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19 year old woman gives birth to twins with different biological Father
/r/ALLMaury Povich would have had a ratings boom with this one.
Maury actually already has two episodes where this actually happened
"This is my halftwin" 🥴
my wombmate if you will
My chum from different cum.
Besties from different testes!
Brother from my mother's other lover
My side-kick from another dick!
Sibling from another man’s ding-a-ling.
My bro from another joe coz our mom’s a hoe
Side kick from mom’s side dick
I have almost choked on these two comments - so funny
She wouldn’t be in this predicament had she done the same.
No I don't think I will
Unfortunately you do not have a choice
Eh, depends on the state
ya it could be a bro-choice state
I’m bro-life. Once a brother always a brother.
GET IN MY BELLY
Oh my god they were wombmates!
I had a terrible long day at work with nonstop bullshit while trying not to faint in 106* weather. You are the reason I love Reddit. I came to the comments on an interesting article and your comment was so clever and hilarious I’m now laughing and forgetting about my day. Take my award and thank you for being what makes Reddit the best place on the internet.
“Yeaahhhh, Mom used to get after it…”
Seriously. Haha.
Article states, after the test only confirmed one match, “she then remembered the she had sex with another man on the same day…
Whoopsie. Forgot about that bit?
Oh whoops!
Whoopsie!
This lady fucks.
Some background here, women can sometimes produce 2 or more eggs instead of one but the fact these 2 where fertilized by different semen is wild
So you can get pregnant-er. Great.
Edit: geez y’all thanks for the awards. And all of the info!
Pregnant 2, electric boogaloo
*Pergernant 2, electric boogaloo
“Just when you thought that nutting in an already pregnant woman couldn’t do any harm…”
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
Starring Rob Schneider and Steve Buscemi
Is am I pergananant!?
Can u get prengante?
Edit: I love that that video was so universally loved.
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Howe girl get pragenant?
Can u get perngant from comdom?
I think I might be peregante.
No you am Pragnar
this also called , superfecundation. when you get impregnanted by more than 1 person in the same ovulation cycle.
Superfetation is the correct term
Technically it is possible to get pregnant while already pregnant, though very rare. Sometimes an egg if fertilized and another one is released a few days or weeks later. If both are fertilized and implant a woman can have two fetuses who have different gestational ages. It’s only happened a few times in recorded medical history. Very rare but still possible.
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I mean, that’s what happens with fraternal twins, the most common type. Two separate eggs from the start fertilized by two separate sperm (just usually from the same father). Identical twins, which come from one egg, are significantly less common.
Ding ding. Internet winner for today.
A new twist on the Jerry springer show
“you are both the father”
That would be hilarious. Those already can be wild, can you imagine the shit show that would become.
This is incredibly rare but yes it does happen. I actually was talking to a woman at the grocery store her kids were twins but one was conceived at a later date if that makes any sense. Same father though. I do not know how they determined this
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If we are throwing out weird twin facts, my twins were born 16 days apart. Twin A at 22 weeks and twin B at 24, premature. I was at a large children's hospital and one nurse said she had seen it happen once, thirty years previous. Because of the nature of the emergency, they were born in different cities. They just started high school this week.
I’ve heard of this happening and it’s beyond fascinating. It’s not even uncommon for full term twins to be born hours or days apart when they’re allowed to be born with no interventions. Sixteen days though is wild. I’m glad you were able to get the care you all needed and have a happy outcome.
Superfecundation. Once heard a lecture on it from a doctor in Baltimore. He was the “worlds expert” on the phenomenon. He described a set of triplets all with different fathers.
Like a litter of kittens at that point.
These are my children Torti, Calico, and Tabby
And their fathers,
Tom, Dick and Harry
Thats wild! This may be a dumb question but did you give birth to them at the same time?
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Wait, which one came out first? Even if the 38 week did, the 40 week will always be "older" :p
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Damn I’m stoned and this is blowing my mind. the most interesting shit is always in the comments.
I am stoned too and this is all very interesting. But let me just say if I was the 40 week baby, there's no fuckin way that little 38 week baby is claiming they're older just because they got to the exit first. I don't play games with younger siblings.
