Fellas. Hear me out. Get a hammer, smash your junk so they get big and swollen. You'll be looking hung like a hippo during that birthday photoshoot!
Just put a pump on it overnight.
Who in their right mind would buy a pump if they could just use their vacuum cleaner? :D
Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
Jackass, stop sharing the secret. We are gonna be having a meeting about your inclusion to The BDE Society and possible punishment. I suggest you don't spill any more secrets.
Ooh, can I volunteer to smash that dude's junk with a hammer? Is there a queue?
Yo, Mr White, I swear, its true.
SCIENCE, BITCH!
Early seasons Jessie Pinkman would absolutely say this too
Real shit bitches be on some weird bs
This is actually true, I see it all the time, I am the boobs.
hehe boobs
Finally, a first person perspective on the matter.
Are you just one person’s boobs? Or are you the collective hive mind of every set of boobs?
I am the primordial being created by the existence of human mammary glands.
I am all the boobs and all the boobs are me.
Honey I’m a working woman nobody has time for that shit. I will happily have b cups for the rest of my life.
You’re never going to get those 4 month abortion C’s at this rate
I salute you!
The iddy bitty tiddy committee deserves just as much love as all other breast sizes!
“Push up bras industry hates this one trick”
Push-ups, that's what I was thinking about but couldn't find the words. Ty.
Yeah the round the clock vomiting was totally worth my boobs getting a millimetre bigger
The random pains of my abdomen preparing to hold a squirming mini human are way more noticeable than my boobs getting a whole centimeter bigger.
Especially when abortion isnt legal at 4 months in a lot of places
My boobs weren’t even slightly bigger at 4 months. I did unfortunately have hyperemesis and had already been hospitalised due to constant vomiting. These guys have no idea how pregnancy works
What's the alternative? We acknowledge women aren't evil lake creatures? Like, be realistic.
Yeah, dont forget the pain actually birthing the baby
And the boob pain in general. I couldn't even let water from the showerhead touch my nipples when showering because the water felt like tiny knives were stabbing my boobs.
YIKES
Pregnancy is tough lol.
Huh, I didnt know that was a thing
Breast sensitivity and nipple pain are a bitch.
So you admit it.
Do I really need to throw an /s in here? Is that where we're at now?
Get a grip love
So you think a comment claiming someone wants to be miserable for no tangible gain was serious? It looks like you need a grip on reality....and an elementary command of the concept of sarcasm....
Ah yes, because push up bras don't exist and it's much less convoluted to carry a baby for 4mo and get an abortion after your birthday
It's so easy getting pregnant right when you need to, too. Everyone knows women get pregnant on command, people don't spend months/years trying to get pregnant
Some dudes have weird fantasies about what they think they would do if they had a woman’s body. This, doing porn/onlyfans/ prostitution “instead of working” for “easy money”, sticking random (absurdly large) things up their hoohahs…. And they figure if they would do it, we must already be doing it. They’re just… reeeally out of touch with the actual experience of being a women.
Exactly, a lot of these ideas men come up with about the mass immorality of the entire female race are just things they would do if they were women. They think their fantasy is the reality of actual women
lol wut
This can only be the result of genuine, diagnosable psychosis.
This seems like some wild right wing talking point thought up by some pro life activist.
Every talking point on the pro life side is made up
The thing about fetuses having heartbeats and stuff technically isn't made up, it just doesn't make any sense.
Ummm, the heartbeat thing is kinda made up though. A 6 week old fetus doesn't have a heart.
Edit: For the forced birthers, an electrical signal to an area that will eventually be a heart isn't a heartbeat. There's no heart, there's nothing being pumped, there's no muscle contracting, it doesn't make a sound. See my comment below.
Even if there was a heart, who cares? It's just an organ that pumps blood, are they still ascribing some kind of magical element to it or something?
Huh. I guess now that you mention it, it never really seems like it had a heart in the picture.
Yup.
"Although some people might picture a heart-shaped organ beating inside a fetus, this is not the case.
Rather, at six weeks of pregnancy, an ultrasound can detect "a little flutter in the area that will become the future heart of the baby," said Dr. Saima Aftab, medical director of the Fetal Care Center at Nicklaus Children's Hospital in Miami. This flutter happens because the group of cells that will become the future "pacemaker" of the heart gain the capacity to fire electrical signals, she said. But the heart is far from fully formed at this stage, and the "beat" isn't audible; if doctors put a stethoscope up to a woman's belly this early on in her pregnancy, they would not hear a heartbeat."
https://www.livescience.com/65501-fetal-heartbeat-at-6-weeks-explained.html
Interesting.
