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That's the first song that came to my head
Exactly
"Tijuana, fuck."
ABCs
The only valid answer
zed or zee???
What comes after Zee? Everywhere has different versions. I don't even remember mine.
"Now i know my ABC's blah blah blah blah blah blah eeee"
"Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me"
is what they use while teaching us English here in Turkey
My son's kindergarten teacher taught "Next time won't you smell my socks" and all the kids thought it was the funniest god damn thing.
That's what they taught me here in America.
That’s what I learned in American school.
It’s ZEE you stupid monkey. You got that? ZEE! Not zed or whatever else you numbskull brainlets came up with in your caves, the civilized world uses zee.
This would not work for me. When I was a kid my alphabet only had 25 letters. No one knew y
A song called "3 minutes and 27 seconds."
It's just a guy sitting front of a piano for that long, silently. And then leaving.
You have to perfectly time the resting sequence that happens between each movement
Silently count to 207.
Leave.
Too nervous, counted bit too fast
Bang
Learned about this in school. During the times of exclusive premiers n shit. Blud literally went on stage and sat there.
You mean the speed up cover of John Cage's 4'33
Don't you mean 4:33 by John Cage?
around the world
But how many times do they say around the world?
Just say it 1,000 times, that'll probably cover it
146 times out of
Happy cake da
Thanks m
Damm Reddit sniper got you t
I know it’s reall
No it isn
Seriously what's goi
if i remember correctly its 144 times
144
Sail!
Minecraft wont add inches to your cOooOOoOoOOoOooO occckkkk
So mine it up 🗣️🔥up🗣️🔥up🗣️🔥
Build it highaaaaaaa 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💅🏾💅🏾
99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall
So you’re gonna bore them out of it?
hey, it might work if he isn't patient
And if he gets bored it’s fifty-fifty you get shot anyways
What if the song has no lyrics? If I can do that I’m going delusions of saviour. Otherwise tequila is my best bet.
But then you have to sing repentless afterwards
ARROGANCE VIOLENCE WORLD IN DISARRAY
DEALING WITH INSANITY EVERY FUCKIN’ DAY!
I HATE THE LIFE HATE THE FAME HATE THE FUCKING SCENE
PISSING MATCH OF EGOS, FUCK THEIR VANITY
AIN’T GOT THE TIME, I DON’T WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU
Slayer fan?
Terraria corruption OST
Real
Nah bro you know we gotta bring mods into this Call me a god bc im tryna get devoured(proceeds to violently sing the devoured of gods theme)
Tequila
Beat me to it
MY NEIGHBORS ASK ME WHY IM LIMPING DOWN THE WAY
AND WHO THAT FELLER WAS, WHO CAME BY YESTERDAY
I QUICKLY TURN MY FACE BEFORE I START TO BLUSH 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣
CAUSE FRANKLY THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAAAAY, BUDUM BUM BUM!
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR PUSHING THE EXTREMES
AND I JUST GOT A THING YOU WON’T FIND IN THE MAGAZINES
THIS MOLDED SILICONE HAS GOT ME BEGGING PLEASE
GIVE ME MORE OF WHAT I REALLY NEEED!
CUZ THERE IS NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more.
There are actually lryics to that song lol its not just what is love
No I don't know
OOOoooOOOAAAOOO. OOOOAAAAOOO. AAAAAOOOOOO
Still feel by half•alive
Absolute banger.
No cock like horse cock
Valid answer
Send your asshole into shock
You need horse cock, of course-cock
stressed out twenty one pilots
I unironicly can sing the lyrics of by heart to lmao
Buddy Holly
He'll pull the trigger even if you sing it correctly
Yeah, against his own head
Twink Twink little star
I think that might be a different kind of song
Going old internet.
Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
I can't remember the order of people except that Godzilla starts the showdown and Mr. Rogers finishes it.
Lacrimosa
Worst case scenario I survive, yippee!
Holy shit a fellow Evanescence enjoyer, Lacrimosa is easily my favorite song of theirs
I thought they meant lacrimosa by Mozart lmao
How the fuck- Mozart doesnt have lyrics in his songs
Twist by korn🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
W
Fly me to the Moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on... a'jupiter and mars
In other words... hold my hand
Anything by Helen Keller
Self Esteem by The Offspring
Never gonna give you up, I've heard it so many times it's embedded into my brain.
"youll be gone" by YonKaGor
Furry spotted
“Run”
LOSER by Beck
Mr Brightside
Itazuke tower, this is air force 801.
I'm turnin' on the downwind leg, my prop is overrun.
My coolant's overheating, the gauge says one-two-one,
You better call the crash crew out and get 'em on the run!
Air Force 801, this is Itazuke tower.
I cannot call the crash crew out, this is their coffee hour.
You're not cleared in the pattern, now that is plain to see,
Now take it on around again, you ain't no VIP!
Itazuke tower, this is air force 801.
I'm turnin' on the base leg, I see your biscuit gun.
My engine's runnin' rough now, my coolant's gonna blow,
I'm gonna buy a Mustang so look out down below!
Now listen Air Force 801, this is Itazuke tower.
We'd like to let you in right now, but we ain't got the power.
We'll send a note through channels and wait for a reply,
'till we get permission back just chase around the sky!
Itazuke Tower this is Air Force 801.
