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Biden Camp Has a Field Day With Wobbly Trump at Podium
CNN: Is this a good or bad thing for Trump? Coming up next we'll bring on one Trump's advisor and a GOP House member to answer.
Fox News: How about those all electric stoves? Why Dems want you and your family to go “eco-woke.”
OAN: THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE COMING FOR YOUR KIDS
Newsmax: Trump is said to no longer poop as he has no need due to his sheer work ethic. Diapers to no more.
Alex Jones: THE REPTILIAN LIZARD PEOPLE HAVE INFILTRATED JOE BIDENS BODY SO WE MUST ELECT DONALD TRUMP OR THE GAY FROGS WIN!!
HGTV: Stay tuned as a member of New Kids on the Block fixes the podium for him.
Food Network:
Hey everybody I'm Guy Fieri and we're rolling out looking for America's greatest Diners, Drive Ins and Dives!
THIS TRIP: (wow) BURGERS (woo) AND MORE! (Here's your Soutzoukakia!) Soutzouk is meatball! (yes) Learning some greek right here.
IN TRUCKEE CALIFORNIA: (One Italian Stallion!) The burger joint (hey guys how are you) where it's fresh (organic and local ingredients) Fast! (An Italian Stallion) and funky! (throw a little peanut butter on it the peanut butter's going to go on the Chilli) Ye? (That's an all American burger!) MMMMM
IN KANSAS CITY MISSOURI: (gotta order up a Steve Martin) where it's burgers GONE WILD! (tempura battered) MMMMM! And grilled cheese TO MATCH! Two grilled cheese, a burger, a fried egg, whistle MMMMM
AND IN NASHVILLE: (the food here is just incredible!) a family restaurant (ooo) doing burgers with a greek twist! (La burger is up) and rolling out (something in greek) the old family cookbook! Greek popeye! (they sit in the bakery like a donut) in the morning? (ye) Aw, see? That's my kinda breakfast!
NOW THATS ALL COMING UP RIGHT HERE ON DINERS, DRIVE INS AND DIVES!
You sir or madam, might be the most dedicated to a joke person I have ever seen.
Don’t give me too much credit I just googled the intro text and copypasta’d it lmao but thanks anyways >:)
I want the gay frogs to win
But frogs are amphibians
Reminds of the Kim family from North Korea. They love to spread the claim that they don't pee or poop.
TYT: Seize the means of production!
FFS. 100%. They would blast Biden in Wirecutter if they could:
“This is our favorite ice cream scooper for at home use, unless you’re a politician from Delaware named Joe, then we recommend you scoop your ice cream with a scythe because you’re sending our country straight to hell”.
I’m so disappointed in the NYT.
They've really gone down hill over the last few years with their take on politics.
There was a theorized explanation that the NYT editor felt he was due an in person exclusive interview with Biden. Biden’s peeps said no. Shit coverage ever since.
It's been a rag for quite a while
Just unsubscribed today. Useless rag.
I unsubscribed 4 years ago, a maddening experience that took me an hour and a half to complete.
Of all things, This reddit post made you unsubscribe lol.
Nope. I unsubscribed almost 12 hours before reading that post. Must say, reddit doesn't affect me like that. The Times has fallen.
Like the people polled stating that a criminal conviction would turn them off of Trump.
NYT: “We went to a diner in an Iowa cornfield full of Trump loyalists & flat-earthers to find out…”
National Geographic: Could Historic Jesus Be on Trump’s Side? Evidence of Miracles
NYT? The rag that employed Bush/Cheney stenographer Judith Miller as an alleged journalist?
He shit on the people who supplied the teleprompters and shit on the contractors that built his stage. And then he says that “no wonder I won’t pay them…” cause he can’t hire anyone reputable anymore
He stiffs the good ones until they won't take his calls. Then wonders aloud why he only gets the worst ones and says he has to stiff them all.
It's the same with everything he gets done for him . He can't even hire a very good law firm.
Screw the debates, I want to see a bicycle race between him and Biden.
I'm willing to bet that Trump has never once ridden a bicycle.
It's so weird knowing the guy they picked is probably the least worldly person anyone of us have ever met. All the money in the world and he probably didn't spend a dime on showing his kids around landmark American areas while he could take family trips. Just casinos.
I agree. He didn't even know how to pronounce Yosemite.
