Even better. You can just say aiight, I'm ready to die anytime you want. Don't gotta see the heatwave end of the universe, and wander endlessly through space.
I need to know what happens if I miss one or several days before I commit. Like if I'm 875 years old and decide I just don't feel like putting a golf ball in my butt today, do I die instantly or do I just add 1 day to whatever my apparent age was when I started?
Not to mention the question about where do these golf ball suppository’s come from and do I have to pay for them?
Long life and health is great, but if balls cost me all my money and I have to travel hours every day to get them, then I’ll be living the life of a pauper which I’d rather not do.
Yes, a little training and a golf ball would be nothing. You could even make it fun for a while. I think eventually the novelty wears off and you just do it without thinking too much.
In a serious note in real reality if anyone alive today does survive aging, there could be decades, centuries spent old or as a brain in a tank.
But eventually, if you're still alive in 2300 or whatever, a new body gets printed and perfected and you get to spend the rest of possibly millions of years of life as a 10/10 of your preferred gender.
Long as tech can advance it won't be golf ball sized forever.
If you miss a day does that mean you only age for the day and disease only spreads for the day? So i can skip a few and still be fine? Or does it mean if i miss one day 5000 years in, im going to suddenly age those 5000 years and all my illnesses will progress almost instantly and kill me
When I went to prison the guard doing the "orientation" told us about "suitcasing". He described how inmates be shoving entire shampoo bottles full of contraband up their ass like it's nothing. I was already kind of laughing about that when he went on to describe in detail how those men would "condition their butthole" by using a placeholder such as a bar of soap to keep their butt "supple" as he put it. By then I was no longer laughing. Apparently when the CERT team comes running down on the inmates those butthole stretchers would quickly pop that bar of soap out of their booty and replace it with the contraband cellular phone that might be floating around the dorm. The more dominant inmates either pay or more likely coerce the weaker inmates into the job.
I think you guys think stuff like that is truly some huge feat or something overtly sexual. Think of your biggest poop it wasn’t exactly hard to push it out unless you’re constipated and thats not so much the exit but a problem with the muscles being able to squeeze a firmer stool forward. If you can simply relax enough it won’t feel like much. Maybe the first few days will be a challenge but it’s not a big deal and eventually if you are use ti a suppository regiment it is so innocuous
I don’t even enjoy any butt stuff and I would jump at this. Lord knows every morning I’m sliding out more than a golf ball size delivery. How bad could it be going in?
No. You’d be so lonely if you outlived all of your peers. Your body would be young, but your mind would keep maturing and the people “your age” would probably annoy you.
I mean I'd prefer if it was a bowling ball sized suppository, but I guess I'd do it for a golf ball sized one if it made me live forever. But would I want to live forever if it was only golf ball sized? What a pickle. I guess it doesn't say I can't also use a bowling ball...
Can I like... CHOOSE when to do it? Cause it sure would be dope if I like... Get cancer or something and just shove a golf ball up my ass and make a full recovery lol.
Of course. You don't age and don't get any illnesses who wouldn't. I mean I supposed with lube and having done it a few times you'd get used to it. I guess a gay man would just laugh at the concept, they take bigger dicks than a golf ball and no I am not being offensive. Just a fact. It's just a 'freebie" for them.
Now I would want to be rich as well. Because if you're life is shitty, living forever doesn't help.
Dude, I've seen some fucked up shit on the Internet. A golf ball size suppository ain't nothing for the chance of thousands of years of life.