There's a long story in my favorite werewolf movie, Dog Soldiers. A soldiers gets drunk and gets a tattoo of Satan on one butt cheek, proclaiming that the devil will save his skin if he ever meets trouble. Week later he steps on a mine and gets blown up. While they're picking up the pieces, the story teller finds one perfect bit, the hunk of ass skin with the devil tattoo. So Satan did save his skin, just not all of it.

Naw, don't even start worrying about if it's over or not until you graduate college. The possibilities are literally endless during that time

Do y'all just hate your mom's or

Sooo...that's the answer to their question? "Are Canadian pro-palestine protestors homophobic?" No, they're just average college liberals

Maybe the ass kissing and discounts are the problem

I think there's enough salt in these comments already, but thanks

The North American protestors aren't, the group they're protesting in favor of are

Isn't it like a double genocide? They're both trying to get rid of each other, so it just cancels out, right?

I asked my dad once why the hell we were patriots fans, as Canadians living in Pittsburgh. Apparently he just liked the logo in the 70s

My wife just really likes this movie, so I'm going to make her watch it and then answer a bunch of questions about what's going on

I read a review that said Take Off Your Pants... is the soundtrack to the summer after you graduate highschool, with no idea what's ahead and not caring

I honestly don't understand what you're not getting. The Bosnian denies his dad has been to Sweden, so he can't be the swedish guys dad too. The swedish guy says his dad has been to Bosnia, so he could be the other guys dad too. In any case, both of them should check on where Erik Karlssons dad has been

Why not just enter the office through the front door and not select anything? Fewer steps

The first guy denies it, saying "no, we couldn't be related, my dad wasn't messing around" The second guy implies it could be true saying "yeah, but mine was"

I just checked. They're on gen nine and there are just over a thousand of them now

So, what's rare these days? I haven't really thought about them since second grade