I heard him say Sequioa once. He paused a brief second, then his delivery was obviously coached and practiced. IIRC he was referencing trees and not the park.
A lot of his base haven’t left the small shitty town they grew up in. If they have it was to Chicago or some large city 1 time and they come back and tell everyone how scary it was…
Literally only wants to do cocaine and fuck hookers and pornstars and take shits on his golden toilet after binge eating McDonalds and diet Coke. You couldn't make up a more ridiculous parody.
Hey be fair. He likes cheating at golf too.
Dude spent probably 12 minutes talking with his kids their entire life.
Unless a hookers name is bicycle
My wife's theory is that he was never potty trained, which would explain a lot.
If you Google "Trump on a bicycle", there's a photo of him holding one awkwardly and a bunch of AI pictures of him riding one.
Oh my God... It's so much worse than I imagined. 😆
Not one that wasn't motor powered, at least.
When Biden fell on his bike, Trump came out and said you will never see him on a bicycle.
“While riding a bike, the president came to a sudden arboreal stop.”
RIP Leo McGarry.
One of the candidates can ride a bicycle safely 90% of the time. The other has not seen let alone used one in years. Biden would absolutely crush don in any physical fitness test
Oh now that's an idea, all presidents have to complete the Presidential Fitness Test.
Now that I would watch
Biden should challenge Trump to the hunger games.
Trump may accept if he can use a golf cart.
Only if someone drives it for him
“Rigged!”
There is no way Trump can ride a bike.
"hurry up Don you're gonna be late. Court recess is almost over"
I want a boxing match
Bold of you to think Trump can even ride a bike.
Octogenarian Biden who fell off his bike during a PR stunt?
Are American zoomers really this brainwashed that they see Biden as fit and healthy? Both candidates are ancient.
First one to learn how to ride a unicycle wins.
If Mango Mussolini can spell unicycle; he get’s to be Assistant to the Vice President.
IT KEEPS TILTING FOR THE LEFT
hahaha he means the left politically hahaha i get the joke
conservatives aren't ever funny.
It is true. Conservative "comedy" is about punching down.
Trump went after the workers that set up the stage/podium immediately. He probably had no intention of paying them anyway.
This article is an interesting read on the subject:
Republicans think insults without any cleverness is comedy. “Hey, you’re a piece of shit! Look, I’m funny!”
Or they use the one joke and they all laugh since hearing the one joke for the 15th million time is still hilarious to them as the first time they heard it.
Just take your shirt off, be fat, and say borderline ignorant/racist things. Viola! You’ve got a career in redneck comedy.
Pretty sure you can do a comedy set with same pronoun joke back to back and conservatives will laugh as if it was the first time.
it's The One Joke.
TBF, he did repeat one joke that wasn't just an insult. Admittedly it was about a cannibalistic serial killer, but, y'know, baby steps.
Edgy teen bully humor. Makes sense since most conservatives stopped maturing at 20.
That’s his only tool. He punches down to handicapped, to women, to poc, to fucking everyone. He’s a pOS. Vote blue. Fuck this guy.
Just as Jesus preached.
Proof?
setting himself up to sue them because they made him pay for the space
He's owed my city a couple hundred thousand since the last election. He's a deadbeat loser and his magats are pathetic followers.
Wait, that means you are from one of the places he had a rally in! That really narrows it down! /s
The right-wing brain is incapable of creativity. That's why they always want to cut funding for the arts. They just don't get it.
Anything new scares their bloated amygdala.
It is is thing https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/neuroscience-in-everyday-life/202010/red-versus-blue-brain-neuropolitics
However instead of "looking down" (which the left is always doing), the left should use their creativity to "message properly". I'm not going to say how to do that, because that will get hoovered up in AI and played back to right wing strategies - but I think the left are smart enough to figure it out and execute on it.
Trump's always been his own bad advertising. Unfortunately, it turns out the USA has way more extreme deplorables than it used to think it had.
Conservatives can’t do comedy because comedy requires empathy. This is its key ingredient, and we know they have none.
Agreed. Probably because having a sense of humor requires one to possess a certain level of intelligence. And The MAGA aren’t funny. Ever.
It requires one to have empathy as well, and the funniest people aren't afraid to make fun of themselves, which is impossible for Trump and his supporters.
