"Hawk Tuah" is the worst most forced psyop meme in recent memeory
Big sloppy blowjobs, at it again.
We’re giving beautiful blowjobs, folks- big, sloppy blowjobs
Roommate and I always keep riffing this.
"that's why they call him sleepy joe, I PERSONALLY never saw it - but some of my people got sucked off by Joe Biden and he fell asleep mid blowjob. One of my advisors sat there getting flaccid while President Biden, begins to nod off. Is that the sign of a good leader folks?"
"They tell me Donald, you give the best blowjobs. No gag reflex, good tongue movements - the best. Every American needs to know what a good blowjob feels like"
"Sleepy Joe on the other hand, you know, I had some of my people come to me and go Donald, I just got sucked off by Joe Biden and you know what? Toothy Blowjobs. I couldn't believe it myself, but that's what my people kept telling me. Toothy blowjobs. Imagine a man like that running the country."
just like the showers at penn state
I miss cumtown too
B*rstool sports
cui bono ??
I’ll just say this: I think three letter agencies run “broadcast tests”ahead of elections to see what the state of things are and what they can achieve.
I remember last election year a few strange stories were circulating on social media that were factually hard to pin down and yet took off. There was the wild fire stories in the Amazon that took off, and yet nary a source could be cited for it but people just started sharing.
I think there are groups that want to see if front to back they can manufacture wholesale an event and just create something: I.e take an online moment that isn’t that special or funny, start pumping it out through social media so hard people aren’t allowed to ignore it, astroturf it through every channel they can, make merch, essentially just make a false moment until people accept and embrace it as normal part of reality.
Seeing that that can happen signals that other narratives can be controlled, say , for political sway and so on.
Remember the clowns in 2016?
reading about this now is pretty interesting i wasn't even that aware of it at the time but 2016 seems like a different world to me
Omg you guys cannot be blaming killer clown hysteria on the CIA now
that was literally marketing for a fucking movie
that was one of those events that I like to think of as a population wide IQ test. If you shared or commented on it on social media, you failed.
I think it is fair to say that basically all memes that proliferate on platforms like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok, etc are "inauthentic" or manufactured in the sense that they come through these preordained channels and are served up based on whatever demographic these companies have slotted you into. If you get the hawk tuah video early on, it's because IG sees you as a vulgar coomer who would like it. And lots of vulgar coomers did like it. And then it spreads and is reinterpreted and repurposed and gains ground quickly.
I don't know if there's any reason to treat these as a three letter agency thing beyond the background fact that the internet as it exists is a military industrial project and that these social media companies usually operate in accordance with their national government. I get a Crying of Lot 49 vibe from very specific interpretations of individual phenomena vs the bigger picture they reside within. It just gets a bit tinfoil hat for my taste. But this is probably just a question of taste.
what platform got authentic memes?
Probably 4chan if any do.. at least it is mostly text..
what even is the psyop tho
And OP is fucking 🚬got who fell for it. Making a post on something being a psyop is spreading it further. I think you should all fuck off as a matter of fact.
People who can’t get laid oversharing memes about it because the thought of them having such an encounter excites them.
It’s literally Gen X’ers and older millennials who can’t get over the shitty memes they grew up with in the 2000s. No one under 30 thinks this phrase is funny
Just be happy you don’t have a blue collar job right now
I’m always thankful I don’t have a blue collar job, actually.
noooo le based blue collar jobs
its not a psyop everyone is really that dumb
No it is a psyop. A psyop is anything I don't like.
This is actually true for me
I agree. But there is a weird coincidence. She has a Twitter account. It predates her viral comment but the handle is a reference to it. I guess she was able to port her account over to a new handle...? So ok whatever, I guess that must be a thing. But the weird coincidence is there are only a little pre-viral activity on there, and some of it is her being like legit pals with an account named TaraBull. TaraBull has had a few notable interactions with Elon Musk and if I remember right after he bought Twitter her and some other people held like a Twitter Spaces (?) thing about human trafficking or something, which he himself spoke in. TaraBull now promotes meme girl but for some reason doesn't mention that they were some kind of pals pre-meme.
So yeah I guess is it's just a weird coincidence but I wanted a chance to go full schizo about it, so thanks RS for giving me a chance.
Edit: Based and nobody will touch my comment with a 10 foot pole pilled.
Can’t you just change your handle? Pretty sure I did that when I sought gainful employment
The amount of porn brained regards is staggering.