I'm turning base to final, I'm running on one lung.
I'm gonna land this Mustang no matter what you say,
I'm gonna get my chart squared up before the judgement day!
Now listen Air Force 801, this is Itazuke tower.
We're trying hard to help you, just give us one more hour.
Patience is a virtue, as fighter pilots know-
so be a good guy, listen up, we'll tell you where to go!
Itazuke Tower, this is Air Force 801.
I'm calling from the great beyond, my flying days are done.
I'm sorry I exploded, I didn't make the grade.
I guess I should have waited 'till the landing was okayed!
Hello Air Force 801, this here is Judgement Day.
You're up in Pilot's Heaven, and you are here to stay.
You just bought a Mustang, you really bought it well!
And Itazuki tower... we sent 'em straight to hell!
tequila
Hell’s greatest dad (hazbin hotel)
looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of hell himself
Check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp.
Five stars, flawless, greater than great!
With the punch of a pentagram, a whap bap boom alakazam
Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
Who needs a busboy now that you’ve got the chef? (Wo oo oo)
Abc's
Happy Birthday
Hey now you’re an all star…
That's a good idea, the other day I sang the whole song because someone said in conversation "satellite picture".
rap god by eminem
dude...
3 big balls, look like we playing tennis, he got a big dick I think his name Dennis
- big. guys.
Kickstart my heart
A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Baldi’s Basics rap “You’re Mine”
Hi I’m Baldi nice to meet ya; fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Copacabana
i'd kill myself
you suffer by napalm death
Happy birthday
The only thing I know for real
Bohemian Rhapsody
If you happy and you know
something without lyrics like playing god or great gig in the sky
Viva la vida - I remember it so well
Around the world
My ordinary life
His palms are sweaty knees weak arms spaghetti
Bang
All I want for Christmas
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA
Revenge, Captain sparklez
Row row row your boat Gently down the stream lock n load in tactickle mode United States marines
Wheels on the Bus by Melanie Martinez
U can’t touch this!
Tequila
With Doom I Come by Summoning , i wrote the explainations on genius, so i know it by heart.
Mr Roboto by Styx
Damn I’m screwed and recall even my favorites
Past lives
The only thing they fear is you.
Darude Sandstorm
Tequila but if it had to be a song with lots of lyrics, probably Under Pressure, I don’t love the song I just have it memorized
Around the world
Come cheer up my lads, tis to glory we steer, To add something new to this wonderful year; Tis to honor we call, you as free men not slaves, For who are so free as the sons of the waves.
Chorus:
Heart of oak are our ships, jolly tars our men, We always are ready, steady boys, steady. We'll fight and we'll conquer again, and again. We ne'er see our foes, but we wish them to stay; They always see us and they wish us away; If they run we will follow, we will drive them ashore; For if they won't fight we can do no more.
(Chorus)
They say they'll invaded us, these terrible foes; Frighten our women, our children, our beaus; But should their flat-bottoms, in darkness get o'er, Stout Britons they'll find to defeat them ashore.
(Chorus)
Britannia triumphant, her ships rule the seas, Her watchword is justice, her password is free. So come cheer up my lads, with one heart let us sing, Our soldiers, our sailors, our statesmen, our Queen. (Chorus X2)
Country roads or house building theme, I had to do a concert for my middle school guitar class playing country roads so I had it memorized and ofc FO76 came out after some years after so I had it engraved into my soul. And house building theme slaps and I listen to it till my brain rotted so about 258 times since I had it on loop
unhappy refrain
Most want something easy, Give me Tribute! Any mispronunciation of the fligugigu will be unacceptable.
Buddy Holly.
Pitiful children from Be more chill. Or two player game.
I'm betwen Holy Wars, Disposable Heroes, or Piece By Piece
Bastards of Young by the Replacements
1 hour of silence occasionally broken by a man saying “I like men”
XXX. by Kendrick
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
D.i.v.o.r.c.e - billy connoly
Rap god by Eminem
Welcome to the internet by Bo Burnham
Come out ye black and tans
Abcs
All star
No song, pull the trigger
the opening theme song from Sofia the First
all the small things SpongeBob version
Happy birthday
Hot cross buns
Gunboikaz version of wap, i memorized it for a dare
icewhore! by Lumi Athena
🤫🧏🏻
I'm fucked anyways cuz I'd fuck up by my speech problem
Last of the wilds by nightwish
Rap God.
Dot it! Pull the trigger!
Mary had a little lamb.
*1 minute intro*
On a dark desert hallway...
Sunflower
Around the world
Yuuuuuuuuuugioh.........
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Around the world
The devil's glitch. The 1 hour 8 minute 52 second version. Just gotta get that guarantee
There is a song from rdr2 that’s just “May I stand Unshaken, Amidst a crash of worlds” over and over again for like 1 minutes straight. Hardest part of it though would be the timing
Feeling Good by Muse
I know amish paradise and uranium fever by heart, that is a tough choice
In my room icp
Glorb- std
Undertales last episode
Sparrow by The Rare Occasions. It's 1 minute and 23 seconds long, with very simple lyrics.
Musica ligera By soda stereo
Peanut butter jelly time
Happy birthday
Twinkle twinkle little star
Tequila from the Champs. Preferably the live edition that takes 4 minutes..