try it you'll feel better, despite the fact that I have barely even heard of your disorder, let alone read anything about the molecular mechanisms behind it. Really, I'm sure you're just playing up your symptoms. Take the glucosamine."
It's amazing she discovered a cure for this debilitating condition that doctors couldn't with years of education and research! I can go throw out all my braces now! ļæ¼
Rejoice, for no joint shall ever dislocate again!
Hyaluronic acid and menthol cream, mmm tasty
And should you really be drinking "collagen builder"?
Assuming itās a good collagen supplement, absolutely, and exclusively. Collagen goes on the inside. On the outside it literally does nothing, collagen shampoos are a scam, itās a protein that your body repurposes, then uses as a building block for everything from hair to cartilage, but your bloody does that from the inside out, your hair does absolutely nothing when it comes in contact with collagen.
Because this has to be a meme making fun of nutritional mlms.
Literally looks like someone half blended lox with algae.
Isn't that a selection at the Ikea buffet now?
PFISHGRĆNSUPPE 4.99
FISKGRĆNSUPPE, ftfy
Til Swedish is not too far off from german!
Two nutritional gaps I'm ok with not filling
I like when my green drink bubbles and turns into an orange drink.
You're a fan of the Bog Monster Smoothie as well?
Honestly looking like a bacterial infection š¤¢
36 fruits and vegetables, 3600 species of microorganism
Most definitely š
I grew up near a wetland, this looks like the water from there.
Good grief lol, that's a bit grim ngl
I see a lot of excess nutrients that will be peed out
The name of the drink is āGuinness and hot wing consequencesā.
Someone scooped that out of shrek's swamp.
An eyeball on a toothpick would really pull this together very nicely.
Just because you could fill nutritional gaps in one meal, doesn't mean you should fill nutritional gaps in one meal.
Just in case you're only getting 35 fruits and vegetables at a time.
Why?? How on earth is this better than eating some spinache and some salmon??? This is beyond disgusting. I will never be able to understand these fads of drinking barf.
Because then you have to cook and eat yucky veggies š¤¢ and fish š¤®. Thatās way worse than a drink! /s
So, THIS isnāt. Itās powderdd Ed garbage with a multivitamin peddled to women who donāt have the intellect to run a juicer for 20 minutes.
That said. Juicing and smoothies are actually a phenomenal way to get tons of vegetables. if this were actually made with a juicer, it could contain in one glass, 4 servings of spinach, a whole bushel of wheatgrass and some lemon and apple juice to make it not taste like a swamp. Juicing is a great way to get nutrients, without the insoluble fiber and air that come in most veggies. If you DO want those in, smoothies still halve the volume of vegetables while allowing the insoluble fiber and proteins in them through.
So donāt write juices off entirely, just buy a juicer and do it yourself if youāre going to try them
It looks like a Sci fi planet
Beam me up Scotty
I love to start my day with a cup of the contaminated water from Portal 1.
Bro why the fuck is it bubbling like a fart in a bathtub
Thereās no way there are 36 servings of fruit/vegetables in there. Maybe 36 kinds.
Its a meme.
Scooped fresh out of East Palestine, Ohio
Would you like some frog eyes with that sir???
This is some shit I'd make from the chemicals under the sink and shampoo when I was a kid
thats "the dip", they use that stuff to eliminate cartoons and toontown.
Mf summoned Hermaeus Mora in their drink.
This looks like stereotypical hazardous terrain in a video game half the textures look like they haven't even loaded in what the hell
Edit: a word
That looks like some cartoon poison.
It's green but also like 30 other colors
Ask your local mantis shrimp for more information on this drink
It looks like heavily used rust remover
ngl, I thought that said "Hydrochloric acid" at first glance and I would not have been surprised in the least if it was
Please just eat balanced diets my Americans
36 fruit and veggies per serving to fill nutritional gaps
The only gap this is going to fill is the time in between ingestion and when your colon decides to jettison whatever the hell this is.
Yeah. Go head. Drink that.
The exact same consistency and color as the toxic waste that turned a young mop-boy named Melvin into a superhero in 1984.
Drinking hyaluronic acid is the most stupid thing Iāve seen in a while. That only helps you with topical application, not ingesting it.
Truly. Itās like the inverse of those collagen shampoos. Your hair isnāt going to be able to take building blocks and make them into more hair. Thatās tummyās job.
i think i threw up bile that looked like that
Looks like the radioactive sludge from Half-Life 2.
I donāt think I could ever do a green smoothie
The Bog of Eternal Stench
Don't forget the mutant eye balls from spiders in there!
I know exactly what this tastes like
it's literally boiling like some witch's brew in a cauldron
36?? Get ready to be on the toilet all day.