This can be said about most of the “psyops” in recent memory.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity...
Hawk Tuah is actually a cree word for last days
I legit don’t get the viral explosion. Like I guess it was sort of a funny moment, but damn it didn’t seem especially notable. Idk maybe we’re just jaded Boomlennials
I thought the exact same thing. I don’t have any problem with her or whatever I just don’t understand what makes that memorable vs the surely thousands of hours of similar people asking other people similar questions when they’re a little drunk outside of a bar or whatever they were doing. Just seems like it would be par for the course but I’m 35 and have no idea who or what propelled this into meme territory. I doubt it was the CIA though lol
It's edgy, raunchy comedy for corporate people.
This is definitely not corporate people adjacent, it's guys in hi-vis clothes on tiktok live in the middle day adjacent. The weird, white trash portal of the "too online" sphere. Facebook adjacent comedy.
Guys in hi-vis are sharing videos of dudes on motorcycles crashing into dump trucks not this.
If you don't think some guy who's breakfast today was a monster and a newport hasn't commented Hawk Tuah 100 different times on different platforms across the internet or shared the video on facebook with the cry laughing emoji since this meme dropped you don't know shit
I think 35 might actually be too young to get it, it seems like this is largely a middle aged people in middle America meme
It’s the girl’s southern accent along with the obvious porn brained appeal, really appeals to the large demographic of socially conservative and sexual frustrated young men because she doesn’t seem woke or like she has high standards, as the women in these street videos usually do. Makes the guys watching feel like it’s all gonna be alright. It’s confirmation that what they want exists
Since I can't understand conservatives at all, I hope there is a 4 hour breadtuber video essay on the intersectionality and possible praxis of hawk tuah
Personally I'm looking forward to Jordan Peterson's eventual commentary in which he'll presumably think that the 'hawk' is an actual bird.
Oh there will be, rest assured, and it will be filled with unfunny asides referencing how actually the creator is incredible at giving blowjobs, just to be bait for their sexless audience to insult normies caught up in the algorithm for commenting on those asides suggestively
Better get with the program because Hawk Tuah is replacing Biden on the Democratic ticket.
Girl nextdoor maxxxxing
I think you might be onto something.
Nah that was on point
lol shit, that makes total sense
This, and possibly if modernity has “made male sexuality presumptively illegal”, being able to share something to your friends/etc that isn’t exactly porn but still sort of signals “hey, I’m a dude and I enjoy sloppy blowjobs, don’t we all?” could also be comforting
See a decade ago we had STOP girl and that was mild female inebriation the whole family could enjoy.
she had her own subreddit at one point.
No one under 30 finds this meme funny your demographic is the one making this girl a thing
You’d be surprised
Thats because you arent an npc
it reminds me of ten years ago when that guy randomly yelled “fuck her right in the pussy” and went viral
That wasn't even organic either. It was just some contrived bullshit made to go viral.
Yeah I think there's like that 'daytime TV viral' where a number of local newstations and talkback shows run a story on 'the viral trend SWEEPING tiktok' to generate clicks principally from older folks who want to know what 'memes' are trendy. but then it also gets clicks from everyone else who wants to know what the older folks are being presented with as the 'trendy memes'. Then it has countless views and it's actually a meme
Coworker meme
legitimately was brought up by my coworkers
You people use psyop for everything
The CIA is trying to trick these bitches into being sluts. Hell yeah dude.
Apparently the deep state and I agree on the importance of sloppy toppy.
I’m just happy my tax dollars are finally going to something I support. 🫡
they truly have the most noble goals
The word psyop is a psyop
I think it’s a bit of an overstatement for sure but it does feel like over the past several months we’ve seen the emergence of a kind of zombie monoculture. The ascendence of Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney, normies making a point of saying regard and 🚬, even, arguably, Travis and Taylor as an item. I does feel like there’s some attempt going on to re-galvanize the whites, to go back to 2008, before woke, before trump etc. White normies are just being pandered to, that’s all, and that hasn’t happened in how long? It’s just fucking weird.
Yes, it’s the Deep State that wants us to think that spitting on a cock is hilarious. It’s absolutely not the advertising and engagement driven content machine we’re all forced to live in.
I hate it, I also hate that audio that's played over way too many videos lately "is somebody gonna match my freak" it's so irritating.