Bruh, the tapeworm potentially infesting your intestines will have more developed internal system compared to a fetus.
It is factually right that a fetus will have a heart beat, but when is the problem. It is a true fact used in an incorrect way to trick a dumb person who is on the fence about it.
It is alot like the 13/50 statistic. It is used by assholes to convince gullible people with less than stellar critical thinking skills.
Thads exactly what it is. Just another troll.
I've seen this lie being pushed online for years now. Just another whacked-out misogynistic fantasy, of the type forced birthers revel in.
These people need ongoing psychotherapeutic attention.
That has never happened
Imagine hating women so much you feel the need to make up outrageous lies to hate them even more. Couldn't ever be me.
I don't know which view is more out-of-touch with reality: that women are having half-pregnancies for cosmetic purposes or that birthday photoshoots for grown adults are a thing.
Please god just listen to one actual woman
The birthday photoshoots are a thing, unfortunately. I had to learn this horrible fact myself because a certain fitness scammer and her friends do this. They celebrate their birthday for like a week.
I'd like to take a stand. Scammers are scammers and regardless of their genders don't represent the gender they belong to because they're gonna go and do and say whatever helps them scam better.
Huh?
Just saying that just because a wannabe influencer does something, it's not a representation of what you can expect all members of that gender to do.
I’m not talking about gender. I only said I learned birthday photoshoots is a thing because somebody did so.
Okay, but, like BDawn and her ilk aren’t the normal lived female experience, lol.
I’m not suggesting any of that. I only learned it’s a thing people do. Even if it’s just 5 people. And yeah they’re going overboard too, it’s wild.
Can you even abort at 4 months? Even in places where abortion is legal, there is a cutoff
Exception for the life of the mother and birthday photo shoots
/s
You can't unless there is some serious risks for mother or the baby is already died
You cannot
You can’t unless the fetus is dead or there’s risk to woman’s life.
Nobody tell this guy about filters, photoshop, those rubber things women put in their bras, or implants. I want him to die on this hill.
I heard their periods attract bears….
My heavy flow attracted so many bears I had to go on birth control for the safety of my town. 😔
Just sit in a tree. If it works for all the food I bring camping….
Mental illness
Or, padded bras!
Or boob jobs even.
Yeah the weight gain, stretch marks, water retention, perhaps a pregnancy line, ostensibly followed a taxing procedure of having a midterm abortion, all to have bigger boobs only from weight gain, which they could have done without getting pregnant, since they only really get a lot bigger (or more accurately fuller) AFTER the birth for obvious fucking reasons.
These fucking boys have no clue how pregnancy works and create an absolute fantasy in their minds to find new reasons to hate them.
It's astounding.
So these are the people that vote for wild ass right wing policies
I would rather vote for wild ass than right wingers, equines are just superior.
What 😭💀
Or you could.... Get implants that last a decade or so. That just seems a lot more practical.
Hell pretty much any hormone can be synthesized nowadays. Why do this instead of prolactin injections if you insisted on this route and dodge all the fallout?
I would just use Photoshop
Let me gain some belly weight for my photo shoot said no one ever.
Sounds like someone just learned when women’s boobs start to get bigger during pregnancy, and then the pornofied part of the brain took over from there.
Yeah, because I know I would feel like a wild party photoshoot weekend after a 4 month abortion, including the cramping and pain that comes with it. Nothing says party like a weekend of heavy bleeding and cramps!
In what fucking universe?
ramblings of a madman
Yep.
tell me you have a breast milk fetish without telling me you have a breast milk fetish
The source is that I made it the fuck up
Ah yes, the annual, never failing, always fertile the first time birthday booby pic trick. So much easier and reliable than
A PUSH UP BRA!!!
WHERE DOES HE GOT THIS IDEA?
Like uh I saw some buubies before and the lady said she got them big because of her bday coming up. Omg kevin I am telling the truth. They were like big and I like put my hand on them. Completely true kevin urghhhh.
This guy to his friends
This made me laugh like what
Is a lot easier to get a surgery than that trauma
Not true, i got my trauma for free, but i have never heard of anyone just giving away surgery
Fixed it
Never heard of any woman I know doing this, neckbeards they have delusional imagination
“...and then the baby looked at me."