I see it all the time on reddit, because once I'm convinced I'm wrong about something, I say so. It's not weakness to do so, it's strength, but the maga types are far too insecure to understand that. For example, sure, I think I'm only this good at a thing I do, relative to others in the field. Just because you rate yourself "super dooper bestest" doesn't mean you actually live up to the criteria I'm using on myself. It most often means you're too insecure to acknowledge your faults, so there's no chance of you ever fixing them.
But Dennis Miller! Rob Schneider! /s
I hate Donald Trump more than just about anyone but that gave me a chuckle. Of course he couldn't leave it at that and had to shit on the workers who put it up, though.
He did the same thing about a teleprompter recently and also included something about “and they bitch that I don’t pay my bills”. Not verbatim but I still included “ “.
Trump is still default on money he owes to cities from his last election, and said cities are not going to let him do it again , money up front.
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Hi, Dr. Nick!
That's Lionel Hutz, not Dr. Nick
a.k.a Miguel Sanchez
I know. It baffles me they let him set up shop again without paying from last time. Then again I guess the decision makers are trumpers.
it was the same rant.
Same here. I had to watch it again because I thought I misheard him. He was actually funny!? Then he lost it and went back to douchebag mode.
💯
I think he actually handled that pretty well
Dude did you read the comments on the video? They're acting like that was the most brilliant thing they've ever heard. Then he insulted the contractor who set it up. Maybe they installed a podium able to withstand his stated weight but he surpassed its limits for some reason 😅
i didn't but i heard the response, as someone else said it sounded exactly like a laugh track.
clapping seals for Big Rich Famous.
Yes, total laugh track vibe. "he stopped saying words and is smiling, let's laugh really hard!"
It sounded like a sit-com laugh track was being used. Is that normal? 😳
They usually aren’t. Only accidentally.
never on purpose
The reason it kept tilting left was because Trump was leaning left.
Hmmm… 🤔
That was actually the only intentionality funny thing he's done in years. Maybe decades.
Meanwhile the guy who put the podium there was standing in the front row, rapt to be in the presence of his god/king. Tears in his eyes.
Then Trump, who can't even stand up without holding onto something after staying up until all hours posting on social media before spending his days sleeping through court starts stumbling all over the stage, blaming the contractor.
The guy is like 'wha... what? But I love you sir...' while Trump shits all over him.
And the worst part is they will either willing eat that shit sandwich or ignore the comment. I’m convinced people in his camp are unswayable at this point
Wait, you JUST became convinced of that?
“You know this is the worst platform, who put this stage up?” he ad-libbed, cutting into his own remarks. “The fricking place is falling down.”
Remember he only hires "da-best-people".
Pretty sure everyone knows who set up his platform.
Trump lost his marbles and they got under the podium. Don't let him fool you
Until Trump loses it completely on live TV, during one of the debates, not one network will ever mention Trump’s inability to be our next president. To do so would mean they would lose their golden goose, which they have been propping up for the last four years.
Let’s be real, Trump losing it completely on live TV would have zero impact on his supporters’ views.
What does he have to lose exactly? What do you envision?
Turnabout is fair play in this situation.
He keeps blaming everything on the people who work for him and the crowd goes wild. He jokes about not paying the people who work for him, and the crowd goes wild. What a bunch of assholes.
I used to think conservatives were just stodgy traditionalists. Trump helped me realize they’re totally malignant people.
GOOD. Frickin' lay into him, Dems! If we are not relentless about keeping him out of office, we will lose the opportunity to ever change it again. And I don't think one tweet is a "field day", either.
Biden could kick Trump's in a street fight.
As long as Trump didn't roll over him.
He’s not paying the contractors
I hate the guy but I thought he recovered disappointingly well.
He complains about a teleprompter falling off the wall, then a podium wobbling..... It's almost as if the universe is trying to tell him something.
So he’s neither stable nor a genius?
He could fall over in the middle of an empty salt flat and it would somehow be someone else's fault.
Well when you don't pay for the work Trump, this is the kind of work you can expect.
Trump hires only the best.
Americans aren’t struggling, he is!!
Mr. Humpty Trumpty ALMOST had a great fall. And it would have been the greatest fall of all.
Looks like a few of his hamberders aren't agreeing with him.
Covfefe COVFEFE!!
Must be the cocktail of Adderral, Benzos, and crack he's on.
So if I go to a Trump rally all I expect is to hear complaints about his sht.