Play around n find out lil bro
Sounds weird but the later conceived twin makes sense to come out first. Or as a business making cuts might say "last in, first out".
Are they both the same or could 38 have used an extra 2 weeks baking?
Probably won't make much difference past 2 years old. The last month is really just fattening up and developing the lungs.
Anything between 38 and 42 weeks is considered a normal term, and with modern medicine even if the baby is born at 30-37 weeks the odds of survival are over 99% so it's really nothing to worry about in most cases.
This kind of thing probably happened a lot more than we think. I’ve heard plenty of tales of a larger and a smaller twin. Before ultrasounds how would anyone have known (except in cases of different fathers)?
I’ve heard plenty of tales of a larger and a smaller twin.
That's not uncommon even if there's no difference in conception dates, like with identical twins. In extreme cases there's a syndrome where one twin gets most of the blood supply, which is very dangerous for the other twin. Here's a picture of identical twins who had that syndrome but survived.
This might be a TMI question but if you’re willing to share your knowledge I’d be appreciative! Do you know if two eggs dropped at different dates?
ETA: trying to wrap my brain around how this is possible!
So I’m not the person you’re replying to but yes a woman can ovulate twice in one menstrual cycle, meaning 2 separate eggs can drop at 2 different dates. (Not to be confused with both eggs dropping at the same time.)
I know this because it happens to me maybe 3 times a year.
Ugh it happened to me this month and I'm seriously too old to deal with this shit. My ovaries are like, "hey we're just about done here but we've got some leftovers so lets just throw them all out two at a time before we jerk her ass into menopause."
Haha!! Yea that’s totally how I feel when it happens. It started in my late 30s, which means my ovaries are old and senile by now!
I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
Fascinating! Mind if I ask - how did you find out (or how do you know) when that happens?
Some people can feel when ovulating happens. For me it feels like an odd pinching sensation. The ovaries alternate each cycle, though occasionally both will ovulate a day or two apart.
I never knew this. That's fucking wild.
I have very obvious ovulation symptoms. The symptoms can sometimes be as equally painful as getting my period. I have cramping, pain on one side (depending on which ovary releases an egg) bloating and the telltale types of discharge.
Having a painful ovulation just runs in my family and is not related to any issues like endometriosis. My mom once had a surprise rectal exam in the 70s as a teen because the doctor didn’t think it was ovulation causing her symptoms.
Ovulating twice in the same cycle began in my late 30s. I thought it was strange and made an appt. with my OBGYN. She just said it isn’t common but it does happen.
Are you going to tell your kids?? What a weird thing to know about yourself! Lol
Generally if she’s only had sex with one man, there’s a pretty high chance it’ll be the same father.
"Generally" I just spit my fucking drink out...well done!
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It was the LORD, honey. What was I supposed to do? Say no?
« Was just sitting in the bus one day , when I got out I was pregnant , uh! »
What if she's sat on a lot of toilet seats?
My twin was 8lbs 7oz. I was 4lbs 6oz. He was obviously full term and I was obviously premie. They think she got pregnant a month after. I’m five minutes older, far better looking and much smarter 🤣🤣🤣 He’s an accomplished artist (sign painter/builder by trade) and plays seven musical instruments (so there IS that!!!).
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Identical/fraternal? Mono/di? It could have been your twin stealing your nutrition and not letting you grow at the same rate.
I knew a woman who had twins but one was full term and the other was a preemie.
One in every 400 sets of twins is way more common than I would've thought.
Wait. So this stranger at the grocery store was describing to you the different days she has sex? My trips to the grocery store are decidedly less interesting than yours.
Im a triplet and also have twin brothers, my mom always ovulated multiples!
So wait, we’re they conceived on the same day too?
Not necessarily, sperm can linger around in there for up to 7 days.
I think I was the product of 7-day-old sperm. Late to the party and not too eager to leave.
Hmmm, I’m early to the party and fall asleep on the couch…. What does that mean?
Man, some of you redditors here have extremely forthcoming parents!
