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That was always my take. Like the cow is insanely smart and trying to advocate for his kind the best he can.
If your kind was being eaten by Aliens and you had to learn their language to beg for your kind, he’s doing a pretty good job all things considered
Why did you give the cow a gender? I am genuinely wondering.
"The point is not how well the bear dances. The point is that the bear dances at all."
Writes better than most people in high school
"ok boomer" moment, in the wild
I mean... They're not wrong on that one. My university colleague's spelling, syntax and grammar were... very variable.
They're doing their best. Do you know how hard it is to hold a paintbrush with a hoof?
And that's why we let only pigs do the writing. They are good comrades and much better at writing than cows.
Four legs good, two legs better!
Let me say if you find a literate cow then we are all in trouble
Click Clack Moo is a great book for kids about exactly this 😂 The cows find a typewriter, demand electric blankets, and go on strike.
Funk r/memes, this is the real exquisite memès
I’ll have to tell my daughters about it. Maybe they can read it to my grandchildren.
Didn’t all the cows get cooked or something in that book?
Cows are female.
Right? Now who looks silly?
Not the bull who talked his way into a milking machine, that's for sure
Who else just thought of back to the barnyard?
It’s a valid point. We don’t use cows for meat. We use steers.
bull
so are chickens
As apposed to the literate cows you see everywhere nowadays
Found the cow
Isn't this just a stolen Far Side comic?
Cow tools
Illiterate cow is my jazz-kpop fusion band name.
Name another marketing campaign that has lasted as long. It’s been pretty effective.
Everyone getting an upvote, this is all legit.
Katie Britt isn't Chick-fil-A's mascot... What are you even saying?
Very literate chicken begging for death
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH i never realized that the cow was trying to convince us to not eat beef 😮 i was always so confused why they had a cow lmao
Fuck you Dolphin!! Fuck you whale!!!
Fun Fact! They first were gonna use “God Hates F***”, but Westboro already had it trade marked. So they went with this ad campaign instead.
I like you.
Something homophobic probably.
Maybe Jesus offering up “the body of Christ” as chicken??
RuPaul?
Probably a gay guy begging for his life.
😆😂😂 OMG this had me in stitches! It doesn't make sense but it does
Serious question, why do gay people work there?
Their anti-LGBT stuff is at the corporate level. If you’re needing a job in fast food, you obviously don’t have the option of being terribly picky. Chick-Fil-A has some advantages over other fast food jobs, specifically always having Sunday off.
That automatic day off is actually a pretty nice deal. Of course corporate assumes you'd use the time off to go to church. But you could just as easily use it to sit around smoking pot and playing video games.
Lmaoooo they a Christian establishment bro💀💀💀
...that would threaten a gay person's life and make a mascot out of it, is the joke. Not the best joke ever, I'll admit.
I could imagine a gay guy on his knees crying his eyes out with a sign saying “eAt Mo pUtHy”
*eAt Mo bUtHy
💀😂
💯
Probably A gay man begging for human decency.
Has everyone just gone stupid? The joke writes itself
And they’re smart enough to stand atop one another.
C’mon
This looks like an INDICLINE billboard takeover
I remember when they tested a suicidal chicken who wore a costume that looked like a bun, whose tagline was "CAN I BE NEXT?"
Trundle
Redditors but it was too fatty
They learned how to write in Sunday school
We already do
Semi-literate, I would argue
Guys I have a theory
A masochist talking chicken that moaned while it was slowly eaten alive
How do you know he's not writing in perfectly literate cow? Do you speak cow?
Lol, as if Chick Fil A had TWO ideas
they’re real religious, what did you expect?
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I'm sure it was something religious or homophobic so the cow thing was chosen by default
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I would argue that for a cow, it's pretty literate.