I’m sure the consistent sickness, exhaustion, tenderness, and misery is worth a photo or five that could just be altered in Photoshop. 🙄
And some lonely desperate men jack off to cartoon children porn on the Internet bc they're so insufferable nobody would ever even want to be in the same room with them
This is absolutely not true at all. I've never even had a birthday photoshoot.
I do this for every picture ever taken of me.
Even for the school ones?
Oh yeah. My driver’s license, passport, and Costco membership too. I know you can’t see below my shoulders in those, but you know, gotta stay consistent.
wouldn't it be easier just to stuff the bra?
Could they swell because of the time of the month
Last I heard this dumb rumor, it was for prom. Before that, it was their wedding.
I got into an argument with an idiot on a different sub that swore up and down that these girls bragged on social media about their abortions and he’s seen the videos.
I told him to put up or shut up and he said I should do my own research. I said nothing showed up on google. He said the deep state was deleting them. Translation: he was full of shit and wasn’t expecting to be called out.
The longer I think about this the dumber it gets. We have to just start laughing at people who say dumb shit like this.
wow, i swear only a man could come up with this
I want to believe this. I really do. But mine never get bigger, just sore and tender. All those wasted abortions.
Because aborting 4 months in is way safer and more comfortable than saline injections
Has this person ever met a woman?
Well, now we know he knows nothing about anatomy
Bullshit. It’s nowhere near that easy and nobody is dealing with morning sickness, weird pains, and all the other symptoms when they can just buy a padded bra.
Or use photoshop
Or if they want big boobies that bad, there’s a surgery for that
You’re insane.
Any female who would actually do this has some serious mental problems. It just doesn't happen.
This immediately reminds me of a similar statement made somewhere in Nigeria, years ago.
Anyways, why jeopardize your health for an effect which is temporary at best? (Now that I think about it, I should quit smoking🤦🏾♀️)
And of course Neckbeards, "Meninists" and Incels will leech on anything, as soon as it's got something to do with women having abortions.
Their breeding fetish/ breeding envy kicks in again 😒
Isn't getting pregnant something that is notoriously difficult to time? Like, couples will intentionally stop using protection when trying for a baby and it can take a year or more to actually get pregnant... Good luck timing the halfway point to fall within birthday photo range. And wouldn't a baby bump kinda ruin the whole "big boobs hot" vibe? Lmao
That sounds like a good strat though
Yep
I've done a lot of bodybuilding and fitness photoshoots.
This would be a terrible idea that nobody would ever do in their in life.
Well that's not true for anyone I've ever talked to lol
Abortion is a very invasive physical procedure with very strong post/side effects. No one does that to look pretty for a weekend.
What kind of PCP do you need to take to become this delusional?
Why would we do that if we have periods that do that sjit
Push up bras exist my guy
So this is how I can get my boobs to get bigger 🙂↔️
I don't even have words for this shit
This is literally not possible, and I am so frustrated that people just walk around either believing or knowing better but repeating that women use abortions as casual birth control.
If you believe this, tbh, you're not living in any kind of reality.
Lmao uh huh
That has never happened in the history of existence. These men really live in a unrealistic bubble
Who told?!
Their boobs wouldn’t even be that big and it would be painful and boobs would leak etc. Nobody goes through a second trimester abortion for fun.
Female = no opinion
Sometimes I wanna know how they come up with this stuff…
I’m genuinely curious how these people come up with such BS.
what terminally online does to you
Wait, someone actually did this?
I know of a girl who times her contraceptive specifically to push her periods. When one of her (thankfully now incredibly ex) boyfriends found out about it, this was almost exactly his take on it.
It's a troll/joke post
Sources needed
No one seems to believe this? You all forget how incredibly dumb we humans can be. (Me included)
No woman is gonna get pregnant on purpose for bigger boobs. That’s one of the stupidest, troll shit I’ve ever heard.
Push up bras, boob tape, hormones, birth control, being on your period, being in the luteal phase of your monthly cycle; all of these are easier and less invasive ways to get bigger boobs fast.
Unlike getting pregnant for bigger boobs, where you have to go through morning sickness, irreversible bodily and brain changes, loss of bone mass, abdominal pain, a baby bump, hair loss etc, all with the goal of going through a painful abortion for just a few weeks of big boobs.
With that energy you might as well have a quack basement boob job
I could see a handful or one woman doing this. But I have never heard of a single woman doing this ever. It isn't a common enough thing to even justify. It also sounds like a fantasy a dude would come up with.
Jessie...what the fuck are you talking about?