It’s just hypersexuality being edited for the algorithm. We all know what attractive young women get up to. We don’t need it engineered for an algorithm
I like the mashup version with Beach House
I sad jerk whenever I hear that song
Tinashe deserves the world
I like Tinashe tho that song is a little annoying
Nah can’t co-sign this. the white boy dancing one is good
I liked the one where they play that over clips of Donald Trump dancing
Every comment on the rest of reddit is a tired gif these days. How the fuck did people not get tired of this shit like 10 years ago
I really hate gif comments for some reason, can't even really articulate why
It's up there with people sending reactions to my texts. Let's all hop on the bandwagon of how we think we're supposed to communicate now. Better off saying nothing if you're that fucking lazy and stupid
It’s the same thing as using movie/TV show quotes instead of your own jokes.
Nah it just really is that easy for mildly attractive women to get attention and clout.
Especially when it appeals to the porn riddled brain of straight 18-30 year old men
Its so funny that you think it stops at 30
The thing that struck me most about that video is how ugly everyone was
Edit: except the meme girl and her friend
except the meme girl and her friend
huh?? You just mentioned 2 out of the 3 total people in the video… is this just a roundabout way of saying you think the interviewer is really ugly? lmao
I watched the original full length YouTube video
Had to scrub through a bunch of uggos to find the meme
lol c'mon, she's cute
They were the only attractive girls in the video
Her friend was really hot
Her shocked reaction is so damn cute
Thinking women are attractive is porn-brained behavior. 🚬gottry
This meme is crushing amongst all the rednecks from my hometown
I genuinely have never heard of this meme aside from people on here saying how dumb it is.
I think more of you are spending your time on tik Tok than you would care to admit
Regrettably one of my biggest flexes in life right now is that I don’t use tiktok
That’s not really a flex. Not using tik tok is a foundational axiom for being a poster on this sub imo.
I did say regrettably! The bar is in hell right now 🤝
Me neither
Obviously if OP engages with whatever content they are talking about they will receive more of the same stuff, I use tiktok embarrassingly much when I'm bored at work and the only time I've seen anything about it was that said girl was one about how she apparently got fired from it.
it's on every other instagram reel and youtube short
So tik tok
It's not on any of the cute dog and baby vids on my algorithm
If you work in any kind of lower level job, your coworkers have definitely showed you that video. I have three jobs right now, so no time for TikTok, and someone has brought it up at every one. And one job is only women
My great uncle has posted like 3 things about how hawk Tuah has “beaten pride month” like what the fuck are you talking about
First Sydney Sweeney, now this. It seems NeoConservatives are ditching piety to combat gay sexuality and feminism with vulgar displays of straight sexuality. Hawk tuah and hot women are anti-woke now.
“Psyop” is basically just a redscare redditism at this point. As embarrassing to use as “fuck around and find out”.
Giving top goyslop psyop won’t stop
Pysopmaxxing to fend off the goyslopcels
tbh I like goyslop, half the time when I get a craving for fast food that word pops into my head and instantly kills the craving. it's making me eat healthier
i think we're kind of just lumping a few separate terms together into one. basically just means "advertising" on here.
that being said, it's fun to call things psyops, so i kind of get it
Which is funny because the “psyops” really do happen. The CIA is fantastic and spinning left extremist protests to seem bad. The problem is they are so good people here are never gonna point at it correctly and call it out. Instead we get Hawk Tua Psyop
On the other hand, there really are psyops (like a LOT it kinda seems), so we gonna stop talking about it altogether for prissy aesthetic reasons? That's pretty redscare I guess. 🙄
That being said, I have no idea what "hawk tuah" even is, so can't really speak to its psyop status
I don't think you need a psyop to spread the meme of a conventionally attractive woman enthusiastically talking about giving blowjobs
Straight dudes are what they are
Woman talks in vulgar terminology about a sex act. And women will go on to blame “straight men” for it.
Talk about projection.
one woman made the video, legions of straight dudes memified it
A woman didn’t make the video. It was one of those lame man on the street videos.
Men didn’t force her to say the dumb shit she said.
Psh, Women…amirite???
I think the original comment is from a gay man. As if they don’t meet on apps and buttfuck in bathroom stalls without exchanging a single word.
