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2.1y
Turd on a bed
Shit on a sheet.
Came here to say this.
Two became one! A turd merger!
Turd on a Heard.
Whore on a shore
Skank on the bank
Swine in the brine
This one's my favorite
Turd on the curve
Heard on a turd
Slut on the mud
Thot on the rocks
In a hole in the bottom of the sea!
A clown about to drown
Old crone on the stone.
Shaken not stirred please
Turd on the bed
Whore on the core (al)
A Shitter on Twitter.....
This is the right answer
Came here to say this, take my vote
Bitch on a beach
a crown on a clown
Amber with the slander.
Lied on the tide
Nope….. they were clearly going for
Drumroll please
Whore on the shore. 🤣☝️
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Is she a landlord?
Lol I thought it was a queef on a beach
Abuser waiting for a cruiser?
cruising for a bruising
We just ride ride ride all day
We’re not gonna live any other way
So don't stop stop the music
We ride fast like a bullet
we do anything we want, anytime we want, oh yeah
Bringing my unbridled joy to know this hasn't died out yet.
Shouldn't she be facing the seaside then? Nice caption nonetheless
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2.1y
Like a boat
Bot attempting a comment chain
Clown with a frown
Fake on the lake
Man hitter and a bed shitter
I read woman hitler and bed shitter
Heard and a turd
why u play vsg ?
C*nt pulling a stunt
Best one
You can swear on the internet sweetie. We won’t tell on you.
I might.
Oh noooo-
C...crap. I said it!
Yes, officer. This guy is encouraging people to swear.
Whore on the shore?
This is a winner!
Bitch on the beach
My guess was total cock on a rock. But that is better.
"Just what this country needs! A cock in a frock on a rock!"
Okay. I won't even try to think anything better than this This is it. Make this one official.
I hate Amber Heard - The Turd
Heard the turd💩
Quite literally now.
As I read this I got the Surfin Bird(Bird is the Word) song in my head.
Heard, Heard, Heard is a Turd!
Don't you know, about the Turd, well everyone knows Amber Heard is a Turd!.
Underrated comment.
Amber heard, ample turd.
Amber in the slammer
Heard getting curbed
Heard on a turd.
I mean, she did do a turd on their bed.
WTF?!
Yeah. Depp spoke about it at the trial.
I was beginning to think I’d need to post this myself.
Bitch on the beach
If OP gives you an award, you're the winner baby
Take the damn award!
I was thinking leach on a beach.
Queef on the reef?
I spilled my Mug omg
AHAHAHHAA
Oh my gosh.... where's your TAPA?
DING DING DING WE GOT A WINNER
Take my free award
You're a god
I litterally thought of this as I read this.
My first thought too!
I was so confused as to why everyone was hating on the Scarlett Witch. Couldn’t figure out what Elizabeth Olsen did. That is in fact Amber Turd. My bad.
Dude, same! I was like “Wanda on the… Sanda… wait, why you all say that!! 😭”
YES! Lol I had so many theories running through my mind! I forgot Turd did aqua man. I refused to watch it because she was in it.
Read that she was fired from any upcoming aquaman movies
Edit: most certainly just a rumour
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
That’s not true as now. WB has taken Ambers side. They are set on keeping her but dropping Depp. Can you provide a source? All my searches say she is staying despite chemistry issues with Mamoa
I said Wanda on the Ponda, then I realised who it was
Haha! Me too! I was like “witch on a beach? That doesn’t rhyme….”
Keep my Wanda out of your fucking mouth!!
SHE’S A SAINT
Same. It’s the head piece
bed shitter on salt litter
Wench on a trench.
Skank on the bank.
Very nice. Posh clap
Bitch on a beach?
That was my immediate thought too
Bong and a blitz? Smoke and a pancake?
Cigarette and a flapjack?
Nah more like whore on the shore
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i jus realised amber heard made a nasty turd on johnny depps bed
Wait whaat
the rhyme
amber heard made a turd
she shit on johnny depps bed
Heard on a turd? 🤣
Give this man the 10,000 dollars. Back to you Bob Saget
This was my first thought
Haven't you Heard? Amber dropped a turd. Right on Captain Jack's bed. Where Johnny lays his head. After a long night of alcohol and drug abuse when his eyes are all red. The Whore on the shore let Franco in the back door while visions of being a Luciferian Rockstar like his pal Manson danced in Gilbert Grape's head.
You're a fucking poet, my man.
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I don't get it. It's just shit on shit.
Ocean aint shit.
Nor is the shore
It's more of the sand in that shot has the same texture as shit, then of course there's an actual piece of shit on top of that.
Don’t be mean to the poor beach like that. It doesn’t like her standing on it either.
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2.1y
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a drink
While Amber tells lies
You deserved more!
Leach on the beach
Heard on a turd?
Bitch on a beach
Tramp in the damp
Slut in the mud
Those don't rhyme...
They rhyme better then some other answers on here
It is true though so we‘ll allow it
Shit on the sheets, nevermind.
Queef on a reef
Hog in the bog
Kælling på kysten
Amber turd?
Seaward C-word
Bitch on the beach
Shitter on some litter
This made my day
Man Switcher in the mud pitchers
Crapper amongst the snapper
Trash on the beach?
That’s just Santa Monica
Skank on the bank
Skank on the bank
I, don't get it.
Cock on a rock
Bland on the Sand?
Amber with fake slander
Snake in the wake
Whore on the shore
ho on a shoal?
Shit the bed on the sea bed
Heard and the turd
Heard on a turd?
Aqua Accuser
Slut in the mud
Bitch on a beach
Whore on the shore?
Thot on a rock
I was thinking ‘Whore on the sea floor’ but looks like somebody already beat me with ‘Whore on the shore’
Bitch on the beach
Whore on a shore!
A piece of shit
Whore on a shore?
Standing on the beach shittin in the sheets
Bitch on the beach
Bitch in a ditch
Turd on the Heard?
Heard on turd?
Heard in the mud
Amber Herd on a Turd?
bitch on a beach
Shit on the shore
A leech on a beach