(gun pointed to the back of the other astronaut) " Always has been"always has been
Wobbly Trump
Unfortunately, this is not much of anything. The video is far less impressive than the title implies
Actually was kind of humorous especially the left comment. Unfortunately reality kicked back in as he went on stolen election bullshit and voter intimidation blah blah blah.
I think I'd have to get my wife to put me in the nearest psyc ward if I ever laughed at one of Trumps attempts at humor.
They could have gone high and just said: "We don't target and ridicule people who are suffering from mental or physical anguish or challenges. Mr. Trump deserves the same consideration as the rest of us.".
Something like that doesn't devolve into the mud pit folks are being dragged into, while still calling out what you're trying to call out with the ridicule.
Can we just have anyone but these two run?
Never a good word for anyone or anything will come out of that sewer hole of a mouth.
Naw, he wished Maxwell well.
Should’ve invested in a Huckabee lectern
You mean donkey-kick face?
As the saying goes, "You get what you pay for." And since Diaper Don tends to skip out on his bills... In the same event, he claimed the teleprompter collapsed. It would've been more hilarious if the whole stage had just collapsed.
Lmao who follows this idiot?
Wobbly trump at podium. Sick name for an emo band
I wonder if he would try to make a lame joke about doing the Time Warp.
Right as he says Americans are struggling
T… shame on us
Is this sub pretending to be unbiased? Just so I know.
Did he purposely make the podium lean to the left so he could make that joke?
“Sn “Schecky” trump. How awful. 🤮
Honestly, whatching the video I felt he ad-libbed well..made a funny.
Do you not watch "Corrections"?! That's a lectern, not a podium. Sheesh.
I’m no Trump fan but he handled that well with some wit.
Now now. Trump was not wobbling. He was dodging fire from the Jewish space lasers.
That’s awesome. Now they are like twins!! How cute
Heh. Wobbly trump can't keep his feet on the ground, let alone the economy
It’s a lectern, dumbass! Not a podium.
He honestly looked reasonably capable for a geriatric.
Okay, having finally seen the video in question, which isn't the one I thought it was, I can confidently say I've been wrong in some of my comments about it.
I despise Donald Trump and his base, not sorry.
However, he's right. That was a crappy set, very subpar for that level of event. Bills aside, that set is less than mediocre. And Trump made the most of it, got his laughs with what appeared to be quick witted thinking, and went back to the business at hand.
The business at hand, of course, was being the worst of the worst so that all the vilest people in your society don't feel like outcast losers, and can instead feel like a movement.
They are a movement. I hope it gets flushed soon.
It’s sad when the only thing these two candidates have is this type of thing.
To be generous all trumps golfcarts are in the shop and there was 3 steps to get up there.
I fucking DESPISE Trump. One of the worst humans ever to exist.
But he handled that pretty well. Thought it was pretty funny 🤷♂️
It's interesting that politicians now are kind of an extension of their staff instead of the other way around. I very much doubt Biden saw this video and was like, let's make fun of this other old guy.
No greater point in this, I just had the realization with this situation. Same with them running with the dark Biden trolling stuff, I guarantee he didn't understand that or probably memeing in general but it was something a lot of his base rallied behind as realistically it was for them and their internet battles.
I really do not like Trump but this is hilarious, in his favor.
I makes me a little ill, but he handled it well. I am no fan, but I don't see him almost falling. He made a couple jokes. and the rest of the time denied the 2020 election...so sick, but the listen to him.
That podium did look flimsy. But he played off of it pretty cool and even made a funny joke that it’s “tilting to the left too much like many other things”.
Let's be real, though. The way he handled it and turned the audience laughing about it is not exactly a sign of his failing facilities. They should learn when to just ignore stuff instead of trying to turn every little thing into something. That podium absolutely was the cause of that
I’m no Trump fan but he did handle this pretty well.
Like womens pussies right
It would be so shocking to have these two say anything substantive about each other. The entire media/online world would immediately drop dead of shock.
Nah, they just wouldn't bother reporting it because all anyone really wants to hear about us someone getting "slammed".
Ya that’s a good tactic. Don’t worry about your abysmal poll numbers and swing state polling, point and laugh at the other guy before using lesser evil arguments and complaining about not getting enough ‘credit’ from young people. Also ban tik tok.
These are definitely things that get people excited to vote.
The NYT: Why this is bad for Biden