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Be like herpes... or something
Meme/MacroThe summary of every noctua customer
Lol you got me.
Unlike the others, you only have to deal with the last one once
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It could be worse, have you seen the CM 120 Mobius fans? I hadn't until recently. Fuck me with a HAF 932.
There's some sort of connection between Morbius, Mobius and the Power Rangers to make here, it's Mighty Morbin Power Rangers time or something.
Your flair has got me very curious as to what your case is.
1020mm back to front, 720mm tall, 240mm wide currently
It's a Corsair 7000 Double D.
I’m sorry, what!? Can I get a photo? That sounds insane.
pro tip
The RGB Community disowns you. Go game with your own kind and leave us be.
Nah people bought noctua bc they were the best. These days they don’t have a single product that is the best is any category be it noise normalized or max perfomance. Still good products just not at all worth the price
They do have one, the fanless cooler.
In what way exactly? I've used other coolers but I am finding the temps on mine better now, lovely design to not interfere with the ram. Nice selection of additional items and tool.
Noctua is beloved for the same reason that McDonalds became popular, I don't mean modern McDonald's.
You go to a McDonald's out of town, you were going to get the same consistent product as you would in your hometown, again, times have changed.
Noctua is reliable, it's consistent. They're not prone to whistling out an off-the-knee-from-the-ass product. The brown may not be for everybody but that's why nearly all their fans come in a chromax.black.swap varietal, and if you're broke but still want a reliable fan they have the grey Redux line of the same proven models.
That reliable quality is the reason I no longer buy (If I can help it) from brands that don't show that same level of give a shit for themselves and their customers.
owners ask for noctua, can’t say the same for herpes
for me, (both brown and black) noctua fans are a way to show that you love and spoil your PC
ONE OF US ... ONE OF US
I bought their gray fans instead, lol.
Peerless Assassin and Phantom Spirit EVO cures cooler herpes
Why would you buy another one for no benefit?
No benefit? Each outperform Noctuas best cooler. Especially the Phanrom Spirit EVO.
Is the difference great enough to spend money on it? I highly doubt it.
I’m not saying buy one if you already have one. If you’re thinking of buying a Noctua cooler then yeah get one of cooler I listed. You’re a bit dense and/or a Noctua boy I take it?
Already have one.
And besides.
I’m not saying buy one if you already have one.
By your words this is exactly what you said.
If faced with what cooler to buy. One or the other. Not both. JFC
I have a tower fan. Thats 3x as loud as my pc and i just got off the shelf corsair and coolermaster fans inside my pc.
You guys are overpaying for utilitarian parts. I've never had anything other than monitors and HDDs fail on me in like 30 years. And I cheap out on most parts except for psu where I'll go mid tier. People get carried away during the planning of their build.
You guys are overpaying for utilitarian parts
Everyone who buys noctua is aware of that.
But I never see it mentioned whenever someone has an nzxt Kraken. Feels a little hypocritical tbh.
Im here for preformance of today at a decent price. Idc how loud or how bad it looks. Just for the price and whats available i got full rgb (was all thats in stock and decent price compared to the rest of it) and just have it glow blue.
Noctua is just pointlessly overpriced for fans when a cheaper black fan does the same thing for less money
Nah fuck that brown color scheme lol
Why people recommend noctua? I always wonder…
I just dont like the colour if they made standard black fans with the same performance they would earn so much more
They literally do. Noctua chromax black.
This sounds dumb but im gonna build my pc later this year can all fans be switch to reverse so i can 3 at the fron and 2 exhaust fans my case will be the 5000d airflow
Noctua doesn’t make reverse blade fans. You can however mount them in either direction so they can blow in one direction or another.
Theres so many fans out there i dont know what to pick addressable rgb would be cool but can be pretty pricey
Just get whatever you want. It’s your money after all.
Actually not my mother is doing the saving you cant get a job were i live intil your 16
Noctua is like herpes I (hope) I don’t have it
I like the brown aesthetic, I like the incredibly good customer support and reliability, I like the performance and I like the volume. I can just barely tolerate the price.