Be grateful you don’t. I, in fact, know where I was conceived (a hotel) and the floor (the 9th). And I know that because we stayed there once when I was around 11 and when we got in the elevator and passed the floor, my dad announced it and then he and mom reminisced about the trip.
I was a cesarean baby. I always have to leave my house through the window
This happened in my country haha the woman had sex with two guys on the same day, the 2nd is her boyfriend now and they’re raising the babies
Choo choo!
A threesome turned into a family perhaps?
Wild times at the gangbang.
My mother in law releases an egg every 2-3 weeks. As a result she had fraternal twin boys conceived three weeks apart. My husband is the younger and was smaller twin. Back then they used a heart rate to try to give you a gender as female hearts were believed to beat at a quicker speed than males. The entire pregnancy she believed she was having a girl and a boy and it wasn't until after the birth when assessing gestational development that they realized my husband was conceived a few weeks after his brother and some things hadn't fully developed in utero because statistically twins are already born pre maturely compared to singles births.
My mother in law releases an egg every 2-3 weeks.
Porn is getting so weird.
Wait but they’re still technically twins then?
….yes. Fraternal twins are no more genetically alike than regular siblings. These fraternal twins are like half siblings
I know a girl that has two vaginas. And two functioning uteruses. She had to be careful when she was pregnant not to get pregnant again.
You can also get pregnant one month and then get pregnant again the next month - twins conceived a month apart but born at the same time. Happened to a coworker.
Is that safe for the other twin? Surely there’s underdevelopment that could be an issue.
I guess it depends, but there are plenty of babies born at only 8 months, twin or not
Having more than one child in the womb at a time always increases the risk of complications so the doctor’s tend to treat it as a high-risk pregnancy and put in the extra work to ensure mother and babies come through okay.
This also means delivering early, which for the younger twin would be quite a bit early.
I was born at 8 months and was a little underdeveloped so my mum just put me in a dark room with red lamps. Honestly everyone should try being born early just once.
put me in a dark room with red lamps.
wut
Photograph
holy fuck. "underdeveloped".
I was whooshed as well so thank you for explaining it lol
Fuck goddamn that was good.
every time it makes me laugh
This is gold. The pun flew right over my head and I didnt capture it at first.
I've literally never heard of this before, but googled it and it is a thing. If anyone like me wants to read more into it, it's called Superfetation.
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That will be an interesting dinner table conversation… Could you pass the salt?
Meh. New sitcom, Most modern family.
A series was made because of this phenomenon in my country LOL. It's called The Half Sisters 😅
So what happens if daddy 1 is a stand up dude and daddy 2 is a deadbeat. Imagine having to juggle that. "Happy birthday Andre, your daddy came by today to drop off your new motorized big wheel with heads-up display screen showing cartoons and juice tap with sippy cup. And...happy birthday to you Joao. Your daddy hates us. You get to ride in the back of your brother's car."
Or then they have to share the car so daddy 1 is footing the bill for baby 2? Complicated stuff.
See the video of the mom getting mad at one of her baby daddy's for only buying McDonald's for his kid and not all the kids.
Imagine both Dad's go full deadbeat.
Mom has a sticker that says I had twins with two different men and all I got was home insecurity and this sticker.
This happened to one of our dogs. Vet confirmed two males fathered the same litter of pups. Some were purebred Irish Setter, others were black labs.
This is like an every pregnancy occurrence in cats. I don't know if it's as common in dogs but I would've thought it was.
It’s also very common.
I was so offended when the vet proclaimed that my sibling cats probably had different dads. Like, I took it personally like she was calling me a slut. And that she said it right in front of them!
You saucy little trollop
It’s much more common as dogs and cats have many eggs to be fertilized vs the humans usual one. Breeders will make sure the breeding pair mate at least 4 times within a week to ensure all the eggs are fertilized.
If there is only one instance of them mating the mother can have 1-3 puppies only
Oh wow, I thought it just depended on the breed. TIL!
When I was a kid we had a cat give birth to a litter and there was a matching kitten for all three male cats we had at the time. Maybe a coincidence but I’ll never forget that shit
It’s actually very common for litters of kittens to have different fathers so it’s possible!