Hilarious to think that a meme about a hot girl talking about sucking cock would be a psyop lmao
I just feel so bad for the girl. She said one dumb thing drunk and now she’s the pride of coomers worldwide. She probably gets recognized daily in real life as the “hawk tuah girl”
People really need to stop getting drunk and talking to those idiotic Tiktok street interviewers, nothing good ever comes from it.
people need to stop talking to these idiotic street interviewers period
Last I heard she was making money off merch related to the meme
I think thats fake, account that is allegedly hers has posts that are max old 2 weeks
it just depresses me how someone can be in the right place at the right time and say like, one stupid sound byte and then make hundreds of thousands of dollars in merch off of it. who the fuck demands "hawk tuah" merch. who and how
There is no way she’s making hundreds of thousands of dollars off this lmao be real. I doubt she’s making any money off most of the merch, it’s not like she has a copyright.
Copyright has nothing to do with collecting profit
ok i misspoke it's apparently more like 65k which is a year's salary to some people
The “funny guy” at the office came in with a hawk tuah hat on the other day. He’s the kind of guy that still quotes Step Brothers as his personality.
I swear my tolerance for this sort of thing is pretty good, but there’s something about it that just really grosses me out. Surprised there hasn’t been a daily beast article calling it a powerful statement for sex positivity or feminism or something.
That poor woman
Yeah I'm really confused as to how it's gained so much traction, it's not really as funny or interesting as people pretend it is
I don't know what that is so you're wrong
I swear memes were way more cerebral in the early to late 2010s (or I was younger and easily entertained)
Although now that I think about it this is like the "hide yo kids hide yo wife" meme
"Hide yo kids" was funny because it was totally organic. That was just that guy's personality caught for a local news segment that ended up going viral.
This is some incredibly forced shit by a content creator doing street interviews. These idiots trawl the streets desperately hoping to find something that gets clicks and aggressively push their shitty content on everyone.
Yeah exactly, memes used to be organically, made-in-good-faith weird goofy shit like AVGN, Rick rolls, that German music video with the singing trees (Die Woodys) or Gangnam Style, then at some point it became corporate shit like Wendy's Twitter beef/Tide pods, now it's absolute garbage created by pure narcissism like the Tiger King guy, Hawk tuah and that Chik Fil A girl from months ago or the memes that are straight up just porn...
My theory is that this hyper filthy, cynical personality based shit really started with Filthy Frank (who was still semi in the "good faith" category but got co-opted by idiots). Maybe James Rolfe too.
it's really lame
I finally reached Unc status cos that shit is ass
I saw references to it before I knew where it was from. I thought the original video would at least be funny but it was just a drunk woman making a mildly funny joke to a sex pest (street interviewer.) The whole context ruins it though because street interviewers are all basically rapists and they goad drunk women into saying something sexual. At least she’s making money from it. It’s just a meme for the most horrible, boring people in our society, like frat boys and their sympathizers.
Was feeling the exact same thing when I bothered to look it up x(
Am I going crazy or is spitting on someone’s johnson not the same thing as a blowjob? I would assume spitting is more about getting it ready to have normal PIV sex…
its just porn brained
I had that thought too, because a girls mouth is already wet so you dont need to spit on it but its the kind of thing you would see in porn so I guess she thought it was something you needed to do.
if some girl spit on my dick I would be thinking to myself 'wtf was that' but really you cant be upset because at least she was being enthusiastic you know?
This sub went from "we hate the recent puritanical views of sex in the recent years" to anything remotely sexual is "porn brained"
I don't think any of you have any original thoughts. Just repeating takes you read on social media/reddi.t
Dude no it’s not from porn. It’s normal and you’re being weird.
Maybe. No one has ever felt the need to spit on my dick though.
Granted maybe you all are fucking a lot more.
its the barstool zynternet
It’s literally just a symptom of porn brain rot in the male population
I haven't seen that many references to it, mercifully.
Rich Men North of Richmond or whatever the fuck is far worse though. I mean that's a full fuckin song, and a very boring one. Hawk Tuah is two words.
I support it only because the average woman is not nearly as good at handjobs/blowjobs as they should be given how ran-through they all are these days
Hobbymaxxed Hinge bitches with a 15+ body count still gripping your shit like a tennis racket
I swear women meme about guys having "death grip" but whenever I get a handjob in the past they were yanking on it like they are trying to start a lawnmower
Nothing but extremes in the modern age.
Real. My ex would give the slowest most unenthused bj’s I’ve ever had and once when I started giving direction, she asked if I thought she wasn’t good at it. Like Jesus bitch you are KILLING the mood
I was 30 when I finally met a woman who did a great blowjob. She was a recovering cocaine addict, who from what I could tell, had actually done a really impressive job of piecing her life back together after it went off the rails real hard in her early 20s. Professional job, savings, passions and interests, etc.
