There are tons of recipes online for kiwi steak marinades, so apparently this is a thing.
In that case, OP doesn't know much about cooking steak and wanted to make fun of their family with this post?
EDIT: He's trying to get more sympathy points in the steak subreddit but they're telling him the same thing as people did here lol.
EDIT 2: People defending OP as if they're his alt accounts lol.
Probably doesn't matter to them, they got their karma which tells them most people agree with them.