Imagine being born (already horrible), being premature, having enough health problems to be in the NICU and not being able to be held very often by ur parents, AND THEN some annoying nurse dresses you up in a Taylor Swift outfit just to add insult to injury
If someone gave the baby a Swiftie friendship bracelet, the mom would be so grateful and would make the baby wear it even though it is a choking hazard
One of my policies if I get elected queen of the universe is to choke all babies - drowning is acceptable for parents who's personal or religious beliefs prevent them from performing physical violence.
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