The thing she said that stuck with me, "I like being in control. I like making you feel good in a way you couldn't do yourself."
I'll remember her mouth on my deathbed.
And she was sweet besides the sex stuff. A beautiful soul
Why didn't you wife her up
Don't wanna move to Europe
I was 30 when I finally met a woman who did a great blowjob. She was a recovering cocaine addict,
lmao same for me as well.
I mean... No one can give a guy a better handjob than himself... which kind of makes sense due to feeling the sensation response and the gargantuan level of practice most guys have...
Is 15 high? What age are we talking here?
It's too high to not know how to get a proper squeeze
Average lifetime is like 8. So twice the average lifetime partners, at any age, is high
Yes. If you're over 15 at any age you're in slut territory. That means you definitely have sex outside of serious relationships. Everyone before 1990 or so would have recognized this.
This lame meme is for horny straight guys who want to see a girl-next-door talk dirty, but also for used up slutty girls who want to see a non-slutty-looking girl talk like more of a slut than they are to make them feel better about themselves.
15 is high but rambling about "used up slutty girls" is horrifically cringe. Before this thread I thought all the talk about misogynists invading the sub was just hysterics, now I've seen the light.
It’s the so called millennial boomers spreading this it’s cringe
i don’t know what this means ❣️ feeling blessed
Thinking everything is a psyop is a symptom of being psyoped
It’s not a psyop. The fact that there was a camera with a guy “interviewing” to upload a Tik Tok sucks so hard, what should have been a dumb little inside joke became a huge meme
I hate it.
She should do a porn and a celeb boxing match
Jake Paul v. Hawk Tua.
It's so gross. No wonder so many kids think they're asexual. I wouldn't want to have sex either if I thought it had to involve so much spit.
I feel like I'm ready to become a mad elder standing on speakers corner with a megaphone telling the youth that you can just have normal, minimal-phlegm sex.
I have a friend who once told us at work, and I cant remember why but it felt almost out of nowhere that, "women like it normal"
which makes me wonder what weird fucking thing her husband tried the night before
(he is a cool dude, not shitting on him or anything)
Lmao it's a great motto
Yeah I guess that would make me asexual too
My younger cousin was quizzing me on young person memes and he asked me to finish a sentence and I remembered reading how “hawk tuah” was a thing and guessed that. He had no idea what I was talking about
Today I watched the video and now I’m so embarrassed
I think just like the racist white girl going viral then getting panned by the Right for being disingenuous is just signs of the Trump electorate coalescing bc it’s an election year. This is their Christmas, everyone wants to be a part of the vibe. Like when other groups feign an extensive knowledge of insider jokes. Lame as fuck but makes sense
I saw someone on TikTok talking about this alleged ‘vitality’ of hawk tuah girl before I saw the actual thing- which speaks to how it’s actually a psyop and not sensational at all. Compare this to actual meme sensations and we can see how palpably fake and gay this shit is
Op u exposed ur gag reflex
People need to stop describing things they simply don't like in pseudointellectual terms. "This is a psyop", "This represents the decline of western civilization", blah blah blah.
Just say you don't like it, you find it annoying, you find people who like it annoying, etc. That's all that needs to happen!
Usually when you hawk you spit a lougie though
Its not that deep homie
I have no idea what this is
I just don’t get why it’s supposed to be so funny
Can someone explain this meme to me
I've only seen people complaining about it on reddit, not actually used. If you could shut the fuck up about it itd be dead by now.
ON G BRUH LADY SAID DA FUNNY WORDS ABOUT S*X 💀💀💀💀
The cot-caught merger is degenerate. It’s hock not hawk jesus christ
it was funny for a day or two but now its run its course
she's a solid 1
She's a 1maxxing blowjobcel
No idea what you're talking about and I'm proud of that
I'm glad someone else hates this moronic meme.
it's a low moment culturally
It's also gross, don't spit on me weirdo.
the only "value" in it is that it's really easy to see who has an IQ of 75 by posting about it
a drunk woman in a fake and gay TikTok "person on the street" interview talking about spitting on a penis is not side-splitting hilarious comedy. it truly isn't. Among the low IQ (i.e., my old coworkers who won't stop posting about it), it's considered the funniest and most unexpected 8 seconds of comedy since Richard Nixon showed up on Laugh-In and said "Sock it TO ME?!"
I'm not saying you have to be clinically rétarded to think it's funny but the balance of probability suggests that's usually the case
Who is running this psyop? To what end?