Just add a bit of frog's breath and you're good to go
Christ what kind of flatulents would that produce
That stuff looks like it'll turn you into the toxic avenger
I looked at it and immediately heard the theme song to Class of Nuke 'em High.
āIt tastes like there is a party in my mouth and everybody needs Narcan.ā
Is that original? If so you should call SNL that was a great line. If not I need to know where you got it from
This is what they tell you not to drink in primary school šÆ
I don't think having 36 fruit and vegetables a day is that great for you, no?
What if it's 36 as in units
Bonne CarrƩ Spillway
That's the drink Miku makes for Tatsu when he's sick in The Way of the Househusband lol
Swamp water
why is it bubbling?
Dubious liquid
Thought this was hermaeus mora at first till I read the title
All that shit is missing is eye of newt bruh
Bog of Eternal Stench for sure
Thereās only two green juice I ever touch, one of them is a Bolthouse Farms drink, and the the other is from NakĆ©d
I bet it's still full of sugar
Bruh, if that aināt from the Riverwalk in San Antonio, i donāt know what is.
Folks in Flint going, "nah, I'll stick with water."
Looks like a post from r/fermentation where someone asks whatās wrong with their pickles
One case of dysentery for all your colonic needs.
This that stuff from the half life 2 airboat section
I think itās breathingš¤¢
Satan's swamp ass
Why the fuck would it work to DRINK hyaluronic acid????
36 fruit and veg? Lordt the sugar
I feel like this is what THE DIP from āWho Framed Roger Rabbitā looks like after a few poor toons go in.
Ahhh people who believe in magical potions like this crack me the hell up.
This makes me a sexist but I'm going to live with it; I am not at all surprised that hand likely belongs to a woman.
Gymbos do some dumb shit for "health" or whatever, but it doesn't look like toxic waste.
Smoothies are incredibly unhealthy but just have great marketing. Enjoy that accelerated sugar intake
Lol "energy support"
My doctor told me juice isn't actually good for you. Better off just eating the fruit or vegetables.
Maybe because juice has a ludicrous amount of added sugar in most cases
I'm referring to juicing at home.
Looks gross but tastes awesome! Try banana blueberry apple smoothie some time
Nobody should ever drink anything that looks like the primordial soup.
Nurgle's cauldron
LAKE MISSISSIPPI RIGHT THERE!!!!
is this from thrive? i swear this mlm is everywhere and its always the most delusional people
Mmmm sludge mixed with scarlet rot
It looks like swamp, and probably taste like one to. Shame I can't see any fish
Darth Maul semen
What witchās cauldron was this scooped out of?
Reminds me of that Spongebobās nasty patty, lmao
It looks bad but ngl sometimes I wish I could just drink a big cup of mixed stuff and have an entire meal done in 2 min just like that.
Nice, I've always wanted to drink half-digested 36 fruits and vegetables soup.
Looks like a refreshing drink of strawberries with used motor oil
Slap a Labyrinth sticker on it. Market it as a Bog Of Eternal Stench smoothie.
Looks like the sludge in Portal.
Itās looking at me.
the primordial scoop
The witch's brew
Damn. Looks like where my towns water supply comes from.
And donāt forget the chemical based gel polish over germ infested acrylic nails š š¼
Stg girls will drink mercury if you market it as a cute little healthkick drink
They bought the fucking jade egg, of course they wil
This looks like what would be inside a Witcheās Cauldron giving off sparks and puke green skull and crossbones smoke puffs.
Toe
Toxic AvengerĀ“s favourite breakfast.
36 fruits and veggies + active bacteria cultures itās just the juice from the bottom of a compost pile lol
owo? choco?
Shreck swamp .
This literally looks like the green water we feed to fish fry in aquarium trade mixed with some kind of orange supplement... I'd give my shrimps a pinch before I'd drink it myself, but I'm betting it's way more expensive than the already overpriced aquarium hobby mixes.
Gamer Shrek bath water
Fresh from Blighttown
Shrek wants his lunch back.
Mmmmmm soylent green
Feel liked I'd be Jilly juice 'waterfalling' shortly after consuming this
Looks like the hot tub episode of Malcolm in the middle
I love fresh juice and often juice in some spinach and carrots, which will make it pretty dark green/brownish. But it's a smooth color/texture and tastes great with a few apples and some lemons thrown in. This mess looks toxic and is bubbling in an odd manner.
Soylent Green.
This looks like a chemical spill from the 70s
Itās the bubbles that do it for me
Im guessing they just dumped it all into a cup instead of properly mixing it
On Cinema
looks like its already been digested once