There is no link, no articles, nothing. I'm not looking on google, i'll end up with cancer or something.
Brazilian woman, 19, 'gives birth to twins with DIFFERENT fathers' 1 day ago https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11188561/amp/Brazilian-woman-19-gives-birth-twins-DIFFERENT-fathers.html&ved=2ahUKEwip1aPkyob6AhWWTGwGHasxD34Qr_oDKAB6BAgHEAE&usg=AOvVaw29PIZZlHRQezTf3Glhhk-m
Wow dragonflies are kinda dicks - based on that article
Their dicks are dicks
Daily Mail
I think it’s fair to be a bit skeptical about the veracity of the claims made
"She then remembered that she had sex with a different man on the same day..." How do you forget you had unprotected sex with 2 different dudes on the same friggin day??
2-fer Twosday.
I know of someone who didn't even know who the father was. As in, she couldn't remember who she had sex with. Also, the child was taken away but probably for different reasons.
She got paid to and it all blurred together.
I've always wondered about this!!! Finally my questions, answered lolol if it is true. A source would have been nice..
It wasn't the most educational source to learn it from but I saw this on Maury once - guy thought he wasn't the father of both kids and was celebrating, then they announced the second child's DNA and it was his:
"One out of two ain't bad 🤷♂️"
You know what Now that u mention that I kinda vaguely actually remember that.... huh.
The biological term is heteropaternal superfecundation and, although rare, has been reported for over 200 years. One case the male was the problem as he had dipped his wick where he should not have and carried the sperm of another male to his partner. The mind boggles. Sounds like a 70s car key party.
The wick dipping sounds suspicious to me. Admittedly I’m not an expert here, but it would take an Advanced Maneuver for one fellow to get his sperm all over the other fellow’s penis, no?
Additionally, sperm only lasts 15-30 min in open air. So the guy would have had to perform ejaculatory gymnastics and then immediately rush over to deposit his newfound treasure into the mother of both of their children.
I call shenanigans
Orgy.
I didn’t cheat on you, clearly you cheated on me and brought that other man’s sperm here yourself.
Sounds like a case of someone following the three rules of facing the consequences of your own actions: Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.
Yeah that sounds fake af, sperm does not live outside the body like that. Unless it was a threesome and the sperm was literally outside the body for a minute or so.
They both in same orgy, he caught a sloppy second then finished in wifey. Seems plausible
As for the first part, that's why the head is shaped the way it is. This is also somewhat common in the animal kingdom (like with horses for example), the shape is intended to scoop back deposits from any other males so when you finish, yours is what's at the front giving your sperm a higher chance of success. So that side of things is valid at least
200 years ago they couldn’t know who the father was.
No but different coloured children certainly told them who wasn't.
Told you I'm part Indian!
It was a great time at the club that night! 👍🤪
Jerry Springer has to come out of retirement now.
Results say. You BOTH are the father!
So she let two guys buss a nut inside her back to back....
Well, probably front to front, but yes.
At least two*
Gangbang gone wrong
Doesn’t have to be the same day. Both eggs can be fertilized days apart.
19 years old and already livin by the train.
Live by the train, die by the train…or syphilis..whichever comes first
We have antibiotics for syphilis. Regrettably, no such treatment exists for trains.
That was some party.
Would love to be a fly on the wall when both kids start asking questions 😂
Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are cute babies
Is it possible that she slept with two different guys on the day maybe hours or minutes apart and got two different eggs fertilized within that frame ? I'm asking because I don't know much about biology
This is known as heteropaternal superfecundation, which occurs when a second ova released during the menstrual cycle is fertilised by the sperm cells of a different man in separate sexual intercourse, according to the journal Biomedica.
This. And it isn't necessarily minutes or hours apart. Sperm can live up to a week, so it could have been a few days or more in between the hanky panky with different men.
Sperm can live inside and fertilize an egg that is released days after sex.
For 9 months, two dudes probably kept telling themselves they got a 50/50 chance the baby isn't theirs...
I wonder how child support works in cases like this assuming she’s a single mom/both dads only want to contribute via child support.
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